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Final round wrote:how much would a porno mag be worth these days you only see them in backwater service stations for the truckers who aint got a 3g phone.

Maybe the paper barons on here could fill me in.

and no i don't want to step into David Sullivans sweaty moccasins .

I think virtually worthless to be honest fella and you've touched on the reasons why. No real market for them any more given what's available on your laptop in the privacy of your own home.

Glyn Leach wrote:

Deserter wrote:

Glyn Leach wrote: Two tight-arsed buggers who won't pay a man what he deserves more like!

Glyn - I've just had an off-line conversation with Jon and in true 'Dragon's Den' style we'll offer you two margaritas with pepperoni topping and an Oscar De La Hoya blow-up doll (never been used before) for 51% of your business

No garlic bread or barbecue wings? Do one!

I'm gonna up my offer to £9-dead, plus all the fries you can eat in one sitting plus barbeque wings and garlic bread every night for a week.

:-)

"T.M.K"

Deserter wrote:

Final round wrote:how much would a porno mag be worth these days you only see them in backwater service stations for the truckers who aint got a 3g phone.

Maybe the paper barons on here could fill me in.

and no i don't want to step into David Sullivans sweaty moccasins .

I think virtually worthless to be honest fella and you've touched on the reasons why. No real market for them any more given what's available on your laptop in the privacy of your own home.

Unless of course you use the mag as a walking advert for your online porn empire.

FFS, you two still at it

Glyn Leach wrote:FFS, you two still at it

No we are not but Deserters post gave me an Idea

You know the thing I hate about Itunes? it isnt that they pay shite money, its the fact the Apple are the ones who are retaining a full email database of your direct customers which stops you cutting out the middleman.

I always think it's better to spend other peoples money Glyn and I think that perhalps you should read between the lines of my post as it could help you

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

Deserter wrote: I think virtually worthless to be honest fella and you've touched on the reasons why. No real market for them any more given what's available on your laptop in the privacy of your own home.

Unless of course you use the mag as a walking advert for your online porn empire.

How does that even make a glimmer of sense if the magazines on the top shelf are just gathering dust? Porn-for-profit is on the slide, even online. Who actually pays for porn nowadays?

Yeah you're right the bottom has dropped out of the market (fit your anal prolapse gag in here)

Tommy Gunn13 wrote:

J wrote:JEEZ THIS THREAD IS LIKE GRANNY PORN.

you know you shouldnt look but you just cant help yourself.

I keep having a peek

lol make sure you clear history mate.

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

Deserter wrote: I think virtually worthless to be honest fella and you've touched on the reasons why. No real market for them any more given what's available on your laptop in the privacy of your own home.

Unless of course you use the mag as a walking advert for your online porn empire.

How does that even make a glimmer of sense if the magazines on the top shelf are just gathering dust? Porn-for-profit is on the slide, even online. Who actually pays for porn nowadays?

Mate that doesn't even deserve a proper response, however it had better make sense to me or else 'I'm fuked.
Having been deeply involved in worldwide I.P. licensing for 22 years I will grant you some 'nachotime' and say that online porn is worth BILLIONS and IF you have the ken to tap into it properly then you my 'macho son' will be minted.
You would not believe the market for porn licensing to TV stations & also hardcopy and online downloads, some of these gals have thousands (and in this case LESS IS MORE but I wont go into that as it's currently in the process of getting protected) of mad fans who will buy their used bog roll at the drop of a poop.
However IF you REALLY want me to go into specifics as how to go about it you will have to pay me as these kind of chats usually end with a cheque for me.

As for the decline of online Porn? FF's we are in a recession & there's one dumb cock wrencher (with Paypal or C/Card) born every.....


Hope this helps

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote: How does that even make a glimmer of sense if the magazines on the top shelf are just gathering dust? Porn-for-profit is on the slide, even online. Who actually pays for porn nowadays?

Mate that doesn't even deserve a proper response, however it had better make sense to me or else 'I'm fuked.
Having been deeply involved in worldwide I.P. licensing for 22 years I will grant you some 'nachotime' and say that online porn is worth BILLIONS and IF you have the ken to tap into it properly then you my 'macho son' will be minted.
You would not believe the market for porn licensing to TV stations & also hardcopy and online downloads, some of these gals have thousands (and in this case LESS IS MORE but I wont go into that as it's currently in the process of getting protected) of mad fans who will buy their used bog roll at the drop of a poop.
However IF you REALLY want me to go into specifics as how to go about it you will have to pay me as these kind of chats usually end with a cheque for me.

As for the decline of online Porn? FF's we are in a recession & there's one dumb cock wrencher (with Paypal or C/Card) born every.....


Hope this helps

Jon, Porn-for-profit is on the slide. That's a stone cold fact. Yes, porn is probably more popular than ever but there is so much free stuff out there that turning a decent profit out of the business is getting harder by the day. I'm sure there are still people turning over enough to keep them in deep-fried Mars bars and Tennent's Super-Strength but the day of the 'porn baron' is pretty much over.

