Trump attacks Iran

[Ambling Alp II]

If the swearing and threatening don't work he will then plead with...."please please double chocolate chip please open the Strait of Hormuz."

It's so embarrassing that the leader of a country is resorting to swearing like a teenager.

He does that because he is tough.
Like most tough guys, he wakes in the morning, puts in his makeup, and then talks a lot about ballrooms.

[Evander]

Trump could open that up whenever he wants, remember you're talking about a military that could take out the entire eastern chinese seaboard in a few days, be careful who messing with.

[Tony1244]

If the swearing and threatening don't work he will then plead with...."please please double chocolate chip please open the Strait of Hormuz."

It's so embarrassing that the leader of a country is resorting to swearing like a teenager.

He does that because he is tough.
Like most tough guys, he wakes in the morning, puts in his makeup, and then talks a lot about ballrooms.

Amazing that "tough guy" hunters with pickup trucks are so enthralled with this flaming faggot.

[Nightmare Roy]

If the swearing and threatening don't work he will then plead with...."please please double chocolate chip please open the Strait of Hormuz."

It's so embarrassing that the leader of a country is resorting to swearing like a teenager.

He does that because he is tough.
Like most tough guys, he wakes in the morning, puts in his makeup, and then talks a lot about ballrooms.

Brilliant

[Beltane]

If Trump escalates the war, the consequences include, Israelis fleeing Israel, the Gulf State economies collapsing completely, oil going to $200bb, a global depression, millions starving in Asia from lack of fertilizer and food. The added kicker is that China can shoot down the US economy any time it likes by imposing a blockade on the export of computer chips from Taiwan, collapsing the US IT and AI industries and US military production.

The alternative is Trump simply leaves the conflict, giving any BS reasons he likes. He orders Israel to stop its attacks. Iran continues to allow non-US and Israeli oil tankers passage out of Hormuz (at a nominal charge) and the global depression, and all the other horrors, are averted.

For any rational person with half a brain, the current US policy of Trump, Hegseth and Netanyahu has no sound economic or military basis. It is an entirely ego driven lunacy exercise. Even Pentagon generals are jacking up.

[Ruthless-RKO]

Iranian oil is now being sold at a higher premium than Brent crude oil

Iran is making more profit from oil sales than in the past 48 years, and has almost exclusive access to the Strait of Hormuz.

[Beltane]

A day in the life of the Mango Moron:

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it; we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar 22: “Iran is dead.”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to say what it is, but it’s very significant.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major statement.
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing.
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing.”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Reiterated a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not.
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Warned Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

[Nightmare Roy]

A day in the life of the Mango Moron:

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it; we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar 22: “Iran is dead.”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to say what it is, but it’s very significant.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major statement.
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing.
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing.”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Reiterated a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not.
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Warned Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

People gonna start thinking something is wrong with him

[Ruthless-RKO]

Wasn't the war more about regime change and liberating the Iranians?

God knows what its about now.

Most the Iranians that have an issue with the regime, don't even live there anymore.

Probably are some still in there, but how many in UK don't like our government?

Probably every other country, where people don't like their government.

[stujones]

Wasn't the war more about regime change and liberating the Iranians?

God knows what its about now.

Most the Iranians that have an issue with the regime, don't even live there anymore.

Probably are some still in there, but how many in UK don't like our government?

Probably every other country, where people don't like their government.

To be fair - I don't think they will ever call Labour a regime - and there is a big difference between what is going on in Iran vs other countries to their people.

However, it is clearly not about that. Even if it was about Nuclear Weapons - which Trump suggested it wasn't earlier in the weekend ("they are continually ripping us off") although later also said this is what is about - I think okay, be very weary but ultimately the whole world is trusting other countries who have nuclear capabilities to not just press the red button - why is it different for the Middle East.

Ok (before I get slated) yes I am aware of the history - and I am not suggesting we go - "okay, of course you won't press the button we completely trust you" - but to bomb and kill hundreds / thousands of innocent people because they might press the button seems to be a bit much.

But at the same time - Trump is still saying about Iran "ripping us off" - so while it was originally about "the people of Iran" - the claim is the regime has change, now its about Nuclear power - well they are claiming they have already killed that off - so why the eff are they still bombing.

[bmw hector]

"Iran supplies China with relatively low-cost oil and is a partner in China's efforts to undermine the U.S.-led global order, including through alternative multilateral organizations such as BRICS and the Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO)."

[Tony1244]

A day in the life of the Mango Moron:

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it; we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar 22: “Iran is dead.”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to say what it is, but it’s very significant.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major statement.
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing.
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing.”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Reiterated a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not.
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Warned Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

People gonna start thinking something is wrong with him

This is why it's 100% a Cult!

[bmw hector]

Nobel Peace Prize wannabe bloke warns "a whole civilisation will die tonight" unless Iran reaches a deal on reopening the Strait of Hormuz.🕊

[IKSRTFO]

A day in the life of the Mango Moron:

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it; we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar 22: “Iran is dead.”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to say what it is, but it’s very significant.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major statement.
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing.
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing.”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Reiterated a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not.
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Warned Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

You forgot that just less than a year: "Iran's nuclear capabilities have been obliterated"

[Perkin Warbeck]

If Trump escalates the war, the consequences include, Israelis fleeing Israel, the Gulf State economies collapsing completely, oil going to $200bb, a global depression, millions starving in Asia from lack of fertilizer and food. The added kicker is that China can shoot down the US economy any time it likes by imposing a blockade on the export of computer chips from Taiwan, collapsing the US IT and AI industries and US military production.

