Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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gilgamesh wrote: I think he knew all along, he was just trying to fool somebody and failed miserably in his attempt.
I guess we disagree on this clown's boxing knowledge.

I've yet to see anything that suggests he knows much, if anything, about the sport.

His posts consists of info culled from the fighters record on boxrec, padded out with made up quotes and/or ridiculous 'facts' he has pulled out of his bum.

A funny guy? Absolutely!

Knowledgable regarding boxing? In my opinion, not at all.
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Giancarlo wrote:
keithmoonhangover wrote:
Il Duce wrote:May 6, 1965

Sonny Liston and Muhammad Ali during their 'stage preparation' for the May 25, 1965 Bout.

Sonny and Muhammad worked out in a 'secret location', working on punching and slipping.

Here Sonny floors Muhammad with a right to the shoulder and left-hook to the jaw.

The 'script' called for Muhammad to go down in Round 4, and take a 7-Count.

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What a load of bullsh1t.



To me and you it's Nino Valdes, but some nutter at racistsRus told The Duchess it was "Clay" and, as usual, he went for it hook, line and sinker.

In a while, he'll say it was a joke but he really believes it at the moment.

Because (a) he knows nothing about boxing and (b) he's as dumb as dogsh1t.

:TU:

CRIPES>...now you're exaggerating just as much as Il Duce. Do I have to prove that DogPoo once deposited just lays in one place and stinks? Don't make me pull out a hyperlink to a video and walk everyone here through another boring forensic study, this time on Dog Crap, just to prove that this guy easily out performs Canine Feces by an over 84% efficacy factor.

If simply exaggerating were deserving of a warning....you'd both be in hot water.
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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Il Duce wrote:May 6, 1965

Sonny Liston and Muhammad Ali during their 'stage preparation' for the May 25, 1965 Bout.

Sonny and Muhammad worked out in a 'secret location', working on punching and slipping.

Here Sonny floors Muhammad with a right to the shoulder and a left-hook to the jaw.

The 'script' called for Muhammad to go down in Round 4, and take a 7-Count.

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YOU LIED TO US WITH THIS PHOTOGRAPH

I thought you didn't like liars.
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Anyway....did you guys know the following is a 100% science fiction FACT??


The "Frozen Envelope Theory" suggests that the NBA rigged its 1985 Draft Lottery so Georgetown University standout Patrick Ewing would land with the New York Knicks, who had the first pick in that year's draft. Conspiracy theorists argue that the Knicks' envelope was placed in the freezer so that when NBA commissioner David Stern reached into a bowl containing the envelopes of all the teams participating in the draft lottery, he would be able to identify that particular envelope by its being colder than the others.
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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Buzz for a while I must admit I was annoyed at you for letting this Duce hate train keep rolling along and indeed seeming to encourage it, but I must admit. The guy is just so ridiculous you can't help but look and laugh at what ridiculous claim he's going to make next.

Hindsight is always 20/20, and as I look now. I think you did the right thing letting him stick around Buzz. Basically he's just kinda become the BOTP sections running joke that we're all in on.
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BoxBuzz wrote: CRIPES>...now you're exaggerating just as much as Il Duce. Do I have to prove that DogPoo once deposited just lays in one place and stinks? Don't make me pull out a hyperlink to a video and walk everyone here through another boring forensic study, this time on Dog Crap, just to prove that this guy easily out performs Canine Feces by an over 84% efficacy factor.

If simply exaggerating were deserving of a warning....you'd both be in hot water.
Don't let the CBE go to your head, Buzz.

Remember, the title was bestowed on you by a guy who knows nothing about boxing.

To me you're still just lovable old BoxBuzz, the self-proclaimed junior boxing historian.
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gilgamesh wrote:Buzz for a while I must admit I was annoyed at you for letting this Duce hate train keep rolling along and indeed seeming to encourage it, but I must admit. The guy is just so ridiculous you can't help but look and laugh at what ridiculous claim he's going to make next.

