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Lulu. Once she's made up her mind if she wants to speak in either an American OR Scottish accent I might have more time for her. Look deep into her eyes and you can see evilness just oozes out of them.


Bono. Sanctimonious tit. If he's so in to charity then why does he not donate some of that multi-million wealth he has accumulated? He could wipe out the debt of some African countries on his own! The only charity Bono is interested in seems to be Bono. Prick!


Jeremy Kyle is entertaining but it annoys me the way he refers to the counsellor on the show, Graham, as a 'genius'. Einstein was a genius, not a man who tells teenage jobless crime committing scum to sort it out!


John Barrowman. Actually he seems like quite a nice guy....Until he opens his mouth and a voice resembling a banshee makes my eardrums want to die.


Davina McCall - Especially when she's on the phone to her 'mum'. Sell out cant. Oh, and all celebrities that pretend they shop in supermarkets and get excited that asparagus has been reduced to the bargain price of 20p a tonne. I can't imagine some of them can even bring themselves to say the word 'Morrisons' let alone step inside one.



Lenny Henry. Was he EVER funnny? Even once?


And the marketing department of ITV who insist in running around 5000 trailers a day, in EVERY ad break, promoting their latest 'hit' show. Add a S somewhere into hit and we're on the right lines.

Andy Goldstein from Soccer AM - thinks he's hilarious but he ain't a patch on Lovejoy
Lucy Beale from Eastenders - what a disgusting evil little pudendum she is!
Alan TITchmarsh - he thinks he's a chat show host now
Sharon Osbourne - who the fvck was she before she met Ozzy?
Elephant from the car insurance ads - someone needs to stab him, rip his tusks out and sell them on the black market.

Simon Cowell = Smug Prick with man tits!!

Terry D wrote:Ricky Gervais is getting right on my tits. I think he deserves another mention.

The most annoying person in 'Enders is that Shaun Slater. He is boss-eyed and a poor mans Grant Mitchell. The new gay guy is like Kenneth Williams without the stellar film career. I rarely watch 'Enders these days. They ruined it by bringing Dirty Den back as a completely different character.

Alex James is a top-class tit. He was on 'Question Time' the week before last and really was excruciatingly bad. I hope to find lowlights of it one day. He seemed to think that self-consciously rubbing his chin was answer enough for most questions.

That Justin Fat-guy Retro Beard from Channel 4. My girlfriend thinks he is brilliant. He looks like a fat, gay cowardly lion.

whats wrong with Gervais??

Jack Dee and Harry Hill, both unfunny f*ckers.

Who watches Fear Factor?

Joe Rogan!

Horrible bastard with a tough guy complex.

I like Ian Beale - rememeber when he became a money lender and had to pack it in because Nigel wouldn't pay his loan back.

Terry D wrote:

mattym wrote:

Terry D wrote:Ricky Gervais is getting right on my tits. I think he deserves another mention.

The most annoying person in 'Enders is that Shaun Slater. He is boss-eyed and a poor mans Grant Mitchell. The new gay guy is like Kenneth Williams without the stellar film career. I rarely watch 'Enders these days. They ruined it by bringing Dirty Den back as a completely different character.

Alex James is a top-class tit. He was on 'Question Time' the week before last and really was excruciatingly bad. I hope to find lowlights of it one day. He seemed to think that self-consciously rubbing his chin was answer enough for most questions.

That Justin Fat-guy Retro Beard from Channel 4. My girlfriend thinks he is brilliant. He looks like a fat, gay cowardly lion.

whats wrong with Gervais??

He was good in 'The Office' but has been poor in every way since then. His character in the show was a dickhead, I think this is just who Gervais is. His stand-up is awful. His name on a film poster means you will settle down to watch a film and a strangely attired version of David Brent will pop into it. He is awful on Ross' show, consistenly. He had that concert job and was so poor he had to resort to the funny dance from 'The Office', just to get by.

I just don't find him interesting in any way outside the confines of 'The Office', we all probably work with the odd guy who is Ok in the office but outside of it is a right plank and we would not have him in our homes, I feel that way about Gervais.

i agree with the film references, but i think thats the way films are these days. The just throw the same old stuff at us and wait for us to get sick of it. Which is why everything has a sequel these days, Pirates of the Caribbean ten will make money so it gets released etc.

i think personally his standup is amongst the best i've seen, beaten only by Billy Connolly imo, but i spose that is just a difference of opinion.

i thought extras was pretty good, not excellent, but pretty good, and the final episode was in my opinion the second best thing he has done. Again i suppose we have to agree to disagree (although you are the one who is wrong )

matty

Terry D wrote:

Carlos-Wigan wrote:Who watches Fear Factor?

Joe Rogan!

Horrible bastard with a tough guy complex.

I like Ian Beale - rememeber when he became a money lender and had to pack it in because Nigel wouldn't pay his loan back.

Rickaaay was his heavy!

Thats right... he was!

Thats when Eastenders was worth watching - David Wicks, Grant Mitchell and Fraaaaaaaaaaank Butcher! It was brilliant viewing back in the day.

Terry D wrote:

mattym wrote:

Terry D wrote: He was good in 'The Office' but has been poor in every way since then. His character in the show was a dickhead, I think this is just who Gervais is. His stand-up is awful. His name on a film poster means you will settle down to watch a film and a strangely attired version of David Brent will pop into it. He is awful on Ross' show, consistenly. He had that concert job and was so poor he had to resort to the funny dance from 'The Office', just to get by.

I just don't find him interesting in any way outside the confines of 'The Office', we all probably work with the odd guy who is Ok in the office but outside of it is a right plank and we would not have him in our homes, I feel that way about Gervais.

i agree with the film references, but i think thats the way films are these days. The just throw the same old stuff at us and wait for us to get sick of it. Which is why everything has a sequel these days, Pirates of the Caribbean ten will make money so it gets released etc.

i think personally his standup is amongst the best i've seen, beaten only by Billy Connolly imo, but i spose that is just a difference of opinion.

i thought extras was pretty good, not excellent, but pretty good, and the final episode was in my opinion the second best thing he has done. Again i suppose we have to agree to disagree (although you are the one who is wrong )

matty

Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Steve Martin, the Irish guy who used to smoke and do gags, and Eddie Murphy, to name a few, are much better in my opinion, even Eddie Izzard is/was.

Agree on one thing, no one beats Big Billy.

i think most Irish comedians are over rated for the novelty contained in their accent when they say fock or feck. Although having the name Dooley, you may not agree on this point . Interestingly (at least for me) Connolly said Gervais is a total original and should be treasured for it.

Bill Hicks and Chris Rock are excellent shouts though :)

dominic littlewood, how did this guy ever get on tv?

Andy Goldstein

Terry D wrote:

Riddick Blowe wrote:dominic littlewood, how did this guy ever get on tv?

An unlocked backdoor?

who is dominic littlewood?

banjo wrote:

Terry D wrote:

Riddick Blowe wrote:dominic littlewood, how did this guy ever get on tv?

An unlocked backdoor?

who is dominic littlewood?

The dungeon master

The Marks and Spencer woman with that sultry irratating voice im sorry but she needs to choke to death reeming me!!

Jamie Oliver the Posh Prick that try's to act like a right Chap...
I love to give him a hiding...

Im anrgy now thinking about him....

frank carson for pope !!