Posted: 08 Apr 2008, 19:17



kikibalt wrote:Irish nursing home
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Irish home. After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson..
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abuelo says with a big smile, "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The Fucki=g Mexican'!"




Hey Frankkikibalt wrote:BALCO founder says Shane Mosley knew he was using steroids
Victor Conte, sued by boxer for slander last week, says Mosley was not deceived about what he was given before 2003 victory over Oscar De La Hoya.
By Lance Pugmire, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
April 9, 2008
BALCO founder Victor Conte on Tuesday said former world champion boxer Shane Mosley knew "exactly and precisely what he was doing" when he engaged in a doping program before his 2003 victory over Oscar De La Hoya.
Mosley last week sued Conte for slander and libel after Conte said he was planning a new book that would "set the record straight" on Mosley's knowledge about using the designer steroids known as "the clear" and "the cream," and the blood-doping drug EPO.
Mosley maintains in the lawsuit that Conte told him "all of the products recommended . . . were entirely legal and appropriate."
But Conte said Tuesday that Mosley knew he was being given steroids.
"I didn't deceive him; he knew what he was taking and I told him that before he took it," said Conte, who served four months in federal prison for steroid distribution and money laundering after the 2003 raid of his Burlingame, Calif., Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative resulted in the discovery of detailed doping calendars of elite athletes.
One of those athletes was Olympic sprinter Marion Jones, who in October ended years of denials and acknowledged she had used steroids and lied to federal agents looking into BALCO. She was sentenced to six months in prison and retired in disgrace.
In Mosley's case, Conte says he has access to the boxer's doping calendars and lab results, which he said help support his claims.
"I told him it was an undetectable steroid that wouldn't show up in a test," Conte said.
Pomona's Mosley, 36, had beaten his Southern California rival De La Hoya by split decision in 2000 before landing that 2003 rematch.
Conte said his doping calendars for Mosley, known in the documents by the initials "S.M.," show the boxer started using "the clear," a liquid steroid dropped under the tongue, and EPO, which was injected into Mosley's stomach area, on July 26, 2003 -- exactly seven weeks before the De La Hoya rematch.
Mosley first used the drugs with Conte, BALCO vice president James Valente and Mosley's conditioning trainer Derryl Hudson watching in Conte's office, Conte said. Hudson is suing Mosley for defamation in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, and the trainer's attorney Tuesday declined to comment about Conte's claims. Valente could not be reached Tuesday.
Conte said his records show Mosley flew to Oakland on July 26, 2003, and was transported to BALCO headquarters by limousine. The boxer also had a "baseline" blood draw taken at nearby Mills Peninsula Health Services, Conte said.
Reinforcing that Mosley was being given "more than vitamins," Conte said, the calendar showed the boxer supplemented the EPO with iron pills, Vitamin E, folic acid and Vitamin B-12. Records show that Mosley had taken six EPO injections before a second blood draw on Aug. 8, 2003, at Bear Valley Community Healthcare District in Big Bear Lake, Conte said.
A lab test for Mosley called a hematocrit, which measures the number and size of red blood cells, showed a sharp increase, Conte said.
"He was increasing the percentage of red blood cells with every breath, increasing the number of oxygen molecules to his muscle tissue, which means instead of having shortness of breath during a long workout, your stamina is enhanced," Conte said. "We had talked about the benefits of oxygen uptake. . . . We talked about the benefit of EPO being at the end of the fight, with his extra stamina and endurance."
Mosley has acknowledged injecting himself in the stomach area and paying for BALCO products -- Conte said the bill was $1,650 with a $900 cash payment for EPO -- but the boxer maintains he believed he was using legal vitamins.
"You think vitamins cost $900 a month?" Conte asked.