Hindsight is always 20/20, and as I look now. I think you did the right thing letting him stick around Buzz. Basically he's just kinda become the BOTP sections running joke that we're all in on.

Well he does not use expletives or hate language......but sometimes he gets others to do such things.

So technically he's not a criminal...he's just a carrier. It's no violation to simply be vile, duplicitous, and annoying.
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Giancarlo wrote:
BoxBuzz wrote: CRIPES>...now you're exaggerating just as much as Il Duce. Do I have to prove that DogPoo once deposited just lays in one place and stinks? Don't make me pull out a hyperlink to a video and walk everyone here through another boring forensic study, this time on Dog Crap, just to prove that this guy easily out performs Canine Feces by an over 84% efficacy factor.

If simply exaggerating were deserving of a warning....you'd both be in hot water.
Don't let the CBE go to your head, Buzz.

Remember, the title was bestowed on you by a guy who knows nothing about boxing.

To me you're still just lovable old BoxBuzz, the self-proclaimed junior boxing historian.

Oh I'm certified alright.....nothing you can do about it. And the irony is that I was certified on YOUR thread. Which makes it particularly sweet for me.

*What has been done, can not be undone.
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BoxBuzz wrote:
gilgamesh wrote:Buzz for a while I must admit I was annoyed at you for letting this Duce hate train keep rolling along and indeed seeming to encourage it, but I must admit. The guy is just so ridiculous you can't help but look and laugh at what ridiculous claim he's going to make next.

Hindsight is always 20/20, and as I look now. I think you did the right thing letting him stick around Buzz. Basically he's just kinda become the BOTP sections running joke that we're all in on.

Well he does not use expletives or hate language......but sometimes he gets others to do such things.

So technically he's not a criminal...he's just a carrier. It's no violation to simply be vile, duplicitous, and annoying.
Indeed it's not, and despite the cries of some wanting to see him banned (myself included) you were right to let him stick around as he hasn't technically made any forum infractions. You are indeed correct sir.
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BoxBuzz wrote: Oh I'm certified alright.....nothing you can do about it. And the irony is that I was certified on YOUR thread. Which makes it particularly sweet for me.

*What has been done, can not be undone.
I must admit I was pleased for you when I saw how happy it made you to finally have someone (even if it was The Duchess) acknowledge your boxing knowledge.

Yes, I guess it is now on the record, Buzz. The Duchess has accepted you as one of his own. You lucky old bugger.

Mind you, I think it may have been a conspiracy in which he fed you the answer as a payment for you backing him to the hilt when people called for him to be reined in.

It's a moot point though now though as no doubt you have the CBE framed and on the wall in your den and can look at it with pride while doing your junior boxing historian work.

Belated congratulations, Buzz!

:TU:
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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:lol: :doh:
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gilgamesh wrote::lol: :doh:
He's fishing for a bite.
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Il Duce wrote:As Sonny Liston 'takes his dive', he looks over at his friend Robert Goulet, and 'winks'.

Sonny yelled,,,,,,,,,, "Look Bob, I can use my hands to break the fall."

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Holy cow!

Sonny's rib cage is rippling!

Buzz has cracked the case!

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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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Sonny went back to his dressing room, picked up his envelope and went out for some Ribs with Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Il Duce wrote:
SaadOffTheDeck wrote:Sonny went back to his dressing room, picked up his envelope and went out for some Ribs with Sammy Davis, Jr.
Actually

He did go back to the Dressing Room at the 'Central Maine Youth Center' and downed a half-full glass of 'J & B Scotch'.

A Reporter from UPI got into the dressing room, and said, "You know Sonny. Everybody is saying you took a dive."

Sonny then threw the glass across the room, and it smashed against the wall as he said, "Who's saying that."

The UPI Reporter answered, "Everyone.".

That is 100% true.
You tell lies. I cannot believe you.
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keithmoonhangover wrote:
p4p1 wrote:I think you're forgetting about all of the original work he also produces.
On which subject?
Anything involving Ali.
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Even Ali was unaware of the 'ripplin' rib cage event. lol.


