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samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
I have no desire to be, I want to be good enough to make a very good living

Ah, I see. It's wish fulfilment. At the moment you make a poo living but you have to make yourself believe that as long as you practice one day you'll be a star. Not going to happen. You should have stuck to ping-pong.

I do ok don't worry, I would never want to be famous, thanks for the encouragement I have started playing again.

And it's called effing table tennis

Apologies for swearing but you said to do it when someone's being stupid

Try your amazing intelligence on this question, genius:

Do you think I didn't know it was officially called table-tennis, or do you think I was using the term ping-pong to produce a certain effect?

Have a think about that one and come back to me.

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
People resort to swearing when the effing moron they are talking to is too effing stupid to understand all the effing sensible responses that have been put to them and persist with their effing mindless, moronic beliefs in the face of all the evidence. There's nothing you can do with effing moronic pudenda like that except tell them they are effing moronic pudenda and hope they die without breeding.

Haha that's weird because I thought I was coming up with intelligent and reasoned arguments.
In regards to evidence, have you read up on examples that help back up this theory like Laszlo and his daughters or the dan plan, just to name a couple?
I suggest you do before you effing (didn't want you to feel left out) talk to me about evidence

I know you did. That's the saddest part.

Genius witty response

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
Ah, I see. It's wish fulfilment. At the moment you make a poo living but you have to make yourself believe that as long as you practice one day you'll be a star. Not going to happen. You should have stuck to ping-pong.

I do ok don't worry, I would never want to be famous, thanks for the encouragement I have started playing again.

And it's called effing table tennis

Apologies for swearing but you said to do it when someone's being stupid

Try your amazing intelligence on this question, genius:

Do you think I didn't know it was officially called table-tennis, or do you think I was using the term ping-pong to produce a certain effect?

Have a think about that one and come back to me.

I've thought about it but I think I'm going to need more time,

Thanks for your patience

Yours sarcastically

Sam Dance

Dude sure is spending a lot of time arguing on the internet that he could be using mastering his craft.

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
I do ok don't worry, I would never want to be famous, thanks for the encouragement I have started playing again.

And it's called effing table tennis

Apologies for swearing but you said to do it when someone's being stupid

Try your amazing intelligence on this question, genius:

Do you think I didn't know it was officially called table-tennis, or do you think I was using the term ping-pong to produce a certain effect?

Have a think about that one and come back to me.

I've thought about it but I think I'm going to need more time,

Thanks for your patience

Yours sarcastically

Sam Dance

I see we can add sarcasm to the list of things you don't properly understand.

SaadOffTheDeck wrote:Dude sure is spending a lot of time arguing on the internet that he could be using mastering his craft.

I'm working on my comedy for in between songs, and also have to communicate with a lot of unintelligent audience members...so you know 2 birds and all that

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

Try your amazing intelligence on this question, genius:

Do you think I didn't know it was officially called table-tennis, or do you think I was using the term ping-pong to produce a certain effect?

Have a think about that one and come back to me.

I've thought about it but I think I'm going to need more time,

Thanks for your patience

Yours sarcastically

Sam Dance

I see we can add sarcasm to the list of things you don't properly understand.

Wow that was a fantastic response

samdance wrote:

SaadOffTheDeck wrote:Dude sure is spending a lot of time arguing on the internet that he could be using mastering his craft.

I'm working on my comedy for in between songs, and also have to communicate with a lot of unintelligent audience members...so you know 2 birds and all that

It's little surprise that most of your audience are unintelligent. I imagine there's a mix of the unintelligent and people who didn't realise you were going to be on.

Clearly not intelligent enough to stop quoting me after I put him on ignore. I'm bored now.

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

SaadOffTheDeck wrote:Dude sure is spending a lot of time arguing on the internet that he could be using mastering his craft.

I'm working on my comedy for in between songs, and also have to communicate with a lot of unintelligent audience members...so you know 2 birds and all that

It's little surprise that most of your audience are unintelligent. I imagine there's a mix of the unintelligent and people who didn't realise you were going to be on.