The alternative is Trump simply leaves the conflict, giving any BS reasons he likes. He orders Israel to stop its attacks. Iran continues to allow non-US and Israeli oil tankers passage out of Hormuz (at a nominal charge) and the global depression, and all the other horrors, are averted.

For any rational person with half a brain, the current US policy of Trump, Hegseth and Netanyahu has no sound economic or military basis. It is an entirely ego driven lunacy exercise. Even Pentagon generals are jacking up.

Yes, exactly.

[Ruthless-RKO]

”A whole civilization might be destroyed tonight and never come back. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.

However, if there is a complete change in leadership, with smarter and less extreme people in charge, maybe something very positive could happen.

We’ll find out tonight. This could be one of the most important moments in world history.”

— U.S. President Donald Trump, on Truth Social

[Horse]

”A whole civilization might be destroyed tonight and never come back. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.

However, if there is a complete change in leadership, with smarter and less extreme people in charge, maybe something very positive could happen.

We’ll find out tonight. This could be one of the most important moments in world history.”

— U.S. President Donald Trump, on Truth Social

If America wants a future they have to impeach this clown as fast as possible and blame as much as they can on him.

[NazNaci1]

”A whole civilization might be destroyed tonight and never come back. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.

However, if there is a complete change in leadership, with smarter and less extreme people in charge, maybe something very positive could happen.

We’ll find out tonight. This could be one of the most important moments in world history.”

— U.S. President Donald Trump, on Truth Social

The irony, ignorance and stupidity is staggering.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Wasn't the war more about regime change and liberating the Iranians?

God knows what its about now.

Most the Iranians that have an issue with the regime, don't even live there anymore.

Probably are some still in there, but how many in UK don't like our government?

Probably every other country, where people don't like their government.

To be fair - I don't think they will ever call Labour a regime - and there is a big difference between what is going on in Iran vs other countries to their people.

However, it is clearly not about that. Even if it was about Nuclear Weapons - which Trump suggested it wasn't earlier in the weekend ("they are continually ripping us off") although later also said this is what is about - I think okay, be very weary but ultimately the whole world is trusting other countries who have nuclear capabilities to not just press the red button - why is it different for the Middle East.

Ok (before I get slated) yes I am aware of the history - and I am not suggesting we go - "okay, of course you won't press the button we completely trust you" - but to bomb and kill hundreds / thousands of innocent people because they might press the button seems to be a bit much.

Because they won't do as they are told. That is enough of a crime,.

But at the same time - Trump is still saying about Iran "ripping us off" - so while it was originally about "the people of Iran" - the claim is the regime has change, now its about Nuclear power - well they are claiming they have already killed that off - so why the eff are they still bombing.

It's like that ICE agent who blew someone's face off for driving away, even though they had no jurisdiction over them, unless they were actively impeding a current enforcement action - it didn't matter, non compliance was enough of a crime to warrant extrajudicial killing.

Nothing every happened to that scumbag, and I doubt anything will happen to this one.

[Nightmare Roy]

”A whole civilization might be destroyed tonight and never come back. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.

However, if there is a complete change in leadership, with smarter and less extreme people in charge, maybe something very positive could happen.

We’ll find out tonight. This could be one of the most important moments in world history.”

— U.S. President Donald Trump, on Truth Social

A week ago he was saying there had been regime change and that the new leader was much more intelligent and less extreme.

[Ruthless-RKO]

Iran’s President, Masoud Pezeshkian has registered himself for military service

He announces he has registered himself for the ‘Jan Fada’ campaign to sacrifice his life fighting for Iran if necessary

More than 14 million Iranians have already registered their names in the platform so far, and are willing to be called into military service in case of an invasion.

[Ruthless-RKO]

Israel bombed a Jewish Synagogue in Tehran

The Rafie Nia Synagogue on Fariman Street in Tehran, was completely destroyed in the early morning attacks by ‘Israel’.

[Nightmare Roy]

Iran’s President, Masoud Pezeshkian has registered himself for military service

He announces he has registered himself for the ‘Jan Fada’ campaign to sacrifice his life fighting for Iran if necessary

More than 14 million Iranians have already registered their names in the platform so far, and are willing to be called into military service in case of an invasion.

Im sure captain bone spurs will do the same.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Iran’s President, Masoud Pezeshkian has registered himself for military service

He announces he has registered himself for the ‘Jan Fada’ campaign to sacrifice his life fighting for Iran if necessary

More than 14 million Iranians have already registered their names in the platform so far, and are willing to be called into military service in case of an invasion.

I guess this is one of the major miscalculations of the US in this instance—Iranians are fighting for their very existence, whereas US citizens will be weeping into their big mac if the price goes up by 10 cents.

That is not to say, that US may not prevail - but they may have to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians, and destroy an entire country in order to do so, in other words, commit a war crime.

[Taansend]

A day in the life of the Mango Moron:

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it; we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar 22: “Iran is dead.”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to say what it is, but it’s very significant.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major statement.
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing.
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing.”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Reiterated a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not.
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Warned Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

I'm borrowing this.