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MachoMan09 wrote:

SweetLikeSugar wrote:How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

MachoMan09 wrote:

sg1985 wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote:

The scientific(ish) name for that area is actually the 'Biffon'.

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

Those two are not descriptive enough. Biffon explains the area's purpose in life. i.e. when you are having intercourse with your girlfriend said area is what your balls biffon.

demolitiondaley wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote:

sg1985 wrote: It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

Those two are not descriptive enough. Biffon explains the area's purpose in life. i.e. when you are having intercourse with your girlfriend said area is what your balls biffon.

I think twitter is a better word for it.

MachoMan09 wrote:

Captain Hook wrote:

Jeff Thomas wrote:I struggle to believe that the holder of Khans twitter is Khan himself- very nice lad in person.

x2

I don't believe he would have the time or inclination to sit and write this shit as a world champion, wtf does he care about half of this stuff.

Also met him myself, and he's a nice enough guy.

The life of a sportsman in training is fairly mundane, pal. In between the various workouts, there is quite a lot of down time, if you are not eating or sleeping, you kill time. Read, play chess, watch TV, study DVDs of your upcoming competitor(s), chat shyte or eff about on the computer. It's not like he's going to be cutting around Manilla smashing chickboys and dancing in ropey nightclubs. You leave that sort of caper until your transition cycle.

MachoMan09 wrote:

SweetLikeSugar wrote:How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

MachoMan09 wrote:

SweetLikeSugar wrote:How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

lefty wrote:

Captain Hook wrote:

Jeff Thomas wrote:I struggle to believe that the holder of Khans twitter is Khan himself- very nice lad in person.

x2

I don't believe he would have the time or inclination to sit and write this shit as a world champion, wtf does he care about half of this stuff.

Also met him myself, and he's a nice enough guy.

Some people just dont like to believe negative stuff about people they like i guess!Also just because he's nice in person doesnt mean he's a nice guy!Ive known people who are as nice as pie to your face but utter bellends when they're not trying to give a positive impression!

MachoMan09 wrote:

sg1985 wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote:

The scientific(ish) name for that area is actually the 'Biffon'.

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

Those two are not descriptive enough. Biffon explains the area's purpose in life. i.e. when you are having intercourse with your girlfriend said area is what your balls biffon.

MachoMan09 wrote:

tannervegas wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote: Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

Rio Ferdiand Twitter.....http://twitter.com/rioferdy5

Unlike Amir's account, the one you have linked to is not verified.

sg1985 wrote:

MachoMan09 wrote:

demolitiondaley wrote:Somebody told me that the twitter is actually the bit of skin between a woman's tw@t and her 5hitter?

The scientific(ish) name for that area is actually the 'Biffon'.

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

MachoMan09 wrote:

SweetLikeSugar wrote:How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.