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Scottrf wrote: Great review.

"For lunch I had soup. Then I had bread. Then I drank water. Then I went to play. It was good. I liked it." reminded me of Joe Calzaghe's autobiography.

Seems a lot cheaper HTTP://WWW.YOLTBOOKS.COM than what you paid though, no idea if it's legit.

Glyn Leach wrote:Cheers Orb, this is brilliant – condolences on the 40 notes though

Scottrf wrote:

Glyn Leach wrote:Cheers Orb, this is brilliant – condolences on the 40 notes though

Book review section of BM next month please.

orbtastic wrote:Ok, just some random sections. I promise I am not making it sound worse than it is or intentionally typing it badly, this is verbatim (exactly as it is in the book, word for word).

From the opening section (!):

"My kids have always been my inspiration who live through and looks up to me to give them the direction and guidance to be best God created them to be they are go my to do great things in their life. I can one day brag about them and say they are mine, because they are wonderful human beings.

I have a lot of people to thank to helping me undertake this tall task it took a lot of time in patience. My two lovely sister Maureen and Stacey, who type and prepare for hours without compensation who didn't mind at all, and was happy to assit me. I really appreciate it so much. Thank y'all.

Individual Spiritual Brother if the Faith, who also help me type and prepare my manuscript, I owe a lot of Thanks to them, they encourage me to finish the book and assist on every level.

High priest Haradapyah and his son Haradapyaba 13 Sheild General Shamarawn and to the nation of Israel. I say Shalam Kayashla rise Israel.

I would really like to thank my good friend and partner, Gumersinda Vidot [the dude I paid via paypal], and his lovely daughter, Alaina Leslie, who helped me prepare the book for printing, it took a lot of time and work. I appreciate their patience and diligence constantly going over the manuscript, finding and correcting errors [really? more work required I think!]. They are both part of my team and will play an important role and take part in my success"

orbtastic wrote: Just wait 'til I get to the section about black Jesus and laser beams.

Lenny wrote:I think you could well make the sales of this book go through the roof, I know I want it now!

Black Jesus and laser beams please!

Datsue wrote:

Lenny wrote:I think you could well make the sales of this book go through the roof, I know I want it now!

Black Jesus and laser beams please!

x2

& I can't even work stepping up into this post, because judging from those excerpts Meldrick, his ghost-writer & everyone else involved in any way with this book have already stepped the fvck up about as far as it's possible for anything or anyone to do.

In fact, they may have stepped up so far that we're going to need a new term to define it.

Where's C-P when you need him?

Glyn Leach wrote:'It's good Meldrick but I think you need to be more graphic about what complete whores white women are and exactly how huge your penis is.'

Lenny wrote:

Datsue wrote:

Lenny wrote:I think you could well make the sales of this book go through the roof, I know I want it now!

Black Jesus and laser beams please!

x2

& I can't even work stepping up into this post, because judging from those excerpts Meldrick, his ghost-writer & everyone else involved in any way with this book have already stepped the fvck up about as far as it's possible for anything or anyone to do.

In fact, they may have stepped up so far that we're going to need a new term to define it.

Where's C-P when you need him?

I hate to say it, but I really didn't want to cheapen such a great topic with a step up reference

Counter-puncher wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Datsue wrote: x2

& I can't even work stepping up into this post, because judging from those excerpts Meldrick, his ghost-writer & everyone else involved in any way with this book have already stepped the fvck up about as far as it's possible for anything or anyone to do.

In fact, they may have stepped up so far that we're going to need a new term to define it.

Where's C-P when you need him?

I hate to say it, but I really didn't want to cheapen such a great topic with a step up reference

lenny, i felt that way about the Japanese tsunami thread, you have no way of knowing how many times i was on the verge of a 'step up' reference, there. but as with this thread, some things, believe it or not, are too serious to be profaned by my favourite Evanderism.

I would say, however, that the brain-doctors in taylor's part of the world clearly need to step up.

Jeff Thomas wrote:We both slept around with a lot of White nymphomaniacs with porcelain skin who had narcissistic behaviour with their prurient mind and their promiscous nature to seduce a Blackman. Satisfying their curiosity to be dominated by a Long John Silver once they went black they never went back. Screaming their erotic orgasm as their clitoris was gushing out wet bursting open like a pregnant woman when their water breaks. Their raunchy attitude never getting enough jamming our pricks down their mouth, choking and hemorrhaging on our warm cum clogged in their throat. Their eyes roll back in their heads while dilating ecstasy. Worshipping your penis lke the only God they know. When I got tired of busting my nut, she wanted takeout so I let my quintet off friends have the leftovers like a buffet dinner. She was so hungry and starving for more, so much greed. She wanted dessert, a chocolate custard banana split with cream filling, dipping her head back and forth and dripping and exploding your load on her face.She licked her tongue on her lips sucking on the cream of delight with her fingers. She likes her sex rough and hard. She wants it up the back, sticking it in the rear, she cries ecstatically with joy thirsting for an orgy.

By Jeff Thomas
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