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Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 10:56
by Adamj1987
hitman_hatton1 wrote:Adamj1987 wrote:i got another one from afetr the hatton fight, " well thats it there no good fighters left"
let's be honest that's a bit true.
lol no its not
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 11:36
by jim wright1
Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.
Hulk hogan would do Tyson.
The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 11:47
by alexpaterson
When i mentioned Pacquiao might fight Mayweather my mates said is that on after the Hatton-Pacquiao fight
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:06
by hitman09
I was asked twice by mates before the Hatton-Pac fight, "So Manny Pacquiao is a southpaw. Does that mean he holds his hands at his waist?"
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:07
by teddy007
Terry D wrote:Adrian Chiles: "Do you think 'Ouch!' when you get hit in the face in a boxing match?"
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:09
by teddy007
jim wright1 wrote:Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.
Hulk hogan would do Tyson.
The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.
Funny you should say that but when I was a kid I said to my pop that the ultimate warrior could beat mike tyson and I got a clip around the ear and was also barred from watching wrestling.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:10
by dbf
"Theres only one fight left for Hatton now, and its the one everyone wants to see, Ricky v De La Hoya"
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:10
by Adamj1987
teddy007 wrote:jim wright1 wrote:Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.
Hulk hogan would do Tyson.
The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.
Funny you should say that but when I was a kid I said to my pop that the ultimate warrior could beat mike tyson and I got a clip around the ear and was also barred from watching wrestling.
haha thats class unlucky though
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:11
by teddy007
Coco wrote:It can't really hurt when you have gloves on!
My former bird said that to me.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:12
by banjo
jim wright1 wrote:Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.
Hulk hogan would do Tyson.
The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.
I thought Mr.T was Leon Spinks bodyguard :geek2:
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:13
by Adamj1987
banjo wrote:jim wright1 wrote:Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.
Hulk hogan would do Tyson.
The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.
I thought Mr.T was Leon Spinks bodyguard :geek2:
he was both he was spinks after ali finished with him
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:23
by Flav1
'Hatton is a past it fat little mongaloid.'
Although, to be fair, I laughed.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:25
by banjo
Most of my mates are idiots when it comes to boxing, I prefer to sit and watch fights on my own or with the missus who just sits their oblivious and doesn't try to be a smartarse, I remember a few years back when a load of us met up at a mates flat to watch Lewis v Klitschko and after the fight was over one of the lads piped up "so when's Lewis going to fight Bruno?" I felt embarrased for the lad and then another said "yeah it's got to be better than this mismatch"
Never watch a fight with people who only ever know the names of Tyson, Bruno, Naz, Benn, Eubank, Lewis.
"Julio Cesar Chavez? Who's he? Any good?"
Fvck off you pudendum.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:27
by MightyWarrior
Me: He's got a glass chin..
Ex Girlfriend: Glass chin?! That's dangerous! He shouldn't be fighting, should he?!
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:37
by Flav1
I've had 'boxing is gay' quite a few times.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 12:47
by Adamj1987
MightyWarrior wrote:Me: He's got a glass chin..
Ex Girlfriend: Glass chin?! That's dangerous! He shouldn't be fighting, should he?!
haha thats amazing
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 14:55
by Nightmare Roy
I heard a great one at work the other day:
"Wow that Manny look's good, but i reckon Joe Calzaghi would beat him if he came out of retirement, do you think he will?"
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 15:12
by MPG
Terry D wrote:"Boxing is nothing more than two guys hitting each other, there is no skill. There is no place for violence in the modern world."
Trust me, when scallies rob/mug/rape you in your own home you will be thinking, "I wish my fanny of a husband could box a bit."
Very Funny
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 15:24
by MPG
Riddick Blowe wrote:Girlfriend during Khan/Barrera round 2: Who's winning
Me: Shhhh.
Girlfriend: Ughh, thats awful, why has he got all that blood on his face. Who have you bet on
Me: Barrera. The little guy.
Me: (Thinking) I have £X,XXX on this fight, I feel like throttling her
Girlfriend: He's not doing very well
Me: Sigh
Then she actually says something that surprises me
Girlfriend: Has he won a round yet?
Me (Caught between surprise at her having a rudimentary knowledge of the scoring system and sheer disgruntlement that Barrera hadn't actually won a round and was likely going to be stopped on the cut) No.
Her: It's not looking good.
(Fight waved off)
Her: So how much did you lose?
Me: £XXX
Her: I knew it.
(Skip forward to morning after Hatton/Pac, watching news)
Her: Why didn't you bet on that instead of that silly bet where you lost £XXX?
Me, who nearly did (Thinking: Kill me now.)
Very Funny m8
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 17:51
by moorser
while watching Hatton - Paquiao in me mates house , me mates younger brother who obiously has no clue about boxing was trying to tell me that bernard dunne is ranked 3 p4p in the world , i just said thats utter bollox but he would not listen so i gave up on the argument ,
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 18:05
by bigjack
this was said to me today.' what was the name of that mexican bloke who beat Barry Mcguigan,yeh,he never fought again after that loss did he?
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 19:15
by TheGoods
Every time I watch a bout on TV with 'er indoors she ALWAYS pipes up with "What are they fighting for?" To which I look at her with a Kevin Painter 2003 World Championships-esque sneer and deadpan "Beacuse they don't like each other." To which she always tuts and goes "Shut up you tool". So I do.
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 19:20
by zeroprobe
dbf wrote:"Theres only one fight left for Hatton now, and its the one everyone wants to see, Ricky v De La Hoya"
I've heard this one already, and I replied with "NO, it would be a meaningless disgrace of a fight."
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 20:04
by hurlock
teddy007 wrote:Coco wrote:It can't really hurt when you have gloves on!
My former bird said that to me.
was she talking about you
DD
Re: the things non-boxing fans say...
Posted: 06 May 2009, 20:08
by jBacca
What do Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter have in common?
They both got put away for trying to take down a little Filipino in the ring.
