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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 16:26 

Joined: 07 Jun 2005, 16:37
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Future unified champion Max Rosenbloom has reportedly "broken his back, and lost a lot of beer" in an unprecedented freak accident. "Hey I was driving my truck full of freshly brewed inventory for my newly renovated Championship Beer Cellar/Gym, when out pops a kid on a bike from out of nowhere". Max swerved to miss the biker and his truck turned over with all the inventory (see UPI photo below) being scattered about Interstate 93. Witnesses report that he heroically jumped out of the truck and wrapped the bicycle firmly around the bikers neck in order to hold the perp until the police arrived.

It was then noticed that Max's back had been broken in perhaps as many as 3 places. He is heading to the Chiropracter now and claims he'll be ready by fight time.


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Scene of freak accident. Police report indicates loss of beer likely to be of tragic proportion.


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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 16:26 

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:cry:

All that beer.....


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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2010, 16:35 

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BoxBuzz wrote:
I was driving my truck full of freshly brewed inventory... when out pops a kid on a bike from out of nowhere...Max swerved to miss the biker and his truck turned over

You should've hit the cyclist, the beer would have been safe. :lol:


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PostPosted: 22 Feb 2010, 02:35 

Joined: 09 Oct 2007, 22:03
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Location: Every night I'm throwing it down like a condescending imbecile
I think this is a fabrication. I no longer trust Boxbuzz.....


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PostPosted: 22 Feb 2010, 08:11 

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Back broken in 3 places and still manages to end up on his feet at the end of 12 with TJF. The man is a legend.


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PostPosted: 22 Feb 2010, 14:42 

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BoxBuzz wrote:
Back broken in 3 places and still manages to end up on his feet at the end of 12 with TJF.

What a guy! :bow:

He is got beat though. :lol:


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PostPosted: 22 Feb 2010, 14:54 

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well possibly, but not so's you'd notice. Suspect judges, and SAV's typical back room corrupt deals may have played a roll here. Investigations may ensue.


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PostPosted: 22 Feb 2010, 15:18 

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Location: Detroit's mam's undercrackers
Maxie Possumbloom, because he likes to play dead :TU:


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PostPosted: 22 Feb 2010, 15:58 

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jBacca wrote:
Maxie Possumbloom, because he likes to play dead :TU:

:lol:


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