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Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 02 Oct 2010, 16:29
by SAPFO
I imagine Haye on route in a bear suit to kill Audley, as he has just realized he made a huge mistake.
"BOO!"
Audley has a heart attack.
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 02 Oct 2010, 17:32
by hurlock
Icarus wrote:hurlock wrote:but he's from north london :!: he only took that because lucozade bottles are no longer made from glass
DD
Ah, true. Now, if he was to down some Irn Bru, I could see him tackling a bear... :-D
Seriously, though, how long has he been training in Big Bear now without asking a single person what to do if you see a bear? Unfortunately, it reeks of typical Audley arrogance...confident in himself, which is good, but just a little
too confident for me, and maybe a little too proud to get the advice he needs sometimes.
ive watched enough tv to no not to make eye contact & that a loud horn or gun shot would send it running.if you look at the v.t again you'll notice he has some old looking out of shape people joining him. which gives him confidence of escaping
DD
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 03 Oct 2010, 07:52
by SAPFO
Anybody got a link to this vid please?
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 03 Oct 2010, 08:44
by bynino
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 03 Oct 2010, 09:40
by SAPFO
Thanks for that
Feck me, he even looks uncomfortable being a black man, it looks staged. Fair play to him putting the work in, but that axe ...haha, Burglars yes, Big feck-off grizzleys, No!.........Showing signs of delusion!
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 07 Oct 2010, 03:26
by oliverfennell
Spud wrote:F*ck me - my reading is getting worse - thought the title of the thread said "Audley has eaten a big bear" ... was coming on here to say "I thought the tub of lard already had".
Absolute pure, unadulturated, unfiltered, 24k comedy gold.
Anyway, is this what you call a tub of lard?
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 07 Oct 2010, 03:28
by oliverfennell
Icarus wrote:hurlock wrote:but he's from north london :!: he only took that because lucozade bottles are no longer made from glass
DD
Ah, true. Now, if he was to down some Irn Bru, I could see him tackling a bear... :-D
Seriously, though, how long has he been training in Big Bear now without asking a single person what to do if you see a bear? Unfortunately, it reeks of typical Audley arrogance...confident in himself, which is good, but just a little
too confident for me, and maybe a little too proud to get the advice he needs sometimes.
It's a
PR vid, that's all! It's not as if he's
actually given any thought to what to do in the event of a bear attack, much less being too proud to take advice on the matter!
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 07 Oct 2010, 04:49
by lefty
That just looked really bizarre!Lol
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 07 Oct 2010, 05:26
by wadey
Haye will just charge straight for him an unleash. Audley will do his best to hold and cling on, but the fight will be lucky to last 2 mins before the ref steps in. As bad as Audley is, let's not forgot he is also getting on a bit as well.
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 07 Oct 2010, 08:32
by SAPFO
wadey wrote:Haye will just charge straight for him an unleash. Audley will do his best to hold and cling on, but the fight will be lucky to last 2 mins before the ref steps in. As bad as Audley is, let's not forgot he is also getting on a bit as well.
What is Audley comes out hard & fast and surprises Haye? I hope Wlad is ringside, and gets in the ring after with a 50/50 contract.
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 04:47
by oliverfennell
MachoMan09 wrote:wadey wrote:Haye will just charge straight for him an unleash. Audley will do his best to hold and cling on, but the fight will be lucky to last 2 mins before the ref steps in. As bad as Audley is, let's not forgot he is also getting on a bit as well.
I think you could be right. Is Tyson's 91 second job on Spinks still the fastest heavyweight world title win? Lennox came close versus Andrew 'Rabbit in the headlights' Golota, but didn't quite do it. Maybe Haye could set a new record.
If you count the WBO, Hide's win over Damon Reed is the quickest. I believe John L Sullivan has second-quickest. Dokes-Weaver might be quicker than Tyson-Spinks, too.
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 05:36
by MightyWarrior
Great, but we don't actually see him doing any running in the video. He probably went back to bed after that.
And if he does see any bears up there, his sprinting times will probably hit new heights.
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 07:42
by DIRT SUGAR
If you're scared you'll end up jumping on the A Force bandwagon, just watch repeats of his capitulations against Dominick Guinn and Martin Rogan and nearly all of the rounds he fought Sprott apart from 'that punch' and you should come to your senses.
Haye's going to walk through him and marmalise him!
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 19:57
by hurlock
audley deserves to do well. he's olympic gold was somthing else imo.
Re: audley training at big bear
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 08:05
by SAPFO
hurlock wrote:audley deserves to do well. he's olympic gold was somthing else imo.
I feel the same. Just give him a break. If he pulls it off, he deserves credit, as Haye is no mug. (well, not when he actually gets in the ring he ain't)