BigDoofus wrote: ↑19 Mar 2023, 04:13
“Usyk has agreed to everything”.
He tweeted yesterday that he has just sent “points of agreement”.
How have you managed to read these points that he has just sent?
It's honestly embarrassing how you are this desperately clutching at straws.
Usyk: I'm cool with the Saudis, Belly, sign the deal - I already have.
Fury: No, midget, I want a deal worth the total GDP of Germany, so screw you, I'm dragging you away from your deal!
Usyk: Fine.
BigDoofus:
Usyk: So, I'm cool to fight wherever.
Fury: You will fight in my backyard, middleweight, with my judges, my referee, my venue, my promoter, in front of my crowd!
Usyk: Fine.
BigDoofus:
Usyk: So, if it's in your backyard with all the odds stacked against me, plus since you screwed up my Saudi deal, I want 50/50.
Fury: No, midget!
Usyk: Fine.
BigDoofus:
Usyk: So, you don't want 50/50 even though it's as fair as it comes. How about 60/40 with 60 going to the winner?
Fury: No, middleweight!
Usyk: Fine.
BigDoofus:
Usyk: So, what do you have in mind?
Fury: 70 for me, 30 for you - you know, this is the absolute bare minimum any mandatory can get from WBC - this is what I offer, midget, take it or leave it!
Usyk: Fine.
BigDoofus:
Usyk:
Fury: Hey, middleweight, you remember that rematch clause that I wanted in the first place?
Usyk: Yeah.
Fury: Now it's off the table too, if you don't agree, the fight is off, midget!
Usyk: You mean... You want to cancel that rematch clause that you wanted in the first place when it still looked like we would fight in Saudi, but now since we are going to fight in your backyard, this rematch clause was my guarantee that even if a dubious decision goes your way in your backyard, I would still have a chance to win a fight in neutral territory? That rematch clause?
Fury: Yes, fornicating midget, that one exactly - it's off, hah! What do you say to that?
Usyk: Fine.
BigDoofus:
Usyk: Okay, Belly, I was fine with you dragging away from my Saudi deal. I was fine you wanting me to fight you in your backyard. I was fine you denying me a 50/50 deal. I was fine with you denying a 60/40 with the 60 going to the winner deal. I was fine with your disgusting, disgraceful and disrespectful lowball offer of 30. I even accepted you cancelling that rematch which would have meant a fair shot for me if the first fight goes your way in the UK due to boxing corruption. But no more dicking around, okay? Sign the contract already, this is the end of the road, just sign it already, you have until the end of the week.
BigDoofus: OH MY GOD THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE THE MIDDLEWEIGHT IS MOVING THE GOALPOSTS, IF THE FIGHT IS FALLING THROUGH IT'S ALL ON HIM, WHAT OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS AND ATTITUDE!
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