My good god man how little you know, the world is on the slide, do you think really all movies are given away to TV stations. made for the net then sold to the box.
You are funny Mr Macho,

BTW The Macho time moniker, Randy or Hector or even maybe even (at a push) 'Karate Ralph?
I'm curious as to why anyone would be a fan of Hector?

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote: Jon, Porn-for-profit is on the slide. That's a stone cold fact. Yes, porn is probably more popular than ever but there is so much free stuff out there that turning a decent profit out of the business is getting harder by the day. I'm sure there are still people turning over enough to keep them in deep-fried Mars bars and Tennent's Super-Strength but the day of the 'porn baron' is pretty much over.

My good god man how little you know, the world is on the slide, do you think really all movies are given away to TV stations. made for the net then sold to the box.
You are funny Mr Macho,

BTW The Macho time moniker, Randy or Hector or even maybe even (at a push) 'Karate Ralph?
I'm curious as to why anyone would be a fan of Hector?

Jon, when porn was still taboo and the internet was in its infancy there were people making money out of:

DVDs
Mags
Websites
Adult Channel and similar
Peep shows/movies

Now:
Porn DVD sales have plummeted
Mags don't sell
Online viewers use free outlets (youporn, redtube etc)
TV stuff is competitive and is certainly not easy pickings
Peep shows/movies have all but disappeared

Most of the stuff online was never made for tv. It was made for DVDs and those DVDs don't sell in numbers any more due to rampant piracy. People will still make porn, though, because they wrongly assume they'll get rich out of it and/or they enjoy filming people shagging.

re: Moniker. On the day I decided to rejoin this site, someone had posted a picture of an ageing gentlemen asking "who is this?", nobody appeared to know, I worked out it was Macho Man Randy Savage, so used his name as my username and then posted the answer as my first post. Beyond that, it is meaningless.

Just wondered about the name, thank god it wasn't hector I wouldn't have talked to you again!

Like everything in a global resection It is declining just like everything, but FYI it's freakin huge my good man and IF you no what you are doing you can make huuuuuuuuuuge piles of Dinero.
Have a wee read....
http://www.geeks.co.uk/news/online/3052 ... bined.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ce-culture

Isn't the internet a mad thing, I mean you can actually show black for being black but there's always someone who thinks different, didn't you know that sex sells and will always sell.
And finally... DD
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/ ... 5049.shtml
"It is estimated that Americans now spend somewhere around $10 billion a year on adult entertainment, which is as much as they spend attending professional sporting events, buying music or going out to the movies" DD

PS Hey Macho did you know that the computer industry & film Industry also make shitloads of money?

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote: Jon, when porn was still taboo and the internet was in its infancy there were people making money out of:

DVDs
Mags
Websites
Adult Channel and similar
Peep shows/movies

Now:
Porn DVD sales have plummeted
Mags don't sell
Online viewers use free outlets (youporn, redtube etc)
TV stuff is competitive and is certainly not easy pickings
Peep shows/movies have all but disappeared

Most of the stuff online was never made for tv. It was made for DVDs and those DVDs don't sell in numbers any more due to rampant piracy. People will still make porn, though, because they wrongly assume they'll get rich out of it and/or they enjoy filming people shagging.

re: Moniker. On the day I decided to rejoin this site, someone had posted a picture of an ageing gentlemen asking "who is this?", nobody appeared to know, I worked out it was Macho Man Randy Savage, so used his name as my username and then posted the answer as my first post. Beyond that, it is meaningless.

Just wondered about the name, thank god it wasn't hector I wouldn't have talked to you again!

Like everything in a global resection It is declining just like everything, but FYI it's freakin huge my good man and IF you no what you are doing you can make huuuuuuuuuuge piles of Dinero.
Have a wee read....
http://www.geeks.co.uk/news/online/3052 ... bined.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ce-culture

Isn't the internet a mad thing, I mean you can actually show black for being black but there's always someone who thinks different, didn't you know that sex sells and will always sell.
And finally... DD
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/ ... 5049.shtml
"It is estimated that Americans now spend somewhere around $10 billion a year on adult entertainment, which is as much as they spend attending professional sporting events, buying music or going out to the movies" DD

PS Hey Macho did you know that the computer industry & film Industry also make shitloads of money?

Jon, you can find a link on the internet that can proves just about anything if you look hard enough. That said, type: "porn industry in decline" into your chosen search engine and have a read.

Hey Macho go type in Western Cvilization in decline into google....

BTW My Links were CBS & The Gaurdian, they are accepted as valid scources in the House Of Commons & Washington but not Boxrec?
Like I said I never said it wasn't, I said you can make a fortune IF you are smart.

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote: Jon, when porn was still taboo and the internet was in its infancy there were people making money out of:

DVDs
Mags
Websites
Adult Channel and similar
Peep shows/movies

Now:
Porn DVD sales have plummeted
Mags don't sell
Online viewers use free outlets (youporn, redtube etc)
TV stuff is competitive and is certainly not easy pickings
Peep shows/movies have all but disappeared

Most of the stuff online was never made for tv. It was made for DVDs and those DVDs don't sell in numbers any more due to rampant piracy. People will still make porn, though, because they wrongly assume they'll get rich out of it and/or they enjoy filming people shagging.

re: Moniker. On the day I decided to rejoin this site, someone had posted a picture of an ageing gentlemen asking "who is this?", nobody appeared to know, I worked out it was Macho Man Randy Savage, so used his name as my username and then posted the answer as my first post. Beyond that, it is meaningless.

