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Dioufy wrote:DavidPayne, are you Jewish, because I can see your bellend in that picture with R Hatton.

Not Jewish lad....but I could play one.....if the nudity was important to the story.

J wrote:

Captain Hook wrote:

J wrote:..
beat the french, and irish..you really are wlesh (deliberate) mate ....deluded when it comes to rugby!

p.s.im at work so excuse me if i dont spellcheck!

Slaaag.....we may finish second. No mean feat....we have three million, you have 50 million+ so you should be bloody beating us!

Of course it was deliberate :)

blah blah .......2nd..at the moment yep hardly a performance to put the shits up the french and irish to bud! hanging on for grim death against the italians still a win is a win...

Bloody cheek......at least we have flair :)

That photo of David Payne is now etched on the inside of my retina, I feel slightly queasy...

Captain Hook wrote: Bloody cheek......at least we have flair :)

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we used to, before Gatland decided to 'coach' us into a style where we run sideways for 5 phases before kicking the ball away........ :(

england havent scored any tries this year have they or played with any flair never run the ball from our own half do we pffff one eyed cobblers..youre an average unit at best and your placing will show that at the end.

oh sorry you mean you have flares ..sounds bout right stuck in ancient decade and living of those ancient glories of 30 years ago still.

Captain Hook wrote:

J wrote:

Captain Hook wrote:
Slaaag.....we may finish second. No mean feat....we have three million, you have 50 million+ so you should be bloody beating us!

Of course it was deliberate :)

blah blah .......2nd..at the moment yep hardly a performance to put the shits up the french and irish to bud! hanging on for grim death against the italians still a win is a win... :TU:

Bloody cheek......at least we have flair :)

That photo of David Payne is now etched on the inside of my retina, I feel slightly queasy...

I've never had complaints...few moans and groans......

Stuck in the past? When was the last time you won a Grand Slam and when was the last time we won one?

Hateful bunch of public schoolboys, toffs....kick your way to glory (I know we used to with Jenkins but forget that bit), bring on Beige Wilkinson, thumbs together, tally ho....

Anyway, back to boxing, and Payney's shorts

Captain Hook wrote:Stuck in the past? When was the last time you won a Grand Slam and when was the last time we won one? :TU:

Hateful bunch of public schoolboys, toffs....kick your way to glory (I know we used to with Jenkins but forget that bit), bring on Beige Wilkinson, thumbs together, tally ho....

Anyway, back to boxing, and Payney's shorts

I like watching England when they're hard, boring and methodical. All this running lark, its like one-day cricket, its just not well, dour enough.

Kick for touch, win the line out, force your way over or get a penalty.....running is for frogs and the sideboards from the valleys.....

Captain Hook wrote:Stuck in the past? When was the last time you won a Grand Slam and when was the last time we won one? :TU:

Hateful bunch of public schoolboys, toffs....kick your way to glory (I know we used to with Jenkins but forget that bit), bring on Beige Wilkinson, thumbs together, tally ho....

Anyway, back to boxing, and Payney's shorts

Dioufy wrote:DavidPayne, are you Jewish, because I can see your bellend in that picture with R Hatton.

The evidence is merely circumstantial.

2003 .....was it the same year you got beat by the italians and got the wooden spoon played 5 won 0 i recall ? lol
also the same year we won the world cup...when was the last time you were in the world cup final let alone win the bloody thing? ooops two can play that game hookie

kick our way to glory..rodders dont be plonker.... we have scored more tries than anyone else in the tournament! In fact more than wales and france put together ..so much for no flair!
Lets see how you get on with the irish then the french..then we can also revisit the "when was the las time you won a grand slam issue also all going well... one things for sure you wont be winnng one as we turned the bread of heaven into toast this year..that much makes me smugly happy!

