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Rino Gattuso would be unstoppable for a wee guy he has tonnes of heart and looks like he could be a bit of a banger

ill go with who wouldnt be any good , as everyone else seems to be saying ho they think could handle themselves

Drogba as mentioned by someone would be like audley .
Peter Crouch , would have plenty of reach but he really doesnt look much of a fighter .
Cristiano Ronanldo - Would be quick on his feet but go down like a ponce anytime a hand went near him.
Tony Adams - His nose would have been like a flashing target.
Yossi Benayoun - Mix most of the comments for Adams , Ronaldo and Crouch and i think that would about sum him up.

Gattuso was a right cocky little c*nt as well. A very good "on top" player, as I remember when they dumped an abysmal United out (by AC Milan) in Milan a couple of years ago. He got stuck in but he cheated and whined like a bitch all day I felt like clipping him myself.

stan collymore would make a bad boxer i once saw him get battered by a young andy todd, and he wouldnt turn up for fights he would just stay in the carpark flashing his lights

When he first burst on the scene, Michael Owen mentioned he did alot of boxing as a kid and had to make the choice.

stujones wrote:When he first burst on the scene, Michael Owen mentioned he did alot of boxing as a kid and had to make the choice.

i dont think hed be any good now , be too big for hs height.

stig (the beast) toftig ex danish and bolton midfielder ould make a top boxer, he has a interesting backgroung to he came home from school to find his dad had shoot his mother and shot him self and was brought up by his grandmother and the hells angels in arhus denmark, he is full of tattoos and his main one is no regrets across his front, been to prison for fighting in a bar after a world cup, and check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZMVn-NDjPc
this is stig having a celebrety boxing match in denmark

ginger_sack wrote:stig (the beast) toftig ex danish and bolton midfielder ould make a top boxer, he has a interesting backgroung to he came home from school to find his dad had shoot his mother and shot him self and was brought up by his grandmother and the hells angels in arhus denmark, he is full of tattoos and his main one is no regrets across his front, been to prison for fighting in a bar after a world cup, and check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZMVn-NDjPc
this is stig having a celebrety boxing match in denmark

wasn't he called 'The Barrell' or something like that. I know Burnleys keeper Jensen is called 'The Beast'. Anyway he is a good shout,he was a tough little fella when he played for Bolton.

Deno1986 wrote:wasn't he called 'The Barrell' or something like that. I know Burnleys keeper Jensen is called 'The Beast'. Anyway he is a good shout,he was a tough little fella when he played for Bolton.

yea heard him called that to think its cause people also say his barrel chested physique ect or something like that, was a tought nut tho and looked the part

Nigel Winterburn - see how he dealt with DiCanio when left the field

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TFVuHrwgyY

I actually think Vinnie Jones would have been streched out pretty early on - along with all the other supposed hardnuts in this thread.

I completely forgot about Lee Sharpe - he appeared on a Celebrity boxing tounament over here in Ireland for charity. He was useless but he gave it a go. I can't find any footage of the programme as RTE have taken it down from their website. Found some footage of Lee Murtagh training him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rg0OCiGp0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charity_Lords_of_the_Ring

Name the footballer.

Name the amateur boxer who has won European and World titles, and has played senior football for the National side?

Old bones Ian wrote:

Paul Ince

BIGMARK wrote:

Old bones Ian wrote:Name the footballer.

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It's Micky Droy, unless I'm very much mistaken.

Correct States

one of my fav hardmen was Brian Kilcline , now i wouldn't mess with him, even now

mercman wrote:

BILLY WHITEHURST

When Billy was playing for my beloved Oxford United he was rumoured to be fighting Gypsies in bare-knuckle matches for money. I also remember a story of him grabbing Mark Lawrenson (the manager at the time) by the throat and holding him up against the wall after a bust up.

Billy was one tough nut

Yeah, Billy Whitehurst was a right hard case. Well known in the game in the 1970s and 80s. Apparently, the Birmingham City squad of the early-80s was full of hard men though - Tony Coton, Noel Blake and, especially, Mick Harford were well known as very handy lads. Also Mark Dennis and Robert Hopkins had hard-man reputations. Not sure how good they would be in the ring though.

Noel Blake! I remember him from my football 88 sticker collection and remember how much he resembled Tyson.

Never thought Tony Cotton would be handy.

I think "fash the bash" as he was known would combine athleticism with size nicely.

This thread has brought back memories of the old charity football matches that used to be shown as a precursor to the FA Cup final. Always used to be Tommy Cannon and Jimmy Tarbuck as captains...... Lloyd Honeyghun was useless - I remember him being hyped as the dangerman, but they had moved him to goalie at half time cause he was simply rubbish. Nigel Benn wasn't much better the year after.

Daley Thompson actually got a trial with Wimbledon after one of those performances.

BIGMARK wrote:Vidic would make a good light heavy / cruiser, i could imagine him being an Adamek type Fighter.
Steve Claridge would of made a good journeyman

he weighs less than 13stone now !!!

big Titus Bramble..a touch of gary masons about titus

Essien...relentless

Denis Smith ex stoke...has broke most bones in his body..would go out on his shield

Kenny Burns...scott harrison MK 11

Franny Lee...pretty rapid for a fat 'un, would fit nicely into a british heavyweight scene..bites yer legs Hunter soiled himself when franny unleashed the fury at the Baseball ground.

Look the part but definitely 'audleys'...Drogba, magnificent specimen but a stain on manhood. Would be a classic case of record-building then brutal ko when he stepped up. Lucio and Vidic, would look the part when it's going their way, but would crumble when it was coming back at 'em.

who nose the similarities? ...

rhino222 wrote:





who nose the similarities? ...

Only one hooter savaged by the demon drink though.

Alan Wright would have had some success, especially domestically because he would have had very 'little' competition!

Ferguson, Keane and Jones would have all got laid out cold I reckon(I don't believe for a second that Roy Keane, Rooney, Owen etc were potential world champions because they had two or three skills bouts as 9yrd olds against lads from the other club down the road!)
Big Dunc was a monster on the footie field but he never come close to matching up with anyone his size.
If he were a Boxer he would have been a cruiser that fed on super-middleweights.

How about the other way around? Could we have seen Carlos Monzon as a midfield general for Argentina terrorising everyone who got near him? 8)

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Everton's Tim Cahill. He already has an unbeaten 32-0 record against Premiership corner flags:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjajHeCEGRw