Tory fvcking scumbags

[Horse]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Britain is fucked whether Labour or Tories win.

[Boxerbeetle]

I have to use sex bins. It’s bloody annoying.

It’s no laughing matter. Takes ages.

[Bodyshot3]

I thought you were a Tory, Bodyshot?

Nope. I have voted Tory, Labour and Lib Dem is past elections and will always continue to weigh-up my options.
I am non-aligned, questioning and happy to remain that way.

In previous times I have felt certain Tory governments have been necessary and had some good ideas but the PM of recent years who impressed the most was Gordon Brown who was whole leagues above Blair or any other No 10 occupant.

[Nightmare Roy]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Britain is fucked whether Labour or Tories win.

Probably but it will be a truly horrible place to live if these lot stay in, imagine the damage they will do.

[Horse]

Probably but it will be a truly horrible place to live if these lot stay in, imagine the damage they will do.

I know, but New Labour are the same.

I think we can only realistically be saved from without now.

Unless the British public can somehow learn that they don't have to vote for Neo-Liberal sickos.

[Teddy's Toupee]

The "Sensible", "Grown Up", "Centrists" will save us.

[Coco]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Come to Spain!

[Teddy's Toupee]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Come to Spain!

I tried to defect to communist Cuba when I went there on holiday back in 2018, but when they learned I voted for Corbyn's Labour party they threw me out of the country for being too left wing.

[Coco]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Come to Spain!

I tried to defect to communist Cuba when I went there on holiday back in 2018, but when they learned I voted for Corbyn's Labour party they threw me out of the country for being too left wing.

It was probably because of his anti semitism

[Teddy's Toupee]

Come to Spain!

I tried to defect to communist Cuba when I went there on holiday back in 2018, but when they learned I voted for Corbyn's Labour party they threw me out of the country for being too left wing.

It was probably because of his anti semitism

His equivocal Brexit stance.

[SticknMove]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Come to Spain!

I tried to defect to communist Cuba when I went there on holiday back in 2018, but when they learned I voted for Corbyn's Labour party they threw me out of the country for being too left wing.

Even communist China, like Cuba, know they can’t fly with just a left wing.

[Nightmare Roy]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Come to Spain!

We arnt allowed anymore are we?

[Coco]

My wife and I have decided we will leave the country if these pudenda get in again, not sure where we will go as for some reason it isn't that straightforward any more.

Britain will become so grim if this bunch of loons get another 4 years.

Come to Spain!

We arnt allowed anymore are we?

Getting a work permit now is difficult, but then the problem in Spain was always finding work anyway.
If you could earn British money with Spanish prices you would be rich.
I dunno whether your job would allow you to do that

[Bodyshot3]

I'd love to move to Spain tomorrow....and as I get older I totally get why so many Brits did the same.

Some of the young, tech trendies at my business do these three and six month "sabbaticals" in Malta. They live in these nice hotel complexes that don't have enough business back post-covid and work by the pool, and let 4G take all the strain.

Malta apparently "up for this" as they go out and spend their wages in the local bars, restaurants and boutiques and there's no need to talk about a tax bill or residency paperwork. You just have to go back to the UK for a spell or two.

All the rage apparently and it is feckin' shame I can't code, think the cloud is the fluffy thing in the sky and still have to attend client meetings in person. I want to be them, paid in pounds with a UK salary and not face a client unless it is Teams.

Some long-ish breaks from the utter bleakness of the UK as a politcal and social entity would be welcome. Anyone got a code or AI masterclass for old farts

[Lenny Cravats]

Penny Mordaunt could well take first place for most unhinged speech at the Tory conference.

She was up against some stiff competition, but managed to come across as more of a lunatic than the others.

[Jaguar]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

[Counter-puncher]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

exactly, its just some SPAD said to her 'Churchillian tone, Penny, Churchillian tone is what we are going for, the words themselves aren't as important as the conviction and passion in your voice'

'but you're sending me out to do a speech with literally no content'

'Penny, you were literally the standard-bearer for the Coronation. You're The People's Politician, passion and belligerence are your keynotes, here'

'what am I supposed to be fighting against ffs'

'it doesn't matter, just mention fighting and everyone in the audience will make their own mind up what we're fighting against' (shows two pictures, one of an immigrant the other a trannie, winks)

' '

[Lenny Cravats]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

Mental.

When your in government, what do you fight against? (Unless a foreign nation in times of conflict).
You legislate. You're literally the fvcking government.

It's a new Tory tactic. Pretend to be the opposition, as if everything that's the fault of the government is something the government are opposed too.

