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Datsue wrote:I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."

Datsue wrote:I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."

banjo wrote:

Datsue wrote:I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."

Aye there are some cringeworthy entrances, personally I'd make my way to the ring using this as my entrance music - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHWicNDkbpw - for some reason it just gets my adrenaline going and makes me aggressive :)

banger wrote:

Londonirish wrote:James Degale's last one


Usman Ahmed the Best but Worst ever

can someone fill me in on usman ahmeds entrance as its been mentioned in other threads but ive yet to see it or find out why its such a talking point...cheers in advance. :)

dberry wrote:

whicker wrote:http://www.youtube.com/v/1noQmhXla5s

Absolute gold! that's as funny as fvck.

Datsue wrote:dberry: Thrill Kill Kult!

Fvckin' A, that takes me back. Not as good as KMFDM, though.

First person to reply with "KMFDM sucks" wins... Ooh, I dunno, a time machine & a penchant for dodgy '90s Industrial Metal.

G0mez wrote:try this for craziness (wont let me embed the images here)

caged Lion

dberry wrote:

G0mez wrote:try this for craziness (wont let me embed the images here)

caged Lion

More total goose than caged lion, how did his fight go, you'd have to win after that Shit.

Londonirish wrote:James Degale's last one


Usman Ahmed the Best but Worst ever

hollins wrote:can anyone upload that chunky entrance?

Is this the ahmad entrance people are on about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sj6QxrTI8

alexpaterson wrote:Clottey's wasnt the best but nothing beats Ahmed that was so cringeworthy

Captain Hook wrote:Carl Thompson v Eubank...

bless him he tried to dance about but looked completely out of it...