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Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 12:12
by golden_labrador
"The nutritionist stated that he was a regular user of cocaine and had used cocaine daily in the week leading up to the bout."

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 12:43
by JamesPhilips
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 12:12 "The nutritionist stated that he was a regular user of cocaine and had used cocaine daily in the week leading up to the bout."
How heavy was the brown envelope for the nutritionist to say that?

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 14:18
by golden_labrador
JamesPhilips wrote: Yesterday, 12:43
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 12:12 "The nutritionist stated that he was a regular user of cocaine and had used cocaine daily in the week leading up to the bout."
How heavy was the brown envelope for the nutritionist to say that?
I was thinking the same thing

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 14:25
by JamesPhilips
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 14:18
JamesPhilips wrote: Yesterday, 12:43
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 12:12 "The nutritionist stated that he was a regular user of cocaine and had used cocaine daily in the week leading up to the bout."
How heavy was the brown envelope for the nutritionist to say that?
I was thinking the same thing
It must’ve been decent as the nutritionist has now severely damaged his professional reputation…..

Shades of Kid Galahad’s brother….

EDIT - his nutritionist is George Lockhart who has many well known clients…. Including Connor McGregor, George’s St Pierre, Tyson and Tommy Fury and Holly Holm. Why would he destroy his career like this?

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 14:31
by golden_labrador
JamesPhilips wrote: Yesterday, 14:25
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 14:18
JamesPhilips wrote: Yesterday, 12:43

How heavy was the brown envelope for the nutritionist to say that?
I was thinking the same thing
It must’ve been decent as the nutritionist has now severely damaged his professional reputation…..

Shades of Kid Galahad’s brother….
and my auntie taking the rap for my speeding cousin when he was a teenager #insurance

I'm sure he'll be looked after - the Parker/Fury clan have plenty of younger boxers coming through and they seem to all be close with their people

edit: I don't use the white stuff myself but it's hardly performance enhancing so I don't see it as being such an issue

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 14:32
by golden_labrador
JamesPhilips wrote: Yesterday, 14:25
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 14:18
JamesPhilips wrote: Yesterday, 12:43

How heavy was the brown envelope for the nutritionist to say that?
I was thinking the same thing
It must’ve been decent as the nutritionist has now severely damaged his professional reputation…..

Shades of Kid Galahad’s brother….

EDIT - his nutritionist is George Lockhart who has many well known clients…. Including Connor McGregor, George’s St Pierre, Tyson and Tommy Fury and Holly Holm. Why would he destroy his career like this?
it could even enhance his career. could

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 14:55
by tiny_acres
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 12:12 "The nutritionist stated that he was a regular user of cocaine and had used cocaine daily in the week leading up to the bout."
Bullshit answer,

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 15:57
by magnus
Even if that were true - how exactly did that impact on Parker's test? Was the nutritionist chewing his food for him?

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 06 Aug 2026, 16:07
by golden_labrador
magnus wrote: Yesterday, 15:57 Even if that were true - how exactly did that impact on Parker's test? Was the nutritionist chewing his food for him?

this happened to Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 07 Aug 2026, 03:14
by Coco
magnus wrote: Yesterday, 15:57 Even if that were true - how exactly did that impact on Parker's test? Was the nutritionist chewing his food for him?
Mixing his eggs!

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 07 Aug 2026, 05:01
by magnus
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 16:07
magnus wrote: Yesterday, 15:57 Even if that were true - how exactly did that impact on Parker's test? Was the nutritionist chewing his food for him?

this happened to Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground
Was that the one with Michael Caine as the bad guy? Saw in the cinema, can't remember a single moment :zzz:

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 07 Aug 2026, 05:27
by Ruthless-RKO
I actually believe Parker.

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 07 Aug 2026, 05:34
by golden_labrador
magnus wrote: Today, 05:01
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 16:07
magnus wrote: Yesterday, 15:57 Even if that were true - how exactly did that impact on Parker's test? Was the nutritionist chewing his food for him?

this happened to Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground
Was that the one with Michael Caine as the bad guy? Saw in the cinema, can't remember a single moment :zzz:
that's the one. I've never forgot him being fed while unconscious by an old woman who chewed all his food first

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 07 Aug 2026, 06:05
by TheLeprechaun
golden_labrador wrote: Yesterday, 14:32

it could even enhance his career. could
It's a great move for his career. Boxing is full of cheats and they'll know what he's done. He'll only get more business and I'm sure his wallet got bigger already. He'll be heavily in demand now.

Re: Joseph Parker tested positive for cocaine on day of Fabio Wardley fight

Posted: 07 Aug 2026, 14:24
by SeanBrennan
gilgamesh wrote: 05 Aug 2026, 22:14
SeanBrennan wrote: 05 Aug 2026, 16:23
keithmoonhangover wrote: 05 Aug 2026, 07:59

I have it on very good authority that Oliver McCall was doing it in the dressing room before the Bruno fight. After the fight, he refused to take a piss test.
Oliver had a crack habit, even more disabling iirc
No way on Earth he was smoking Crack in a locker room. You'd smell that sh*t through the whole arena. That sh*t stinks.
It sure does, it’s an absolutely horrible smell.
I don’t know what he was using before the fight but he did have a habit. Either way he was no way in a good place the poor sod.