Yancey.....you got me....I admit it...now for the second time.....I was seein' if I could sell the exact same sort of hooey al Il Duce. It was a conspiracy that I have been taking money for in order to keep the new world order on track.

The power transferring from the leg, back, shoulder, and arm of Ali to the Head, neck rib cage and thigh of Liston....could no more get a man's attention, than Wepner stepping on your toe.

And just like the the ol' toe step I attempted to sell, this is just as photoshopped, and as genuine as a 2 dollar bill. And I mean this in all sincerity.

There is no connection. And I have been remiss to attempt to besmirch the good and kind name of Il Duce.

Yancey...can you break a 2 for me?

It is I....who have been attempting to confabulate, and create confusion, and distraction.
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Giancarlo wrote:
BoxBuzz wrote: Oh I'm certified alright.....nothing you can do about it. And the irony is that I was certified on YOUR thread. Which makes it particularly sweet for me.

*What has been done, can not be undone.
I must admit I was pleased for you when I saw how happy it made you to finally have someone (even if it was The Duchess) acknowledge your boxing knowledge.

Yes, I guess it is now on the record, Buzz. The Duchess has accepted you as one of his own. You lucky old bugger.

Mind you, I think it may have been a conspiracy in which he fed you the answer as a payment for you backing him to the hilt when people called for him to be reined in.

It's a moot point though now though as no doubt you have the CBE framed and on the wall in your den and can look at it with pride while doing your junior boxing historian work.

Belated congratulations, Buzz!

:TU:
I've got it framed right next to my Salvadore Dali lithograph (seen below) as each are equally wonderous and surreal. As I'm sure you will agree.



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Il Duce wrote:Wednesday - May 26, 1965

Sonny Liston arrived in Denver, Colorado and was greeted by a 'Court Order' to appear in Court
to go on Trial on August 6, 1965.

This will be the 4th-Arrest Charge, in a series of run-ins with the Denver Law since December 25, 1964.
* Disturbing the Peace
* Driving while Intoxicated
* Open Alcohol in a Vehicle
* Speeding
* Concealed Weapon
* Failure to comply with a Policeman's order
* Numerous Traffic Infractions

Foneda Cox {Close friend of Sonny Liston}

"Sonny is disaster. If he was walking on the Moon, he'd be arrested for 'Jay-Walking'."
F*cking Ali and his criminal record he shares with guys he fought Image
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gilgamesh wrote:
Il Duce wrote:Wednesday - May 26, 1965

Sonny Liston arrived in Denver, Colorado and was greeted by a 'Court Order' to appear in Court
to go on Trial on August 6, 1965.

This will be the 4th-Arrest Charge, in a series of run-ins with the Denver Law since December 25, 1964.
* Disturbing the Peace
* Driving while Intoxicated
* Open Alcohol in a Vehicle
* Speeding
* Concealed Weapon
* Failure to comply with a Policeman's order
* Numerous Traffic Infractions

Foneda Cox {Close friend of Sonny Liston}

"Sonny is disaster. If he was walking on the Moon, he'd be arrested for 'Jay-Walking'."
F*cking Ali and his criminal record he shares with guys he fought Image
I agree, it's a fvcking outrage. Let's kill him.
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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Any chance you might grow up in the near future?
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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keithmoonhangover wrote:Any chance you might grow up in the near future?
There's your answer
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Well if true....he could have had a rather fragile noggin for the fight.

This of course is his opponents fault.
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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Can anyone explain why we need 5 pages of Il Duce saying the same thing?
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Re: Sonny Liston "Of Course I Took A Dive In Maine"

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BoxBuzz wrote:1. Liston is moving forward with a leading left that will not make it's target.
don't think it destroys your entire argument,
but your clip shows this part of it is simply
not true. at the moment of impact, liston is
not moving forward anymore. no way to
deny this IMO.
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