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You lot are all mad, as they say in the trade.

"And then when i say my feets is cold, you say i should be used to it because i come from Philadelphia..........."

"So, i'm telling you, if i feel that someone is pushing me, then i'm gonna push back...................."

I was shitting myself. FACT

Adios

I would probably be shitting myself too to be fair fact

Jeff Thomas wrote:

TheGoods wrote:I was on the streets of Hackney. Unforgiving streets. Streets of crack, guns and broken dreams. Streets with no name. Quality Streets (not Roses, not now). I was looking for him. They said he'd be around. The pimps and the pushers said you were always likely to find him at this time of year. I'd heard stories. Time had moved on. He was different now. I had my memories.

After endless hours of searching, I was about to give it up. Then, out of the darkness, i saw him. He looked different. He was fat. Had a beard...

(Affects ridiculous Jamaican patios) "Santa. If ya wi 25 now? If ya wi 25 now............. etc etc etc?"

adios

Nice work

Very good effort

None of you are real fans.

Adios.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Adios

Asterix wrote:None of you are real fans.

Adios.

"Oh yes we are......................................"

fornicating hell glyn where's my love for the Micky one??

Jeff Thomas wrote:effing hell glyn where's my love for the Micky one??

What is love? Anyway.

Adios

Glyn Leach wrote:

Jeff Thomas wrote:effing hell glyn where's my love for the Micky one??

What is love? Anyway.

Adios

I like Steve articles mate, I've said it before- he has a great knack of getting you to want to read more , but do you ever read his deliverances for the month and think 'fornicating hell Steve your starting to take this piss here with your two (admittedly brilliant) paragraphs?

Jeff Thomas wrote:

Glyn Leach wrote:

Jeff Thomas wrote:effing hell glyn where's my love for the Micky one??

What is love? Anyway.

Adios

I like Steve articles mate, I've said it before- he has a great knack of getting you to want to read more , but do you ever read his deliverances for the month and think 'effing hell Steve your starting to take this piss here with your two (admittedly brilliant) paragraphs?

I've been editing his fornicating column for fornicate knows how many years, of course I fornicating read it Jeffro! I don't like it, but I have to read it, it's my job!

this thread has given me a nice smile at the end of a shitty afternoon, thanks to all contributors

adios.

2011.....some it up in 2 words you say?....good....very good indeed.... a throwback, to the days when i first started, in 1874, you were there weren't you Leachy?.... we go way back.... further than an Africans head from a Warren Fighters jab, (tough lad the African) ... saw him in a bar fights with 7 hells angels from chelsea....messy scenes.

so yeah... 2011.... good

Adios

I've got a soft spot for star wars, I'll admit it. Yoda was an intelligent chap knew the force well and was an excellent cook. Simply out, the dagoba system wouldn't be the same without his input. Luke , his father was darth, but he knew how to handle a light sabre, did I tell you about the time chewbacca handled the sabre- ill save that for another night.

Adios

Dev Alahan wrote:Hey Greavsie, tell us the Story about how you were in York Hall in the audience for a fight and they were a fighter short, I havent heard that one for a week.

Adios

I win

First question he asks on allegedly Bunceys Boxing Day hour was this question!

Right, who the fornicate is Dondanda?

Dioufy wrote:Right, who the eff is Dondanda?

A reggae star.

A long time ago, before any of you were born, I was in the city of angels. There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. I put them on and went out of the room.

adios

Me and Big Aud...palms linked, beads of sweat... my hair's gone quicker than Usain, I'm just Usain. Where was I, that's right, York Hall, burly men and one-pint shandies, small hall show, didn't watch the fight but will mention it for depth. Purple shorts v blue. The pasty lad with skinny legs won by a unanimous knockout. We all agreed.
To subscribe or not to subscribe, that is the question. Is it nobler to fork out or keep the pennies? Muhammad Ali was the greatest. Wepner. You having a laugh? Dominic could have been world champ. He told me so, I agreed. Bigger boys, bigger than me. I like my teeth, I like my lollies. Nobbly Bobbly, every time. Audley, watch it for him. Ask Richie. Next big thing. Trust me. We were stood at the bar, had to be... were we? Anyway. Adios

MightyWarrior wrote:A long time ago, before any of you were born, I was in the city of angels. There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. I put them on and went out of the room.

adios

Captain Hook wrote:Me and Big Aud...palms linked, beads of sweat... my hair's gone quicker than Usain, I'm just Usain. Where was I, that's right, York Hall, burly men and one-pint shandies, small hall show, didn't watch the fight but will mention it for depth. Purple shorts v blue. The pasty lad with skinny legs won by a unanimous knockout. We all agreed.
To subscribe or not to subscribe, that is the question. Is it nobler to fork out or keep the pennies? Muhammad Ali was the greatest. Wepner. You having a laugh? Dominic could have been world champ. He told me so, I agreed. Bigger boys, bigger than me. I like my teeth, I like my lollies. Nobbly Bobbly, every time. Audley, watch it for him. Ask Richie. Next big thing. Trust me. We were stood at the bar, had to be... were we? Anyway. Adios

Totally made my day this thread, superb guys!!!