Just wondered about the name, thank god it wasn't hector I wouldn't have talked to you again!

Like everything in a global resection It is declining just like everything, but FYI it's freakin huge my good man and IF you no what you are doing you can make huuuuuuuuuuge piles of Dinero.
Have a wee read....
http://www.geeks.co.uk/news/online/3052 ... bined.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ce-culture

Isn't the internet a mad thing, I mean you can actually show black for being black but there's always someone who thinks different, didn't you know that sex sells and will always sell.
And finally... DD
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/ ... 5049.shtml
"It is estimated that Americans now spend somewhere around $10 billion a year on adult entertainment, which is as much as they spend attending professional sporting events, buying music or going out to the movies" DD

PS Hey Macho did you know that the computer industry & film Industry also make shitloads of money?

Jon, you can find a link on the internet that can proves just about anything if you look hard enough. That said, type: "porn industry in decline" into your chosen search engine and have a read.

Hey Macho go type in Western Cvilization in decline into google....

BTW My Links were CBS & The Gaurdian, they are accepted as valid scources in the House Of Commons & Washington but not Boxrec?
Like I said I never said it wasn't, I said you can make a fortune IF you are smart.[/quote]

Fair enough.

The Guardian might cut it with some in the Commons but it doesn't even qualify as good chip paper with me. A complete waste of ink generated by some of the most politically biased, left-wing cretins the world has ever spawned, in my view.[/quote]

And you know what the funny thing is?

I could not agree more mate

MachoMan09 wrote:

Jon Saxon wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote: Jon, when porn was still taboo and the internet was in its infancy there were people making money out of:

DVDs
Mags
Websites
Adult Channel and similar
Peep shows/movies

Now:
Porn DVD sales have plummeted
Mags don't sell
Online viewers use free outlets (youporn, redtube etc)
TV stuff is competitive and is certainly not easy pickings
Peep shows/movies have all but disappeared

Most of the stuff online was never made for tv. It was made for DVDs and those DVDs don't sell in numbers any more due to rampant piracy. People will still make porn, though, because they wrongly assume they'll get rich out of it and/or they enjoy filming people shagging.

re: Moniker. On the day I decided to rejoin this site, someone had posted a picture of an ageing gentlemen asking "who is this?", nobody appeared to know, I worked out it was Macho Man Randy Savage, so used his name as my username and then posted the answer as my first post. Beyond that, it is meaningless.

Just wondered about the name, thank god it wasn't hector I wouldn't have talked to you again!

Like everything in a global resection It is declining just like everything, but FYI it's freakin huge my good man and IF you no what you are doing you can make huuuuuuuuuuge piles of Dinero.
Have a wee read....
http://www.geeks.co.uk/news/online/3052 ... bined.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ce-culture

Isn't the internet a mad thing, I mean you can actually show black for being black but there's always someone who thinks different, didn't you know that sex sells and will always sell.
And finally... DD
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/ ... 5049.shtml
"It is estimated that Americans now spend somewhere around $10 billion a year on adult entertainment, which is as much as they spend attending professional sporting events, buying music or going out to the movies" DD

PS Hey Macho did you know that the computer industry & film Industry also make shitloads of money?

Jon, you can find a link on the internet that can proves just about anything if you look hard enough. That said, type: "porn industry in decline" into your chosen search engine and have a read.

Hey Macho go type in Western Cvilization in decline into google....

BTW My Links were CBS & The Gaurdian, they are accepted as valid scources in the House Of Commons & Washington but not Boxrec?
Like I said I never said it wasn't, I said you can make a fortune IF you are smart.[/quote]

Fair enough.

The Guardian might cut it with some in the Commons but it doesn't even qualify as good chip paper with me. A complete waste of ink generated by some of the most politically biased, left-wing cretins the world has ever spawned, in my view.[/quote]

BTW this just came into my head and I thought it should tell you this, no idea why just thought it would bring some levity to a mad thread.

My old trainer had a mate who's wife was in the readers wife's section.
Problem was though he didnt take the photos.
He was kinda shocked when his mate handed him the mag during work hours.

FFS, can you stop doing nested quotes please? It's bad enough getting RSI watching porn, nevermind reading about it.

Nested quotes,nice term Orb

Be honest, you thought about quoting me, didn't you?

orbtastic wrote:Be honest, you thought about quoting me, didn't you?

orbtastic wrote:FFS, can you stop doing nested quotes please?

Why?

orbtastic wrote:Be honest, you thought about quoting me, didn't you?

No, I wish I had done though. Missed a wind-up there

It's going to purse bids and I'm posting off my envelope with my offer to BM towers, top floor, lair of the big cheese Glyn 'Gecko' Leach.