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Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:31
by JamesPhilips
KiwiRider wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:26
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 16:54
KiwiRider wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 16:42
I miss Teddy Atlas going on a rant about judging or weak opponent selection. I don't miss anything else about him, but I feel your team is missing that particular "don't give a toss" about promoters, judges, sanctioning bodies, referees, managers, and broadcasters tyoe rants.
Good point. Atlas is dreadful, truly cringe as well. He can be used as a colour commentator lol
it's been a few years, and we forget how cringy he was/is.
The odd time he had the balls to go off at the judges- in person, in their face, on air, was legendary. The rest made my skin crawl. If I had a basement, I would concrete it in, rather than risk "water in the basement"
The worst was his corner work… to Moorer: “Your daughters on the phone asking why daddy doesn’t want to be heavyweight champion!”
“We be firefighters!”
Atlas is a fraud. Rich man’s son pretending to be a tough guy. Fake scar story he did it himself
Fake ‘I was an amateur prospect’ but had to retire cos of injury at 19 (not sure he even had an amateur fight)
Fake ‘I went to shoot Donny Lalonde but he wasn’t in” story.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:31
by Ricky
Ben Davidson is a cock.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:31
by Oiky
Dioufy wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:24
Another fight night and not one close, really competitive fight.
Not setting the world alight is it
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:31
by NoScoutingReports
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 16:31
Fookin ell I forgot alleged cokehead and helium voiced Steve Bellend Bunce was interviewing. Trust me. Adios. E’s braaan bread!
I upgrade my nightmare team as follows:
Lead commentator: Adam Smith
Secondary Commentator: Boxercise Ben Davison
Interviewer: Stunning Steve Bunce.
Trust me.
Spencer Fearon 'analysis' to finish and you've got an unbeatably shocking line up.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:32
by JamesPhilips
Dioufy wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:25
brilo33 wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:23
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:22
To post I can’t find about Sheeraz height, Boxrec has the Asian Slough Tommy Hearns at 6ft1, Rawlings said 6ft3
6ft 1
Paul Williams made welter at 6’2 but this boy looks taller.
I agree he looks so skinny
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:32
by Neil Gee
blanca wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:22
Jesus this co commentator is wank. Rawling just mentioned Tommy Hearns, bet the joker thinks he's Eddie's brother
sounds like he wants Sheeraz on his books. It's all I could make him really great like I didn't with Tyson.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:32
by JamesPhilips
NoScoutingReports wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:31
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 16:31
Fookin ell I forgot alleged cokehead and helium voiced Steve Bellend Bunce was interviewing. Trust me. Adios. E’s braaan bread!
I upgrade my nightmare team as follows:
Lead commentator: Adam Smith
Secondary Commentator: Boxercise Ben Davison
Interviewer: Stunning Steve Bunce.
Trust me.
Spencer Fearon 'analysis' to finish and you've got an unbeatably shocking line up.
Great addition. How could I leave out the master Knowledge
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:33
by CaptainSpacerod
blanca wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:27
Where's Barry Jones? How can this clown get the gig instead of him?
I think Ben’s a decent analyst. He repeats himself a lot but I prefer a bit of technical analysis rather than the shite you get on Sky.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:33
by maverick23
They’ll be saying he’s got more power than Hearns now and has a better finishing instinct.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:33
by Ruthless-RKO
What’s Chisora doing here?
Gonna call out the winner?
Wants to fight on BT PPV? Haha
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:33
by JamesPhilips
3 hours later a fight I actually care about
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:33
by handsofstone
I dont think I've ever been as irritated at a commentator than Davison, just critiques everything and tries far too hard, get him in the bin
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:34
by brilo33
Dioufy wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:25
brilo33 wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:23
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:22
To post I can’t find about Sheeraz height, Boxrec has the Asian Slough Tommy Hearns at 6ft1, Rawlings said 6ft3
6ft 1
Paul Williams made welter at 6’2 but this boy looks taller.
looks 6 3 they reckon spainard was 5 11
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:34
by maverick23
Hopefully Sheeraz will have a proper fight now.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:34
by JamesPhilips
What’s Joe doing with that elastic thing?
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:35
by KiwiRider
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:31
KiwiRider wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:26
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 16:54
Good point. Atlas is dreadful, truly cringe as well. He can be used as a colour commentator lol
it's been a few years, and we forget how cringy he was/is.
The odd time he had the balls to go off at the judges- in person, in their face, on air, was legendary. The rest made my skin crawl. If I had a basement, I would concrete it in, rather than risk "water in the basement"
The worst was his corner work… to Moorer: “Your daughters on the phone asking why daddy doesn’t want to be heavyweight champion!”
“We be firefighters!”
Atlas is a fraud. Rich man’s son pretending to be a tough guy. Fake scar story he did it himself
Fake ‘I was an amateur prospect’ but had to retire cos of injury at 19 (not sure he even had an amateur fight)
Fake ‘I went to shoot Donny Lalonde but he wasn’t in” story.
I know mate, that's why I suggested him for your nightmare broadcast team. He may have mellowed like the dog sh*t that left on the lawn long enough goes white. It may not smell any more, but you run it over with the lawnmower and suck down the enormous white dust cloud...
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:36
by skanksta
I don’t mind Davison.
However he got the gig(s) he’s trained some ridiculous names.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:37
by brilo33
maverick23 wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:26
Dioufy wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:24
Another fight night and not one close, really competitive fight.
I don’t know pal - I thought the Jenkins fight was fairly close up the stoppage. Wasn’t a particularly good fight mind
i had that close too though echo always looked like he had the power to push on, but till then jenkins was landing his jab well , and you go on whats happening not what could
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:38
by skanksta
Can we “get a hard on” for Hamza Sheeraz yet ?
Was that English level ?
I imagine he’ll go further than Sam Noakes…
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:38
by brilo33
skanksta wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:36
I don’t mind Davison.
However he got the gig(s) he’s trained some ridiculous names.
i like ben too though hearing him all night is a bit jaring i think everyone is brain washing me against him
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:40
by brilo33
skanksta wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:38
Can we “get a hard on” for Hamza Sheeraz yet ?
Was that English level ?
I imagine he’ll go further than Sam Noakes…
different weights welter has a lot of quailty
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:40
by Dioufy
Sheeraz can fight from light middle to heavy if he really wanted to in the next 15 years.
I get the feeling he will be around at least domestically for the next decade at least!
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:41
by Dioufy
skanksta wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:38
Can we “get a hard on” for Hamza Sheeraz yet ?
Was that English level ?
I imagine he’ll go further than Sam Noakes…
Oi oi cheeky.
No we can’t get an erection yet.
He beat a no one.
Look at my above post.
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:42
by brilo33
Dioufy wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:41
skanksta wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:38
Can we “get a hard on” for Hamza Sheeraz yet ?
Was that English level ?
I imagine he’ll go further than Sam Noakes…
Oi oi cheeky.
No we can’t get an erection yet.
He beat a no one.
Look at my above post.
well dioufy is a jj win against takam a good win or not old man has been no
Re: Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Carlos Takam - 24 July 2021
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 17:43
by maverick23
skanksta wrote: ↑24 Jul 2021, 17:38
Can we “get a hard on” for Hamza Sheeraz yet ?
Was that English level ?
I imagine he’ll go further than Sam Noakes…
I’d say area level. His opponent was stopped in 2 for the Spanish title (the guy who beat was stopped in his following fight too) and won a split against a guy I’ve never heard of a couple of fights back who had a losing record.
I think Sheeraz is a good fighter though. Needs a proper step up though next. Fowler would be a great fight.