[Jaguar]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

exactly, its just some SPAD said to her 'Churchillian tone, Penny, Churchillian tone is what we are going for, the words themselves aren't as important as the conviction and passion in your voice'

'but you're sending me out to do a speech with literally no content'

'Penny, you were literally the standard-bearer for the Coronation. You're The People's Politician, passion and belligerence are your keynotes, here'

'what am I supposed to be fighting against ffs'

'it doesn't matter, just mention fighting and everyone in the audience will make their own mind up what we're fighting against' (shows two pictures, one of an immigrant the other a trannie, winks)

' '

I know, it's just mad isn't it? And it was like she was on he verge of breaking into tears. Mad, just barking mad

But, yes, you're right, it was the unsaid, the sinister undertone that's the bigger problem. Fight against immigrants; trannies; gays; teachers; civil servants; social workers; trade unionists, single parents; students; the unemployed; the 'blob'; basically every fvcker who they don't like or doesn't agree with them.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a full-on lurch to the extreme Right if the Tories get trounced at the next election. Braverman; Badenoch; Truss et al. are real cruel fvckers and borderline fascists anyway and they're totally bereft of any new ideas, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them really go for the gutter as part of a regrouping strategy.

The sad thing is, this shite might just appeal to some people. Far Right politics has never had much traction in the UK, but these bastards might just try and get a bandwaggon rolling. Seriously, I wouldn't put it past them and they've got the perfect cover as so many of this new Nutterati are women and/or 'people of colour'.

[Counter-puncher]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

exactly, its just some SPAD said to her 'Churchillian tone, Penny, Churchillian tone is what we are going for, the words themselves aren't as important as the conviction and passion in your voice'

'but you're sending me out to do a speech with literally no content'

'Penny, you were literally the standard-bearer for the Coronation. You're The People's Politician, passion and belligerence are your keynotes, here'

'what am I supposed to be fighting against ffs'

'it doesn't matter, just mention fighting and everyone in the audience will make their own mind up what we're fighting against' (shows two pictures, one of an immigrant the other a trannie, winks)

' '

I know, it's just mad isn't it? And it was like she was on he verge of breaking into tears. Mad, just barking mad

they obviously told her that it wouldn't be a bad thing if her emotions just ran over slightly, you know, give a physical demonstration of the true passion behind her speech, the raw emotion of her passionate patriotism. The same SPADs that sent her out to do a speech with no content whatsoever

reminds me of that republican nutcase Karri Lake when she said of Trump, 'you know, he really cares about this country, more than (and here she has this face of slight torment, of anguished empathy on behalf of Trump, that his passion for 'this country' is so deep and pure that he carries it somewhat like a burden, it's an awesome responsibility but he, Trump, will take it on, for the love of his country is so profound, so pure) anyone I've ever met', and she's there with this quiet, but extremely melodramatic tone of awe, that anyone could love a country so deeply, and suffer for their love, so.

i think it was that they were aiming for

[Counter-puncher]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

Mental.

When your in government, what do you fight against? (Unless a foreign nation in times of conflict).
You legislate. You're literally the fvcking government.

It's a new Tory tactic. Pretend to be the opposition, as if everything that's the fault of the government is something the government are opposed too.

its implicitly obvious though isn't it, its the Blob and the Enemy of the People judges and courts, and the hollywood liberal elite and blah blah blah blah

[Counter-puncher]

meanwhile Labour win a scottish by-election, which suggests that Scotland may be back in play for Labour, and the electoral arithmetic shifts significantly in their favour, if so.

[Jaguar]

meanwhile Labour win a scottish by-election, which suggests that Scotland may be back in play for Labour, and the electoral arithmetic shifts significantly in their favour, if so.

Potentially, It's a game cahnger if it extrapolates across the rest of Scotland.

[Jaguar]

Fight what? Fight who? Wtf is she on about?

Mental.

When your in government, what do you fight against? (Unless a foreign nation in times of conflict).
You legislate. You're literally the fvcking government.

It's a new Tory tactic. Pretend to be the opposition, as if everything that's the fault of the government is something the government are opposed too.

You are, of course, spot on, Len. A plucky litte Tory government struggling against the odds, fighting the giant of wokery, the blob, the BBC/civil service/immigrant elite; the Lefty big banks; looney judiciary; the woke police, All these powerful Leftist forces assembled against them. But they are game, they are fighters, a government battling against all odds.

World's gone mad, mate

[Counter-puncher]

bless those brave, brave fighters (and confusion to their enemies)