Re: Ooopps!!!!! - Amir Khan
Posted: 02 May 2010, 11:40

Bag over the head job here.

You know what they say about a man with big ears...sg1985 wrote:Weren't they for you? They're huge!winkveron wrote:Haha. The ears are the first big thing you noticed on that picture!?!sg1985 wrote:I never noticed how big his ears are before.
I didnt have you down as a Khan "follower"G0mez wrote:You know what they say about a man with big ears...sg1985 wrote:Weren't they for you? They're huge!winkveron wrote: Haha. The ears are the first big thing you noticed on that picture!?!
Sh*t record.
Anyway Khan's switched off his twitter now this has broke to FORCUS on his impending fight.
"Hey guys thanks for all your support, I'm off twitter till after the fight. Time to forcus and get ready for the fight. Thanks again. AK"
I clicked on that link half expecting to see Breidis Prescott coming out for the 2nd roundArtOfWar wrote:A quick search on yahoo and i've seen what Khan hasn't - http://www.pinupfiles.com/video.php?id=1255
What is the sport coming to..MachoMan09 wrote:They already have the knob pick, mate. They have decided not to print it.overhand_right wrote:Does this mean the tabloids are going to start bidding for the explicit pic? I see NOTW have already used the milder pic. WHAT IS AMIR'S KNOB WORTH.
That's the real question here damn it.
On no problem at all.... what a very noble and fair religionMachoMan09 wrote:According to the laws of Islam, Amir has done nothing wrong.rhino222 wrote:good muslim !!
Sex with a married muslim woman (not your own wife) results in being stoned to death.
Sex with an unmarried muslim girl results in 80 lashes.
However, having sex with wives you have given dowries for or non-Muslim girls is fine.
O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war.. [Q 33:50]
I don't see the problem.
I agree, awful paper, they set Higgins up good n proper too this weekend. Amir will hopefully learn that if your rich and famous and some big titted cum bucket comes onto you chances are you'll be in the paper the next day.Matt W wrote:Man wants to have sex with woman shocker!!!!
Props to Amir for managing to make a glamour model feel cheap. That must be hard to do.
NOTW are scum. Selling a paper on sordid sex stories and a the while having the nerve to take the moral high ground. C*nts.
shes better than some ive hadArtOfWar wrote:
Bag over the head job here.
She's better than all you've hadAdamj1987 wrote:shes better than some ive hadArtOfWar wrote:
Bag over the head job here.
live ones allways struggle when you skull fornicate them :(MachoMan09 wrote:You never know, your past conquests may have been better before decomposition set it. It's all relative.Adamj1987 wrote:shes better than some ive hadArtOfWar wrote:
Bag over the head job here.
MachoMan09 wrote:They already have the knob pick, mate. They have decided not to print it.overhand_right wrote:Does this mean the tabloids are going to start bidding for the explicit pic? I see NOTW have already used the milder pic. WHAT IS AMIR'S KNOB WORTH.
That's the real question here damn it.
To fight her, or to fcuk her, that is the question? I'm left wondering if Khan has been getting career advice of Hugh Grant!ArtOfWar wrote:
sweetscience wrote:i cant believe the rookie couldnt seal the deal & slam the tart
poor skills !
i agree he wouldnt be best advised to try out the Motor Boat with herG0mez wrote:sweetscience wrote:i cant believe the rookie couldnt seal the deal & slam the tart
poor skills !
If one of the boobs hit him on the chin...
CHERYL COLE's debut single famously urged people to fight for love.
I hope boxer AMIR KHAN doesn't take her at her word or estranged husband ASHLEY COLE could be in for a hiding.
The world champ has blasted the Chelsea star for cheating on the beautiful Geordie lass and offered to take Cole's place on her arm.
He revealed: "This could be the arranged marriage I'm after. Cheryl's a very nice girl, very pretty."
And he's promised to be a shoulder for her to cry on.
He added: "I'd definitely give her a hug. It doesn't matter how famous you are, if your lover hurts you, you're devastated.
"I think there are a lot of distractions for footballers with all the money they earn, and all the women that approach them.
"But it's up to the players to be strong-minded. And I think they are weak.
"Ashley Cole and JOHN TERRY shamed their families. If I was married I would never do that.
"They should make the most of what they have and not look elsewhere."
In an interview with next month's GQ magazine, he repeated that he would never cheat on his wife: "I have that discipline. Boxing gives me that.
"If I behaved like them, I'd just be cheating myself, letting my family down. And on top of that all the Muslims around the world who look up to me."
And the big-headed one reckons he's a title-winner in bed too, adding: "Girls say I am a ladies' man. All I can say is that they always come back, so I must be doing something right. Everywhere I go there are lines of girls."
But he won't let bedroom gymnastics get in the way of preparing for a big fight.
He said: "You have to make sacrifices in this game. I deprive myself for eight weeks."
Somehow though I don't think Cheryl, who played her first full-length solo show in Dublin on Saturday will fall for his charms.
The bungling bruiser was caught out in the same manner as cheater Cole this weekend - sending lewd texts to a model.
He was revealed to have texted pictures of his privates to the 21-year-old. Oops.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z0mz0jUkKV