In the Sept. 13, 2003, rematch against De La Hoya, all three judges awarded Mosley a 10-9 decision in the final four rounds, and Mosley won his third world title by unanimous decision, 115-113, on all three scorecards.
Conte says his calendars show Mosley received EPO through Sept. 8, 2003, and that he took eight doses of "the clear," and seven doses of "the cream" until Aug. 31, 2003.
"Yes, I watched that fight, and I remember him winning the late rounds and thinking, 'That was an edge,' " Conte said. "Shane deserves all the credit for his victory, but did I feel a part of it? In a certain regard, I guess I did."
Mosley, currently training in Big Bear for a May 31 fight against Zab Judah, was unavailable for comment Tuesday, but his wife and manager, Jin, said, "Shane never had a doping calendar or never knowingly took steroids. He was not taking anything labeled 'steroid.' "
De La Hoya, whose Golden Boy Promotions company now promotes Mosley's fights, was not available for comment Tuesday.
Mosley's attorney, Judd Burstein, said in the lawsuit that Conte's claims are a "publicity campaign to maximize sales" of his book.
Reached on Tuesday, Burstein said, "The calendars don't prove anything. Shane didn't know what he was taking, and that's completely believable to anyone who knows Shane. He wouldn't know a hematocrit from a chromatic print."
Conte said Mosley's denials make this case "Marion Jones Part 2. It's not OK for him to say he was duped, misled or deceived."
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I only knew this guy from a loss, right at the end of his career, to Ken Buchanan in London.scartissue wrote:A couple of years back when Ring mag was doing there 100 greatest punchers of all-time, I was so PO'd because they left this man out. For the most part they got it right when they graced the pages with Rodolfo Gonzalez, Pajarito Moreno, Bob Satterfield and Battling Torres. This showed they knew what power was. However, then they put in guys which seemed like it was a popularity contest. I mean, Salvador Sanchez and Jersey Joe Walcott were counter-punchers. Ingemar Johannson, Roy Jones and Leotis Martin making the list over Carlos Hernandez? This guy's power was chilling. Knockouts over Joe Brown, Teo Cruz, Davey Moore, Kenny Lane, Bunny Grant, Alfredo Urbina and Paolo Rosi and not to mention even in losing efforts to Jose Napoles and Nicolino Loche, he had them both on the seat of their pants before losing. This guy could bang!kikibalt wrote:
You guys remember this fighter?.
Scartissue
Win or lose, this kid was never in a bad fight. Pure box office.kikibalt wrote:
This guy was the real deal when it came to raw punching power.bennie wrote:I only knew this guy from a loss, right at the end of his career, to Ken Buchanan in London.scartissue wrote:A couple of years back when Ring mag was doing there 100 greatest punchers of all-time, I was so PO'd because they left this man out. For the most part they got it right when they graced the pages with Rodolfo Gonzalez, Pajarito Moreno, Bob Satterfield and Battling Torres. This showed they knew what power was. However, then they put in guys which seemed like it was a popularity contest. I mean, Salvador Sanchez and Jersey Joe Walcott were counter-punchers. Ingemar Johannson, Roy Jones and Leotis Martin making the list over Carlos Hernandez? This guy's power was chilling. Knockouts over Joe Brown, Teo Cruz, Davey Moore, Kenny Lane, Bunny Grant, Alfredo Urbina and Paolo Rosi and not to mention even in losing efforts to Jose Napoles and Nicolino Loche, he had them both on the seat of their pants before losing. This guy could bang!kikibalt wrote:
You guys remember this fighter?.
Scartissue
Didn't know he was such a banger in his prime.

Wow, this is a toughie if it's a quiz. Facially, from what I can see it looks alot like either Boone Kirkman or Freddie Mills.bennie wrote:
Who is this?
I say Mills.scartissue wrote:Wow, this is a toughie if it's a quiz. Facially, from what I can see it looks alot like either Boone Kirkman or Freddie Mills.bennie wrote:
Who is this?
Scartissue

Just look at the photographer's camera, you can tell its from the 1940'sExpug wrote:Its a tough one.
Maybe one of the Finnegan bros.?
That photographer seriously needed some new equipment.kikibalt wrote:Just look at the photographer's camera, you can tell its from the 1940'sExpug wrote:Its a tough one.
Maybe one of the Finnegan bros.?
Hmmm...true , true.kikibalt wrote:Just look at the photographer's camera, you can tell its from the 1940'sExpug wrote:Its a tough one.
Maybe one of the Finnegan bros.?