orbtastic wrote: ↑27 Sep 2022, 17:09
The earing...why has nobody mentioned the earing?
He dresses like a posh kid trying not to be a posh kid. It's genuinely such a weird mix of stuff.
If he was a band he'd be The Dandy Warhols. Fcking crap, trying really really hard to be someone with actual talent like The Brian Jonestown Massacre and failing dismally yet getting the oxygen of publicity.
Like I say, I’m unable to see it as anything but self-parody.
However nonetheless it doesn’t seem ironic, done with ironic intention.
Actually I came across a really shit DJ, Chelsea Singh. It’s like he tries to out-do every screaming camp gay hyper stylish dude cliche ever, on steroids. Angular haircut. Interesting colour suits. Shades. Every photo with the almost Kenneth whatsisname pout-purse thing (mentally saying ‘ooh aren’t I sexy and stylish?’)
Check him out. The Davies photo is the exact same thing. ‘Here’s my point of difference, remember me’
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 01:59
by mickey1975
Painted toenails as well.....
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 02:03
by margaret thatcher
oh ffs he paints his nails too
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 02:13
by Wee Tommy
The Gratest wrote: ↑27 Sep 2022, 17:15
It's an amazing photo. Each time you look at it, another previously unnoticed piece that screams 'I'm a massive twat!' appears.
It's like a Britain's got Talent magician whose hero is Tony Stark.
If anyone outshines him as a wank it’s that racist scumbag Wilder.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 02:58
by forcefraser
Does he burgle turds?
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 04:49
by Frostieballs
It is not a parody/act.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 05:24
by The Gratest
Disappointed that we can't see the shoes
I'm guessing black winklepicker boots with metal buckles and cuban heels.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 05:26
by Counter-puncher
ha, definitely both sharp toes and heels, nailed
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 06:04
by CaptainSpacerod
forcefraser wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 02:58
Does he burgle turds?
No, apparently he’s a “fine swordsman” according to a forum member, whose name I forget, who informs us of this fairly regularly.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 07:06
by deadpan
orbtastic wrote: ↑27 Sep 2022, 17:09
The earing...why has nobody mentioned the earing?
He dresses like a posh kid trying not to be a posh kid. It's genuinely such a weird mix of stuff.
If he was a band he'd be The Dandy Warhols. Fcking crap, trying really really hard to be someone with actual talent like The Brian Jonestown Massacre and failing dismally yet getting the oxygen of publicity.
Haha! Great analogy. Makes me want to dig out Dig.
forcefraser wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 02:58
Does he burgle turds?
No, apparently he’s a “fine swordsman” according to a forum member, whose name I forget, who informs us of this fairly regularly.
yeah but he's a fking weirdo and I still could never work out if he was joking or not and his whole schtick on that was just weird. plus now you've probably made him and his weird in-joke-to-himself-alone reappear, so it's on you if he does......
forcefraser wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 02:58
Does he burgle turds?
No, apparently he’s a “fine swordsman” according to a forum member, whose name I forget, who informs us of this fairly regularly.
yeah but he's a fking weirdo and I still could never work out if he was joking or not and his whole schtick on that was just weird. plus now you've probably made him and his weird in-joke-to-himself-alone reappear, so it's on you if he does......
I always thought on the balance of probabilities that it was probably Gareth himself.
It’s something that someone with narcissistic personality disorder would be quite likely to do.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 17:06
by golden_labrador
pinkie ring too.
i don’t see him on anything so can’t comment further than that, but boxing has always had a bit of circus/wwe about it, so to me he fits in perfectly.
forcefraser wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 02:58
Does he burgle turds?
No, apparently he’s a “fine swordsman” according to a forum member, whose name I forget, who informs us of this fairly regularly.
yeah but he's a fking weirdo and I still could never work out if he was joking or not and his whole schtick on that was just weird. plus now you've probably made him and his weird in-joke-to-himself-alone reappear, so it's on you if he does......
It was me and I’m not a weirdo, OK?
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 19:10
by Counter-puncher
Sorry, that was over the top, I just found the constantly recurring swordsman gags weird, but otherwise I’ve no idea on your level of weirdness.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 21:53
by coneye
Thi k in a weird way people like him like to associate themseves with boxing and boxers , gives them a manly feling about themseves , look at the administration , especielly ameteur theres dozens of Gareths around , in one shape or form ,, usually get into high positions has well , generally because there the most thick skinned pudenda you,ll ever meet
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 22:36
by margaret thatcher
let's be honest, he's probably got his cock pierced too or something, no way a guy like this doesnt
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 01:52
by maverick23
coneye wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 21:53
Thi k in a weird way people like him like to associate themseves with boxing and boxers , gives them a manly feling about themseves , look at the administration , especielly ameteur theres dozens of Gareths around , in one shape or form ,, usually get into high positions has well , generally because there the most thick skinned pudenda you,ll ever meet
He’s meant to be a fairly decent martial artist. No idea how good though.
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 01:54
by margaret thatcher
decent based on what , lemme guess he won the kumite vs jean claude and tong po
Re: Gareth A Davies
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 02:04
by maverick23
margaret thatcher wrote: ↑29 Sep 2022, 01:54
decent based on what , lemme guess he won the kumite vs jean claude and tong po
Yeah. He also made Segal shit himself after he applied a choke.
coneye wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 21:53
Thi k in a weird way people like him like to associate themseves with boxing and boxers , gives them a manly feling about themseves , look at the administration , especielly ameteur theres dozens of Gareths around , in one shape or form ,, usually get into high positions has well , generally because there the most thick skinned pudenda you,ll ever meet
He’s meant to be a fairly decent martial artist. No idea how good though.
no way he wouldn't have made a thing of that on his website?
coneye wrote: ↑28 Sep 2022, 21:53
Thi k in a weird way people like him like to associate themseves with boxing and boxers , gives them a manly feling about themseves , look at the administration , especielly ameteur theres dozens of Gareths around , in one shape or form ,, usually get into high positions has well , generally because there the most thick skinned pudenda you,ll ever meet
He’s meant to be a fairly decent martial artist. No idea how good though.
no way he wouldn't have made a thing of that on his website?
He used to (maybe still does but I no longer read it) write for fighters only and referenced some of his training and things there. Think he was a black belt in something but it’s at least 6-7 years since I read it.