Billy Tully?Billy Tully wrote: ↑28 Jun 2025, 07:43 Seriously bad writing in that blog. I'm going to point out some issues here as the gushing praise other posters have offered will only send the author down the wrong path.
"He is equal parts menace and melody, a prodigy whose hands compose violent overtures."
Clumsy and overwrought, trying very hard to sound clever and failing.
"the way a miser stuffs crown jewels into a coal shed for fear that someone might actually see them glitter."
This metaphor took a long and tortured journey. Can the writer see this image in his head? Too many disparate elements, a tonal mess.
"The irony is thicker than a heavyweight’s jab."
I've heard of a thick boxer but a thick jab? Another confused, mixed metaphor.
"his coronation is to happen behind velvet barricades and silicon walls, a cake iced then thrust into a cupboard lest revelry break out."
What?
Had to stop there, but in short: don’t reach so hard for poetic effect. It makes prose feel amateurish and self-indulgent.
More like Debbie Downer