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Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 12 Jun 2012, 17:32
by Glyn Leach
I heard he was actually two dwarves in high heels

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 02:08
by jessi
This topics gone crazy, will the real big Ron please stand up and tell us how tall you are ? We are all agreed on your a nice fella, just need an official height ! :roll:

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 03:35
by dondada
jessi wrote:This topics gone crazy, will the real big Ron please stand up and tell us how tall you are ? We are all agreed on your a nice fella, just need an official height ! :roll:
Jessi - whatever Ron says, his official BoxRec height is now 7' 6". With all the recent scandals at the BBC, how could we believe him anyway?

I have informed the man himself and await his reaction.

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 05:55
by Glyn Leach
dondada wrote:
jessi wrote:This topics gone crazy, will the real big Ron please stand up and tell us how tall you are ? We are all agreed on your a nice fella, just need an official height ! :roll:
Jessi - whatever Ron says, his official BoxRec height is now 7' 6". With all the recent scandals at the BBC, how could we believe him anyway?

I have informed the man himself and await his reaction.
Ron is five pigmies standing on each other's shoulders, fact. If one of them is unavailable, Ron appears decidedly shorter that day. Check it out, the evidence speaks for itself.

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 06:05
by dondada
Glyn Leach wrote:
dondada wrote:
jessi wrote:This topics gone crazy, will the real big Ron please stand up and tell us how tall you are ? We are all agreed on your a nice fella, just need an official height ! :roll:
Jessi - whatever Ron says, his official BoxRec height is now 7' 6". With all the recent scandals at the BBC, how could we believe him anyway?

I have informed the man himself and await his reaction.
Ron is five pigmies standing on each other's shoulders, fact. If one of them is unavailable, Ron appears decidedly shorter that day. Check it out, the evidence speaks for itself.
Damn! Cuts are happening everywhere these days. I thought it was the sloping floor at the Savoy.

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 06:15
by rhino222
ron plays the giant in jack and the beanstalk at margate winter gardens (dec 7 til dec 24 each year)

i am reliably informed that, as part of the recruitment process, all of rons dimensions were measured to assess suitability. ron was a towering 7 feet 9 inches!!

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 06:16
by dondada
rhino222 wrote:ron plays the giant in jack and the beanstalk at margate winter gardens (dec 7 til dec 24 each year)

i am reliably informed that, as part of the recruitment process, all of rons dimensions were measured to assess suitability. ron was a towering 7 feet 9 inches!!
That's with each pygmy on tiptoes. :shame:

He's 7' 6" FACT

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 07:35
by rhino222
i can confirm with reliability that Ronald has more than the norm in many different bodily counts and measurements!! ... :D

Re: Ronald macintosh !

Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 13:56
by whiskey
Ronald is busy lecturing world leaders or washing his garage full of supercars.

Hopefully he will find time to post from his new iPhone 7.