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It's on free to air so I couldn't care less about the production values! Looking forward to it

What the feck was the gift of lamb Mori gave Haye?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj28VBo38Wo

MarkMcBurney wrote:

Riddick Blowe wrote:

mimmy123 wrote:Does this go to show that no tv channel was bothered about bidding for tv coverage? I bet his next fight will be on Cartoonito after Fireman Sam and before Masha and the Bear.

One can only imagine how bad the production will be for this one. What exactly is Dave's history in putting on sport events? Does it have any at all?

Anyone know who's presenting/commentating apart from Ron 'The Mortician' Macintosh?

BJ Flores

Have they gone for the 'nonentity retired cruiserweight of whom we may have heard vague rumours about fighting Haye circa 2006' angle or is this guy a known broadcaster in the US?

Weigh Ins - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBkV9aGpBSU

Dusted Peyote wrote:

SAPFO wrote:What the feck was the gift of lamb Mori gave Haye?

That was a bit weird wasn't it, why lamb?

Can't have been very nice either, just wrapped in a bit of polythene and stuffed in his pocket, nasty.

Is this some weird Aussie thing? Can somebody enlighten us?

De Mori just seems to be quite a nice bloke and rather than 'feeling the needle' it just seemed like Haye was unnecessarily being a dick to him. I actually feel sorry for him: although it all depends on what he has left, Haye at his best was such a brutal puncher.

De Mori did seem sound. He knows what he is, and he knows this is his life changer.

I did find it disrespectful of Haye to say he will be taking De Mori's undefeated record when the kid has already lost. Just shows Haye is 'turning up', and not really doing any homework. In this game, that is dangerous.


Anyway, I expect people to say Haye has been on the HGH due to his career high weight

I have tuned in to Dave ja vu to watch the build up show that is listed and there is a bunch of insufferable cock bags bitching over some crap in storage units! I'm on Virgin, are the listings wrong or has this channel made a James Blunt of it?

I'm half expecting to tune into the fight tomorrow and be greeted with Jeremy Clarkson masterbating over a Bugatti now!!!

Stuarty30 wrote:I have tuned in to Dave ja vu to watch the build up show that is listed and there is a bunch of insufferable cock bags bitching over some crap in storage units! I'm on Virgin, are the listings wrong or has this channel made a James Blunt of it?

Same goes. Doesn't bode well for tomorrow - fornicating amateurs !!

Some reason its been shifted to 01:00

So anyway, what were the leather gloves about?

Stuarty30 wrote:I'm half expecting to tune into the fight tomorrow and be greeted with Jeremy Clarkson masterbating over a Bugatti now!!!

Anyone know what time they ringwalk? It won't go past round 2 so easy to miss it..

dsimpson wrote:Anyone know what time they ringwalk? It won't go past round 2 so easy to miss it..

I believe the fight starts at 10pm.

11/2 Haye first round win, or 10/11 inside 3 rounds. Surely that is buying money ?

You can get 4 tickets for the price of 3 on O2 priority FYI.

clopixolacuphase wrote:

Dusted Peyote wrote:

SAPFO wrote:What the feck was the gift of lamb Mori gave Haye?

That was a bit weird wasn't it, why lamb?

Can't have been very nice either, just wrapped in a bit of polythene and stuffed in his pocket, nasty.

Is this some weird Aussie thing? Can somebody enlighten us?

De Mori just seems to be quite a nice bloke and rather than 'feeling the needle' it just seemed like Haye was unnecessarily being a dick to him. I actually feel sorry for him: although it all depends on what he has left, Haye at his best was such a brutal puncher.

I'm not sure if you've seen some of the stuff he's said in the build up to this fight lol.

Dusted Peyote wrote:

wesshaw1985 wrote:Round Table - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj28VBo38Wo

What a weird spectacle; mad haired, stoned looking Haye, WWE wrestler De Mori and horse faced Ronald, quite an unsettling combination

I rack my brains every time I see this moron on t.v.. I have never seen anyone so unsuited to being on t.v. as him. Uglier than a horse head sculpture made from excrement but with less charisma and poorer annunciation, this clown stumbles through his lines like a down syndrome child with a bag of marbles in his mouth.....

