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slapbangwhallop wrote:Struggling to figure out who is the biggest arsehole in that clip to be honest.

Ditto.

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

i think that's a bit out of order, the fat guy comes across as a bullying pudendum.

freddydoesdallas wrote:

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

i think that's a bit out of order, the fat guy comes across as a bullying pudendum.

I think Danny could bring that kind of behaviour out in a saint, he must be an even worse tool off camera! Those hits looked like taps.

freddydoesdallas wrote:

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

i think that's a bit out of order, the fat guy comes across as a bullying pudendum.

Are you for real? The whole series centres around characters of this type, all of whom are invited to take part by Dyer's production company - then he makes money from showcasing them. Mo Teague didn't just drag the tit off the street and start bullying him.

Dyer fronts a show called 'Deadliest Men' or some sh1te and spends his whole time over-exaggerating said fellas' 'deadly' reputations.

The whole premise of the show is that Dyer builds them up and spends a bit of time in awkward situations 'sh1tting himself'.

freddydoesdallas wrote:

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

i think that's a bit out of order, the fat guy comes across as a bullying pudendum.

Wtf was he expecting?

He's making a TV series about people that, in the main, enjoy violence. It's odds on at some point he's going to get a dig, and that's why some people watched it. Personally, I was a bit disappointed - his legs didn't even go wobbly.

That's not a slight on Dyer at all, got nothing against the man. He must know he ain't Laurence Olivier, and he's only trying to earn a pahnd note. Good luck to him. But you have to admit, if someone sparked him out with a cwisp wight hand, the wepeat watings would be huge, and the DVDs would have sold a lot more. Well worth the insurewance wisk, I weckon. You can west assured, no Danny Dyer's were searwiously harmed durwing the making of this pwogwamme.

Dan Dares wrote:
That's not a slight on Dyer at all, got nothing against the man. He must know he ain't Laurence Olivier, and he's only trying to earn a pahnd note. Good luck to him. But you have to admit, if someone sparked him out with a cwisp wight hand, the wepeat watings would be huge, and the DVDs would have sold a lot more. Well worth the insurewance wisk, I weckon. You can west assured, no Danny Dyer's were searwiously harmed durwing the making of this pwogwamme.

There's something about Dyer I like, actually. I think deep down he knows he's a bell end doing a magnificent chancing job - fair play.

I'm not doubting his street fighting reputation but was Negus ever going to climb the ladder to a world title? Or is Bunce just bullshitting again?

DaveBoyMorrison wrote:I'm not doubting his street fighting reputation but was Negus ever going to climb the ladder to a world title? Or is Bunce just bullshitting again?

Just Bunce being Bunce.

Trust me.

Adios.

This is how the show goes - EVERY time:
DD says he's gonna meet a tough bastard.
DD meets said tough nut, who is ALWAYS an embarrassingly self-obsessed egomaniac.
DD tells camera that he's shitting it/ a bit didgy/ a bit 'wopey' and that what he's doing (driving around shltholes or recreating a scene usually) is extremely dangerous.
DD kisses ass, laughs at their jokes and shakes head incredulously at dickhead's stories.
DD tells camera he WAS bricking it but has come to see that his new buddy lives by a deep code of honour and 'wespect'.
NOTE: liberal use of mockney crap. Eg in negus episode when he's in the bar, orders a Stella before negus and two other tools come in.
Funniest show on TV bar none.

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

Just stand their and relax while I punch you ? what a wanker!! Typical so called hard man. Reminds me of a martial artist I used to know who kept doing that to people, showing his skills off to other smaller weaker types and hurting them, just for his own ego building......Eventually he done it to the wrong person and....lets just say he wasn't called a martial artist after .....Just a fuvking bully pudendum who couldn't handle it when it did kick off for real what a MUG!

Personnally I think danny Dyer is funny as Fuvk been in a few good films/docs good on him.

flatnoseflynn wrote:

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

Just stand their and relax while I punch you ? what a wanker!! Typical so called hard man. Reminds me of a martial artist I used to know who kept doing that to people, showing his skills off to other smaller weaker types and hurting them, just for his own ego building......Eventually he done it to the wrong person and....lets just say he wasn't called a martial artist after .....Just a fuvking bully pudendum who couldn't handle it when it did kick off for real what a MUG!

Personnally I think danny Dyer is funny as Fuvk been in a few good films/docs good on him.

I have to say I'm a bit of a fan also.

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flatnoseflynn wrote:

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:I NEVER tire of seeing this one (1:07 in):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II

Apparently Dyer was seething afterwards as he was genuinely hurt and accused everyone involved of 'mugging him off'

Just stand their and relax while I punch you ? what a wanker!! Typical so called hard man.

The point is, Dyer has ASKED the bloke to display what a 'hard man' he is. That is the f**king point of the show. If Dyer gets clattered during it - good.

