Ooopps!!!!! - Amir Khan

[ArtOfWar]

Bag over the head job here.

[whiskey]

I never noticed how big his ears are before.

Haha. The ears are the first big thing you noticed on that picture!?!

Weren't they for you? They're huge!

You know what they say about a man with big ears...
Sh*t record.

Anyway Khan's switched off his twitter now this has broke to FORCUS on his impending fight.

"Hey guys thanks for all your support, I'm off twitter till after the fight. Time to forcus and get ready for the fight. Thanks again. AK"

[terminator]

Khan's got bad taste in women but she does have some big funbags D

[mickey1975]

Haha. The ears are the first big thing you noticed on that picture!?!

Weren't they for you? They're huge!

You know what they say about a man with big ears...
Sh*t record.

Anyway Khan's switched off his twitter now this has broke to FORCUS on his impending fight.

"Hey guys thanks for all your support, I'm off twitter till after the fight. Time to forcus and get ready for the fight. Thanks again. AK"

I didnt have you down as a Khan "follower"

[slapbangwhallop]

Helllooo, the names Leanne, im 21, from London (originally Sunderland), im a qualified Beauty Therapist (but i dont work as one, i qualified and now hate it :( Bummer!!) but i now do Glamour modelling instead which is sooo much fun, i mainly work for the daily sport so you'll catch me in there, and just recently nuts too :) Anyways...i love socalising, meeting new people, and partying-basically having a good time, you'll probs see me strutting around Funky Buddah on a tuesday with my sexy ladies, so dont be shy to say hiii ( i must warn u tho i will be very drunkies!! p.s mines a cosmopolitan ;) ) I also love hanging out with my crazy friends! Im up for just about anything and ill try everything once!!-(within reason haha!!) Im a very bubbly person and im easy to get on with...but i can be sooo annoying, and could probs talk a glass eye to sleep lol, but i like to think im a very good listener, and good at giving advice!! I absolutely HATE ignorant people even tho at times i can be ignorant, but i dont mean to be...Oh and in messages i always write lol, he he, ha ha and awwww!! Pretty random me saying that but sooooo LOL!! If you want to know anything else then just message or comment me. Laters! x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x PEOPLE STOP ASKING ME FOR NAUGHTY PICS OR THINK IM A SLUT OR WANT TO CHAT DIRTY TO ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVE PICTURES IN MY UNDERWEAR. AND I AM WHO I SAY I AM, I AM NOT A FAKE, SO STOP WASTING MY TIME BY ASKING IF I AM REALLY ME!! OH YEAH AND MY BOOBS ARE REAL SO STOP ASKING THAT TOO!! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE JUST WROTE THEN DONT BOTHER ADDING ME OR MESSAGING ME OK?!?! If i dont reply, dont send me another god damn email asking me whats up and what have u done wrong! If i dont reply 2 u maybes i just dont like u! (sorry if i offended any1 wit that) Glad thats over- i hate being nasty but some people are just soooo annoying haha!! x-x-x

[ArtOfWar]

A quick search on yahoo and i've seen what Khan hasn't - http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1255

[whiskey]

A quick search on yahoo and i've seen what Khan hasn't - http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1255

I clicked on that link half expecting to see Breidis Prescott coming out for the 2nd round

[Autobarn]

khan will be dying of embarrassment. reading what the girl says, she will have been impressed by his status and he could've probably had her easily. being world champ can make up for his lack of personality. but you have to have a bit better ability at talking to girls, rather than sending knob pics and saying he'd like to torture her. being a world champ will get her phone number, but it won't get a fvck.

[overhand_right]

Does this mean the tabloids are going to start bidding for the explicit pic? I see NOTW have already used the milder pic. WHAT IS AMIR'S KNOB WORTH.

That's the real question here damn it.

[overhand_right]

Well that's not good for comedy at all.

[whiskey]

Does this mean the tabloids are going to start bidding for the explicit pic? I see NOTW have already used the milder pic. WHAT IS AMIR'S KNOB WORTH.

That's the real question here damn it.

They already have the knob pick, mate. They have decided not to print it.

What is the sport coming to..

At least we can be thankful that the national's are at last taking an interest.

Perhaps a few other fighters out there should script out some scenario that gets them into the papers.

[reggaereggae]

good muslim !!