His height also makes him unsuitable for interviewing anyone smaller thanNikolai Valuev.now I know the media are keen on showcasing diversity and acceptance of people with disability, but the idea is still to get the viewer to keep watching rather than turn over in horror

tony1234 wrote:11/2 Haye first round win, or 10/11 inside 3 rounds. Surely that is buying money ?

I think 11/2 for a 1st rounder is a gift.

reggaereggae wrote:

Dusted Peyote wrote:

wesshaw1985 wrote:Round Table - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj28VBo38Wo

What a weird spectacle; mad haired, stoned looking Haye, WWE wrestler De Mori and horse faced Ronald, quite an unsettling combination

I rack my brains every time I see this moron on t.v.. I have never seen anyone so unsuited to being on t.v. as him. Uglier than a horse head sculpture made from excrement but with less charisma and poorer annunciation, this clown stumbles through his lines like a down syndrome child with a bag of marbles in his mouth.....

His height also makes him unsuitable for interviewing anyone smaller thanNikolai Valuev.now I know the media are keen on showcasing diversity and acceptance of people with disability, but the idea is still to get the viewer to keep watching rather than turn over in horror

Poor Ronald i feel sorry for him after reading that

Dusted Peyote wrote:

reggaereggae wrote:I rack my brains every time I see this moron on t.v.. I have never seen anyone so unsuited to being on t.v. as him. Uglier than a horse head sculpture made from excrement but with less charisma and poorer annunciation, this clown stumbles through his lines like a down syndrome child with a bag of marbles in his mouth.....

His height also makes him unsuitable for interviewing anyone smaller thanNikolai Valuev.now I know the media are keen on showcasing diversity and acceptance of people with disability, but the idea is still to get the viewer to keep watching rather than turn over in horror

I thought I was being harsh calling him 'horse face Ronald' but this is

Yeah, I don't think Ronald's going to accept my Facebook friend request now.....

Dusted Peyote wrote:

handsofstone wrote:
Poor Ronald i feel sorry for him after reading that

Not as sorry as my eyes feel......the pain.....the horror! Pass me the family size bottle of eye bleach quickly! In fact pass me two! My eyes, MY EYES!

Dusted Peyote wrote:

reggaereggae wrote:Not as sorry as my eyes feel......the pain.....the horror! Pass me the family size bottle of eye bleach quickly! In fact pass me two! My eyes, MY EYES!

http://ronaldmcintosh.com/about-me/

Look we can get in touch with Ron and tell him what HUGE 'fans' we are

Is there a contact us page? I want to give peanut head some free consultancy...IE:

1. Dont insert the marbles into your mouth before you speak. It doesn't work. Maybe just insert one or two and see how it goes?
2. Invest in some plastic surgery. These days it's rather advanced and surgeons have even managed to perform a successful face transplant. You should at least make some enquiries.this will certainly help your career. And stop grinning inanely after every one of your bland, predictable questions.
3. Get your legs shortened so the camera doesnt have to film you from 10 yards away whilst you're interviewing anyone under 6ft8
4. Every night, pray to God to thank him for looking out for you and getting you paid for being the world's most awful presenter.

Dusted Peyote wrote:

reggaereggae wrote:Is there a contact us page?

Yes mate, it's the fourth tab across

reggaereggae wrote:I want to give peanut head some free consultancy...IE:

1. Dont insert the marbles into your mouth before you speak. It doesn't work. Maybe just insert one or two and see how it goes?
2. Invest in some plastic surgery. These days it's rather advanced and surgeons have even managed to perform a successful face transplant. You should at least make some enquiries.this will certainly help your career. And stop grinning inanely after every one of your bland, predictable questions.
3. Get your legs shortened so the camera doesnt have to film you from 10 yards away whilst you're interviewing anyone under 6ft8
4. Every night, pray to God to thank him for looking out for you and getting you paid for being the world's most awful presenter.

This is really top notch advice, he can't fail to be grateful

Hahaahhahaha I agree! Let see if he thanks me.......

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