Happy st davids day mate

J wrote:2003 .....was it the same year you got beat by the italians and got the wooden spoon played 5 won 0 i recall ? lol
also the same year we won the world cup...when was the last time you were in the world cup final let alone win the bloody thing? ooops two can play that game hookie

kick our way to glory..rodders dont be plonker.... we have scored more tries than anyone else in the tournament! Lets see how you get on with the irish then the french..then we can also revisit the "when was the las time you won a grand slam issue also all going well... one things for sure you wont be winnng one as we turned the bread of heaven into toast this year..that much makes me smugly happy!

Happy st davids day mate

Bless you English, and you wonder why the rest of the world hates you :)

It's not over yet.....sure there will be a few twists and turns.

Captain Hook wrote:

J wrote:2003 .....was it the same year you got beat by the italians and got the wooden spoon played 5 won 0 i recall ? lol
also the same year we won the world cup...when was the last time you were in the world cup final let alone win the bloody thing? ooops :TU: two can play that game hookie :lol:

kick our way to glory..rodders dont be plonker.... we have scored more tries than anyone else in the tournament! Lets see how you get on with the irish then the french..then we can also revisit the "when was the las time you won a grand slam issue also all going well... :wink: one things for sure you wont be winnng one as we turned the bread of heaven into toast this year..that much makes me smugly happy! :lol: :TU:

Happy st davids day mate :TU:

Bless you English, and you wonder why the rest of the world hates you :)

It's not over yet.....sure there will be a few twists and turns.

No, no twisting or turning. Just grunt and kick mate.

cos we deal in facts and not deluded revisionist theories?

facts speak for themselves bro!

true though thats why we love the game,...scots have a history in messing things up for us.


all in good humour mate all in good humour

'Deluded revisionist theories'

Put the dictionary down and go back to bed son, it's early days.

I'm off to watch my '100 Greatest England Rugby Union Tries' video; more scrambling around in the mud and poor handling than a Fiat Uno on the Paris-Dakar Rally :)


All in jest pal, all in jest......you've been better this year, I'll give you that. We'll wait for the fat lady (Brian Moore) to start singing before we debate this further!

i had to get Ian Mc to edit my post before that one mate, anytime i use long words he checks em out for me no clue what is means

in serioussness yes you are quite right lose to scotland and the whole landscape changes once again!

nice sparring with you tho

You too pal, we'll hook up for a beer and a match next year...see you at Twickers :)

that would be cool if im back for sure:TU:

lol well i'd go t' top of our road

Sorry, Dave, I like you and respect your posts but that was too good to turn a blind eye. I found it so funny that I showed my wife, and some of her mates. You're now a legendary figure in the Drakeley household, good sir. FYI, I too, am not Jewish but very eligable to play prominant Jewish roles, brother.

Happy hunting.

The Law wrote:

I thought that was Rolf Harris at first glance

dioufy must be staring hard at your nether regions :!: worrying :!: :!: :!:

Mr Payne... did Ricky Hatton offer you any tips?........

The comments on this thread are better than the pics

Dioufy wrote:Sorry, Dave, I like you and respect your posts but that was too good to turn a blind eye. I found it so funny that I showed my wife, and some of her mates. You're now a legendary figure in the Drakeley household, good sir. FYI, I too, am not Jewish but very eligable to play prominant Jewish roles, brother.

Happy hunting.

I'm a legend in all sorts of places - I'll add you to the list, Dioufy, I'd say I've got thick skin but it would only set you off again.

Luke Wilton was harder to mark and Elcock.

DavidPayne wrote:

Dioufy wrote:Sorry, Dave, I like you and respect your posts but that was too good to turn a blind eye. I found it so funny that I showed my wife, and some of her mates. You're now a legendary figure in the Drakeley household, good sir. FYI, I too, am not Jewish but very eligable to play prominant Jewish roles, brother.

Happy hunting.

I'm a legend in all sorts of places - I'll add you to the list, Dioufy, I'd say I've got thick skin but it would only set you off again.