BoxRec

The doorbell rang and Frank opened the door to a dapper looking Eddie Hearn.


Jodie Marsh piped up that she was expecting a blind date to drop by.


"Bully for you" said Frank.

Cholo_cws wrote:The doorbell rang and Frank opened the door to a dapper looking Eddie Hearn.


Jodie Marsh piped up that she was expecting a blind date to drop by.


"Bully for you" said Frank.

The hot-headed and foul-mouthed Liverpudlian Tony Bellew certainly got people talking with his menu, promising to make mince-meat out of an effin rat.

After the meal, there was an awkward silence when Amir Khan offered to give everyone a lift home.

Superheavy wrote:The hot-headed and foul-mouthed Liverpudlian Tony Bellew certainly got people talking with his menu, promising to make mince-meat out of an effin rat.

After the meal, there was an awkward silence when Amir Khan offered to give everyone a lift home.

Classic

Superheavy wrote:The hot-headed and foul-mouthed Liverpudlian Tony Bellew certainly got people talking with his menu, promising to make mince-meat out of an effin rat.

After the meal, there was an awkward silence when Amir Khan offered to give everyone a lift home.

excellent stuff, this thread delivers.

I am sat at my desk crying over this thread... twas beautiful

Amir Khan carefully prepared his meat & two veg, he was so impressed with it he tweeted a pic.

Sadly his guests were less than impressed, saying his gravy was quite runny and tasteless and his portion was too small - thus awarding him just 5's and 6's on the scores.

Upon coming fourth, Khan disagreed and declared his dish had done enough to win. After writing to the BBC without avail, he promised he didn't need the show - and would come back and make his gravy stronger.

Lennox Lewis prepared a stir fry chicken with noodles, bean shoots and peppers...........

Everyone was complimentary to Lennox after the meal and then out of the blue, in walked Riddick Bowe !!

"Your late for the programme Riddick and you don't seem to have any food with you......." said Frank

"Well, i don't have any food cos i threw it in a garbage bin near here........" retorted Riddick

Everyone then suddenly turned and looked in Lennox's direction

G0mez wrote:Amir Khan carefully prepared his meat & two veg, he was so impressed with it he tweeted a pic.

Sadly his guests were less than impressed, saying his gravy was quite runny and tasteless and his portion was too small - thus awarding him just 5's and 6's on the scores.

Upon coming fourth, Khan disagreed and declared his dish had done enough to win. After writing to the BBC without avail, he promised he didn't need the show - and would come back and make his gravy stronger.

No wonder he had no luck with The BBC, its a Channel 4 show...

Allegedly, Fwank emerged from the evening with a black eye. Tyson, apparantly, choked on a chunk of his pigeon pie!

Fr@nk W@rren was aghast, he was told he was the winner of the competition, he smiled and gleefully collected his silver salva laden with 1000 of the finest british pounds..... imagine how Fr@nks jaw dropped when the shows producer walked in and smiled and took 400 of the pounds, the shows director then walked in and snatched 300 of the pounds, then just as he (FW) was about to grab the remaining 300 pounds the owner of the studio took 150 pounds. Fr@nk seemed ok with his remaining prize money..... 150 quid..... before tax of course!!

After the meal was done, Fwank paid the people who supplied all his ingredients by cheque but it bounced like his dumplings. Several caterers are said to still be waiting for payment.

Wake up call wrote:After the meal was done, Fwank paid the people who supplied all his ingredients by cheque but it bounced like his dumplings. Several caterers are said to still be waiting for payment.

i heard he used scouse and welsh caterers?

rhino222 wrote:Fr@nk W@rren was aghast, he was told he was the winner of the competition, he smiled and gleefully collected his silver salva laden with 1000 of the finest british pounds..... imagine how Fr@nks jaw dropped when the shows producer walked in and smiled and took 400 of the pounds, the shows director then walked in and snatched 300 of the pounds, then just as he (FW) was about to grab the remaining 300 pounds the owner of the studio took 150 pounds. Fr@nk seemed ok with his remaining prize money..... 150 quid..... before tax of course!!

heheheh

rhino222 wrote:i heard he used scouse and welsh caterers?

One of them was also a Scottish kid who helps out part-time when not working a shop.

rhino222 wrote:Fr@nk W@rren was aghast, he was told he was the winner of the competition, he smiled and gleefully collected his silver salva laden with 1000 of the finest british pounds..... imagine how Fr@nks jaw dropped when the shows producer walked in and smiled and took 400 of the pounds, the shows director then walked in and snatched 300 of the pounds, then just as he (FW) was about to grab the remaining 300 pounds the owner of the studio took 150 pounds. Fr@nk seemed ok with his remaining prize money..... 150 quid..... before tax of course!!

Frank took all that money back from the organisers tho. It went to court and he revealed a document stating he had a side bet with the organisers so he got the full 1grand.

Wake up call wrote:

rhino222 wrote:i heard he used scouse and welsh caterers?

One of them was also a Scottish kid who helps out part-time when not working a shop.

Leave's the food on too long, that one

scott harrison was also on the show, when it w2as his night to cook FW shouted through to the kitchen....'whats for tea scott' .............. 'im doing bird' .....said harrison...

...followed by porridge

After a warm start against some pretty mediocre chomping some of Frank's potatoes looked at the bigger, fluffier and better-known potatoes on other plates and decided to roll over, go it alone and join them

Captain Hook wrote:After a warm start against some pretty mediocre chomping some of Frank's potatoes looked at the bigger, fluffier and better-known potatoes on other plates and decided to roll over, go it alone and join them

Fr@nk was not happy with the show being aired on terrestrial TV, he wanted it on PPV !