That was actually pretty good...see with practice even you can be funny

SaadOffTheDeck wrote:Clearly not intelligent enough to stop quoting me after I put him on ignore. I'm bored now.

Giving up as soon as it gets difficult...you haven't listened

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
I'm working on my comedy for in between songs, and also have to communicate with a lot of unintelligent audience members...so you know 2 birds and all that

It's little surprise that most of your audience are unintelligent. I imagine there's a mix of the unintelligent and people who didn't realise you were going to be on.

That was actually pretty good...see with practice even you can be funny

The fact that you clearly can't undermines your theory though, doesn't it.

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
It's little surprise that most of your audience are unintelligent. I imagine there's a mix of the unintelligent and people who didn't realise you were going to be on.

That was actually pretty good...see with practice even you can be funny

The fact that you clearly can't undermines your theory though, doesn't it.

Maybe I just need more practice and then eventually I will be a world class piss taker.

Thanks for entertaining me gay pride, have a cracking day

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
That was actually pretty good...see with practice even you can be funny

The fact that you clearly can't undermines your theory though, doesn't it.

Maybe I just need more practice and then eventually I will be a world class piss taker.

Thanks for entertaining me gay pride, have a cracking day

Wait, you criticise me for "resorting to swearing" and then when it starts to sink into even your desperately challenged brain that you are making a fool of yourself, you call me gay for no reason other than one of my initials is "G", and presumably because you see being gay as something to be ashamed of?

You bloody well do need more practice. How do you advertise your shows "Sam Dance: Songs, tedious rambling bullshit and misdirected homophobia" ?

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
The fact that you clearly can't undermines your theory though, doesn't it.

Maybe I just need more practice and then eventually I will be a world class piss taker.

Thanks for entertaining me gay pride, have a cracking day

Wait, you criticise me for "resorting to swearing" and then when it starts to sink into even your desperately challenged brain that you are making a fool of yourself, you call me gay for no reason other than one of my initials is "G", and presumably because you see being gay as something to be ashamed of?

You bloody well do need more practice. How do you advertise your shows "Sam Dance: Songs, tedious rambling bullshit and misdirected homophobia" ?

Sorry I was wrong to assume, just like you are wrong to assume I was saying it was a bad thing.
I'm not angry with you...just disappointed

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
The fact that you clearly can't undermines your theory though, doesn't it.

Maybe I just need more practice and then eventually I will be a world class piss taker.

Thanks for entertaining me gay pride, have a cracking day

Wait, you criticise me for "resorting to swearing" and then when it starts to sink into even your desperately challenged brain that you are making a fool of yourself, you call me gay for no reason other than one of my initials is "G", and presumably because you see being gay as something to be ashamed of?

You bloody well do need more practice. How do you advertise your shows "Sam Dance: Songs, tedious rambling bullshit and misdirected homophobia" ?

Also why are you so angry...if this was a pre-fight build up, you would have lost already sweetheart

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
Maybe I just need more practice and then eventually I will be a world class piss taker.

Thanks for entertaining me gay pride, have a cracking day

Wait, you criticise me for "resorting to swearing" and then when it starts to sink into even your desperately challenged brain that you are making a fool of yourself, you call me gay for no reason other than one of my initials is "G", and presumably because you see being gay as something to be ashamed of?

You bloody well do need more practice. How do you advertise your shows "Sam Dance: Songs, tedious rambling bullshit and misdirected homophobia" ?

Sorry I was wrong to assume, just like you are wrong to assume I was saying it was a bad thing.
I'm not angry with you...just disappointed

Of course you were saying it as a bad thing, you fuckwit. You don't call people things if you think they are positive. At least have the courage to stand by your homophobia, or the sense and grace to apologise and admit you were wrong. Squealing "I didn't call you gay like it was bad" is not only moronic but pathetic and cowardly.

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
Maybe I just need more practice and then eventually I will be a world class piss taker.