According to the laws of Islam, Amir has done nothing wrong.

Sex with a married muslim woman (not your own wife) results in being stoned to death.

Sex with an unmarried muslim girl results in 80 lashes.

However, having sex with wives you have given dowries for or non-Muslim girls is fine.

O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war.. [Q 33:50]

I don't see the problem.

On no problem at all.... what a very noble and fair religion

[Nightmare Roy]

Man wants to have sex with woman shocker!!!!

Props to Amir for managing to make a glamour model feel cheap. That must be hard to do.

NOTW are scum. Selling a paper on sordid sex stories and a the while having the nerve to take the moral high ground. C*nts.

I agree, awful paper, they set Higgins up good n proper too this weekend. Amir will hopefully learn that if your rich and famous and some big titted cum bucket comes onto you chances are you'll be in the paper the next day.

[Adamj1987]

Bag over the head job here.

shes better than some ive had

[jBacca]

Bag over the head job here.

shes better than some ive had

She's better than all you've had

[overhand_right]

LOL!

A new 'low tone' for Boxrec.

[Adamj1987]

Bag over the head job here.

shes better than some ive had

You never know, your past conquests may have been better before decomposition set it. It's all relative.

live ones allways struggle when you skull fornicate them :(

[emma]

woo hoo amir sends a girl rude pics and text messages. Like you lot have never done it before.
All men do it, the only difference is amir choose to send them to some cheap slapper sorry 'model' who sold him out for a few £.

[ALI]

Does this mean the tabloids are going to start bidding for the explicit pic? I see NOTW have already used the milder pic. WHAT IS AMIR'S KNOB WORTH.

That's the real question here damn it.

They already have the knob pick, mate. They have decided not to print it.

Apparently because they did'nt want to expose him as having no balls!

[ALI]

To fight her, or to fcuk her, that is the question? I'm left wondering if Khan has been getting career advice of Hugh Grant!

[sweetscience]

i cant believe the rookie couldnt seal the deal & slam the tart

poor skills !

[whiskey]

i cant believe the rookie couldnt seal the deal & slam the tart

poor skills !

If one of the boobs hit him on the chin...

[sweetscience]

i cant believe the rookie couldnt seal the deal & slam the tart

poor skills !

If one of the boobs hit him on the chin...

i agree he wouldnt be best advised to try out the Motor Boat with her

[overhand_right]

Does anyone believe this story then? It seems to of slipped away, no coverage from the other papers and no Leanne Crow sticking the boot in even more. Seems a bit odd.

[Asterix]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... -Cole.html

CHERYL COLE's debut single famously urged people to fight for love.

I hope boxer AMIR KHAN doesn't take her at her word or estranged husband ASHLEY COLE could be in for a hiding.

The world champ has blasted the Chelsea star for cheating on the beautiful Geordie lass and offered to take Cole's place on her arm.

He revealed: "This could be the arranged marriage I'm after. Cheryl's a very nice girl, very pretty."

And he's promised to be a shoulder for her to cry on.

He added: "I'd definitely give her a hug. It doesn't matter how famous you are, if your lover hurts you, you're devastated.

"I think there are a lot of distractions for footballers with all the money they earn, and all the women that approach them.

"But it's up to the players to be strong-minded. And I think they are weak.

"Ashley Cole and JOHN TERRY shamed their families. If I was married I would never do that.

"They should make the most of what they have and not look elsewhere."

In an interview with next month's GQ magazine, he repeated that he would never cheat on his wife: "I have that discipline. Boxing gives me that.

"If I behaved like them, I'd just be cheating myself, letting my family down. And on top of that all the Muslims around the world who look up to me."

And the big-headed one reckons he's a title-winner in bed too, adding: "Girls say I am a ladies' man. All I can say is that they always come back, so I must be doing something right. Everywhere I go there are lines of girls."

But he won't let bedroom gymnastics get in the way of preparing for a big fight.

He said: "You have to make sacrifices in this game. I deprive myself for eight weeks."

Somehow though I don't think Cheryl, who played her first full-length solo show in Dublin on Saturday will fall for his charms.

The bungling bruiser was caught out in the same manner as cheater Cole this weekend - sending lewd texts to a model.

He was revealed to have texted pictures of his privates to the 21-year-old. Oops.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z0mz0jUkKV