First of all congratulations to Danny Williams
WTF was all that about?

I'm absolutely gobsmacked over Audleys performance,
I was expecting to see the best out of Audley when he was under pressure, but I couldn't have been further from the truth if I had tried. Terrible work rate, fought scared and I wasn't impressed with the punch that put Audley down either. Even when Audley had Danny hurt in the 11th he seemed reluctant to unload.
Let me talk you through my day (yesterday), because some of you might find some sick sort of humour out of it. Me and 3 mates (Kev, Rob and Rich) were travelling down to the fight yesterday, all 3 of them dislike Audley, 2 of them are EXTREMELY vocal in their dislike for him(Kev and Rob), I've been having the Audley banter with Kev for years and since Rob recently found out I was an Audley fan he has been e-mailing with Audley abuse, so I've been 'correcting' him with stats and opinion for the last week
We had a 2 and a half hour journey to the Excel arena (2:30-5) and I've got both of them in my earhole giving me loads of anti-Audley abuse from the moment we got in Kevs car, with comments like "Audley is spineless" and "Audley has got no heart", but by this time I was still feeling confident about the fight, so I was giving them some pro-Audley comments back. By the time we got to London the abuse had degenerated into (and I quote) "Audley is a wanker and so are all his fans" and "Audley is a spineless pudendum"
During the week I'd been talked into driving back after the fight, because I've had a bad stomach and wasn't going to be drinking, as soon as we got into he arena (5:30) Kev and Rob headed straight to the bar, the next time I saw them was 5 minutes prior to the main event and they were both fairly leathered, the anti-Audley abuse continued just a 20 decables louder than previous. The fight started (which was the most frustrating 48 minutes of my life) and I've got these pair of clowns starting "Audley is a wanker" chants and I've got their commentary being rammed down my throat from start to finish with them both screaming in my face in the 10th when Audley got put on his arse, they momentarily went abit quieter in the 11th and I got abit louder, which was a mistake :(
As soon as the fight finishes we go back to the car which is when Kev and Rob get into full flow, Rob is the funniest bloke I know and he can destroy people verbally and comically... as I found out. Kev just applies the more direct route of ribbing me with regular shouts of "Audley A-hole Harrison" and "Audrey is a total and utter wanker" (I can't write some of the jibes they threw at me about Audley, but beastiality was involved amongst others).
I would hear this following conversation at least every 10 minutes on the way home
Kev:Where you been tonight Rob?
Rob: I've been to watch the boxing
Kev: oh yeah, who was fighting?
Rob: Audley "I'm a spineless pudendum....[more abuse]..... got no heart" Harrison against Danny "I'm distinctly average, been knocked out a few times got outclassed by Vitali" Williams
Kev: Who won?
Rob: Audley "I'm a spineless pudendum....[more abuse]..... got no heart" Harrison took a right beating from Danny "I'm distinctly average, been knocked out a few times got outclassed by Vitali" Williams
I've had to sit through all of this in total silence, because what the fornicate could I say that wouldn't have made the situation worse.
On the way back I took a wrong turning and then tried to convince them it was the right way, it added an hour onto the journey time and what by now was becoming a really long day. Now with their new found ammunition of my fucked up route home and due to the fact that their hangovers were kicking in, they quite remarkably managed to up the abuse level another notch.
The fog was terrible in places, the car was a shed and I wasn't insured all of which added to a nightmare drivehome
I finally made it home at about 2:15am, so I thought that I'd watch the fight again to TRY and grab ANY sort of a positive from it, only to find out that sky+ had somehow fucked up and not taped the coverage that was on ITV1. Which topped off a truly fantastic day!!!!
Now I've got to come and face the music on numerous British and general forums (me and my BIG mouth

) and to add insult to injury I've had a ten pound bet with a casual fan from work
I saw Audleys interview on the ITV4 coverage where he said that he lost the use of his left hand in the third, which would explain alot to me, but I'm not going to start to try and make excuses for what was a dismal performance.
In fairness I've said that Audley still had questions to answer on his stamina, heart and chin, but I thought that he would prove he had some of these attributes when put under pressure.......I WAS WRONG!!!!
The most frustrating part was the 11th round when Audley had Danny hurt, I thought right then Audley throw the kitchen sink at him here and you might be able to use your get out of jail free card, but he couldn't keep up a sustained attack and it soon slipped back into the same dross. Audleys workrate throughout the fight was diaboloical, I expected the usually slow and cautious start from him, but he never got out of second gear and if thats Audleys "full arsenal" then..........
Audley can still comeback from this, but there are some fundamental issues that need to be raised and my expectations of what he'll achieve have been severely altered. Audley needs to bounce back with a BIG name fight and BIG performance in the US asap.
Anyway Gentlemen have I told you how good David Haye is?
Let the literary (sp) crucifiction recommence