Thanks for entertaining me gay pride, have a cracking day

Wait, you criticise me for "resorting to swearing" and then when it starts to sink into even your desperately challenged brain that you are making a fool of yourself, you call me gay for no reason other than one of my initials is "G", and presumably because you see being gay as something to be ashamed of?

You bloody well do need more practice. How do you advertise your shows "Sam Dance: Songs, tedious rambling bullshit and misdirected homophobia" ?

Also why are you so angry...if this was a pre-fight build up, you would have lost already sweetheart

I don't have to be angry to call you a stupid pudendum. You are a stupid pudendum. In case you are not clear on my position, you are a stupid pudendum and I hope you die. I'm not angry about it. I'd watch you die dispassionately, thinking only of the good it was doing for humanity, not taking any real pleasure in it.

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
Wait, you criticise me for "resorting to swearing" and then when it starts to sink into even your desperately challenged brain that you are making a fool of yourself, you call me gay for no reason other than one of my initials is "G", and presumably because you see being gay as something to be ashamed of?

You bloody well do need more practice. How do you advertise your shows "Sam Dance: Songs, tedious rambling bullshit and misdirected homophobia" ?

Also why are you so angry...if this was a pre-fight build up, you would have lost already sweetheart

I don't have to be angry to call you a stupid pudendum. You are a stupid pudendum. In case you are not clear on my position, you are a stupid pudendum and I hope you die. I'm not angry about it. I'd watch you die dispassionately, thinking only of the good it was doing for humanity, not taking any real pleasure in it.

You need to calm down! This level of anger is not good for you Gary

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
Also why are you so angry...if this was a pre-fight build up, you would have lost already sweetheart

I don't have to be angry to call you a stupid pudendum. You are a stupid pudendum. In case you are not clear on my position, you are a stupid pudendum and I hope you die. I'm not angry about it. I'd watch you die dispassionately, thinking only of the good it was doing for humanity, not taking any real pleasure in it.

You need to calm down! This level of anger is not good for you Gary

Why do moronic pricks like you on the internet think they have somehow won a battle by saying that other people are angry? You can actually answer that one if you like. What, in your tiny little mind, makes you feel that saying that has somehow won you some points? You've just exposed yourself as an even bigger prick.

Instead of just saying "you are angry woo woo woo" why not address your issues with gay people?

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
I don't have to be angry to call you a stupid pudendum. You are a stupid pudendum. In case you are not clear on my position, you are a stupid pudendum and I hope you die. I'm not angry about it. I'd watch you die dispassionately, thinking only of the good it was doing for humanity, not taking any real pleasure in it.

You need to calm down! This level of anger is not good for you Gary

Why do moronic pricks like you on the internet think they have somehow won a battle by saying that other people are angry? You can actually answer that one if you like. What, in your tiny little mind, makes you feel that saying that has somehow won you some points? You've just exposed yourself as an even bigger prick.

Instead of just saying "you are angry woo woo woo" why not address your issues with gay people?

Jesus what is your issue with gay people...leave us alone

I think someone is on the wind-up...

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:
You need to calm down! This level of anger is not good for you Gary

Why do moronic pricks like you on the internet think they have somehow won a battle by saying that other people are angry? You can actually answer that one if you like. What, in your tiny little mind, makes you feel that saying that has somehow won you some points? You've just exposed yourself as an even bigger prick.

Instead of just saying "you are angry woo woo woo" why not address your issues with gay people?

Jesus what is your issue with gay people...leave us alone

That doesn't even make any sense, you cretin.

crusader wrote:I think someone is on the wind-up...

Somebody is trying to extricate themselves from a massive pile of shit by spouting irrelevancies, rather.

gp. wrote:

samdance wrote:

gp. wrote:
Why do moronic pricks like you on the internet think they have somehow won a battle by saying that other people are angry? You can actually answer that one if you like. What, in your tiny little mind, makes you feel that saying that has somehow won you some points? You've just exposed yourself as an even bigger prick.

Instead of just saying "you are angry woo woo woo" why not address your issues with gay people?

Jesus what is your issue with gay people...leave us alone

That doesn't even make any sense, you cretin.

You'll work it out eventually Gareth