I think we should have a dictionary of Dyer words lol

1. Nawty
2. Right hander
3. I'll be straight wiv yer
4. Tidy little mob
5. Son
6. gaff
7. fackin hewll

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:

Dan Dares wrote:
That's not a slight on Dyer at all, got nothing against the man. He must know he ain't Laurence Olivier, and he's only trying to earn a pahnd note. Good luck to him. But you have to admit, if someone sparked him out with a cwisp wight hand, the wepeat watings would be huge, and the DVDs would have sold a lot more. Well worth the insurewance wisk, I weckon. You can west assured, no Danny Dyer's were searwiously harmed durwing the making of this pwogwamme.

There's something about Dyer I like, actually. I think deep down he knows he's a bell end doing a magnificent chancing job - fair play.

Yeah I don't mind him, he's just making a living playing his typecast football factory, the business etc role over and over so good luck to him although I can understand why he gets up many peoples noses C'est la vie

Dan Dares wrote:you may be interested in this

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2245046707

So, just because I think he is funny and been in a good few films I want to shag him? That says something you about mate.

Quixall wrote:I think we should have a dictionary of Dyer words lol

1. Nawty
2. Right hander
3. I'll be straight wiv yer
4. Tidy little mob
5. Son
6. gaff
7. fackin hewll

'on top' (pressure situation)
'munge' (food)
'I'm a complete cant' (self-awareness)

dyer is a cuunt. that bravo show about hard football fans was a right load of toss. less than 20 years ago it wouldn't have even reached DVD status let alone been broadcast on TV. he is fuckin talentless yet is allowed to make a living by doing something anyfucker could do. for me his performance in the firm was dogshit. he should be a sat in an office behind a pc on some shite customer service line getting 12k a year the weedy smarmy little prick. i dont buy the line that he's clever for making the most out of the image he has created for himself. if the public had half a braincell they would reject the shit he peddles. for me he is like that katie price bird in that they both havnt anything to offer but some wanky caricature that certain people fall for. whilst the rest of us work hard 5 days a week for sod all, dicks like him make a very good living for making trash tv

and just to clarify--- no i dont like him

flatnoseflynn wrote:

Dan Dares wrote:you may be interested in this

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2245046707

So, just because I think he is funny and been in a good few films I want to shag him? That says something you about mate.

Your the one that mentioned shagging.

bad mamma jamma wrote:dyer is a cuunt. that bravo show about hard football fans was a right load of toss. less than 20 years ago it wouldn't have even reached DVD status let alone been broadcast on TV. he is fuckin talentless yet is allowed to make a living by doing something anyfucker could do. for me his performance in the firm was dogshit. he should be a sat in an office behind a pc on some shite customer service line getting 12k a year the weedy smarmy little prick. i dont buy the line that he's clever for making the most out of the image he has created for himself. if the public had half a braincell they would reject the shit he peddles. for me he is like that katie price bird in that they both havnt anything to offer but some wanky caricature that certain people fall for. whilst the rest of us work hard 5 days a week for sod all, dicks like him make a very good living for making trash tv

Hear hear!

I have the same feelings for Bunce!

MachoMan09 wrote:I got about two and a half seconds into the video. As soon as I realised it was Danny Dire it was a 'no' from me.

Agree.

What a plank.

DaveBoyMorrison wrote:

bad mamma jamma wrote:dyer is a cuunt. that bravo show about hard football fans was a right load of toss. less than 20 years ago it wouldn't have even reached DVD status let alone been broadcast on TV. he is fuckin talentless yet is allowed to make a living by doing something anyfucker could do. for me his performance in the firm was dogshit. he should be a sat in an office behind a pc on some shite customer service line getting 12k a year the weedy smarmy little prick. i dont buy the line that he's clever for making the most out of the image he has created for himself. if the public had half a braincell they would reject the shit he peddles. for me he is like that katie price bird in that they both havnt anything to offer but some wanky caricature that certain people fall for. whilst the rest of us work hard 5 days a week for sod all, dicks like him make a very good living for making trash tv

Hear hear!

I have the same feelings for Bunce!

I too think that Bunce plays a character and a lot of the time comes out with crap, but sounds and looks the part to a particular audience that wants to see how he was in the dyer program. Bunce likes himself and the sound of his own voice too much.

Quixall wrote:

DaveBoyMorrison wrote:

bad mamma jamma wrote:dyer is a cuunt. that bravo show about hard football fans was a right load of toss. less than 20 years ago it wouldn't have even reached DVD status let alone been broadcast on TV. he is fuckin talentless yet is allowed to make a living by doing something anyfucker could do. for me his performance in the firm was dogshit. he should be a sat in an office behind a pc on some shite customer service line getting 12k a year the weedy smarmy little prick. i dont buy the line that he's clever for making the most out of the image he has created for himself. if the public had half a braincell they would reject the shit he peddles. for me he is like that katie price bird in that they both havnt anything to offer but some wanky caricature that certain people fall for. whilst the rest of us work hard 5 days a week for sod all, dicks like him make a very good living for making trash tv

Hear hear!

I have the same feelings for Bunce!

I too think that Bunce plays a character and a lot of the time comes out with crap, but sounds and looks the part to a particular audience that wants to see how he was in the dyer program. Bunce likes himself and the sound of his
own voice too much.