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Indeed. You wouldn't even need petrol piss for that to be effective. Regular piss would do nicely.

ShadrachSimmo wrote:Indeed. You wouldn't even need petrol piss for that to be effective. Regular piss would do nicely.

I'd piss on Piers Morgan if I were to encounter his burning body, but that's only because I can piss fire . I'd then offer photos of this to the Daily Mirror.

jameswilson wrote:Is there are bigger shit c unt in the World than Piers Morgan?

Jeremy Kyle JUST scrapes it . Though Morgan is a proper bell end

jameswilson wrote:Is there are bigger shit c unt in the World than Piers Morgan?

I can't think of one.

Jeff Thomas wrote:I find flintoff really annoying but I know Barry mcguigan wouldn't involve himself with anyone who is a bit of a twat so all I can assume is that he is actually a good bloke under his annoying 'I'm one of the lads/ but also thick' persona.

I don't find him funny at all.

I don't think it's a persona. He just is one of those kind of guys. Anyone who watches cricket on a regularish basis knows Flintoff was a great competitor but also a great sportsman, one of the defining images of the 2005 ashes was at the end of the 2nd test, England had managed to drag victory from the jaws of defeat and whilst the rest of the England team were celebrating Flintoff was immediately over to the 2 Aussie batsman who were both distraught shaking their hands and showing that sportsmanship. I doubt you'd find any cricket players who he played against during the height of his career who thought he was a twat.

Dan Dares wrote:

jameswilson wrote:Is there are bigger shit c unt in the World than Piers Morgan?

I can't think of one.

Not bigger but on a par Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams, Shane Ritchie and of coarse John Terry. We used to play a game when drinking called pudendum Island, think of one and basically send him/her along with all the other pudenda in the world to pudendum Island, it was over-populated in no time.

jameswilson wrote:Is there are bigger shit c unt in the World than Piers Morgan?

There is, his name is Kelvin Mackenzie. Last seen almost being made to cry by one Channel 4 reporter on his driveway
"Please Alex, this isn't reasonable"

ShadrachSimmo wrote:

jameswilson wrote:

Bennyblanco wrote:Wouldn't piss on piers Morgan if he was on fire ........ Unless I could piss petrol

To be fair if you think about it if you could piss petrol and someone was on fire then pissing on them would cause your piss trail to catch fire and the fire would creep right the way back to your cock, causing you to catch fire as well......cock first.

So I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, even if I could piss petrol.

The trick would be to piss in spurts thus evading self-immolation.

Or piss in a milk bottle, add rag and use it as a petrol bomb.

You would be the rioters weapon of choice.

milpool wrote:

Dixonian wrote:Rumour has it they imported a couple of durable American club fighters. Eric Crumble http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_ ... &cat=boxer and and Leon Shavers http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_ ... &cat=boxer

Eric Crumble...he certainly does!

Ahh... you got there before me!

Lenny wrote:

jameswilson wrote:Is there are bigger shit c unt in the World than Piers Morgan?

There is, his name is Kelvin Mackenzie. Last seen almost being made to cry by one Channel 4 reporter on his driveway
"Please Alex, this isn't reasonable"

Really? If you can track down a link to that, I'd be grateful. A real top c*nt is Mackenzie.

I think either this is just a publicity stunt and Flintoff will pull out at some stage or it will be ....what Ian Darke used to describe when commenting on a Tyson fight in the early 2000s "some kind of degrading spectacle"....

McGuigan is always saying so and so could be a pro boxer....he said it about Daniel Day Lewis too.

dondada wrote:

Lenny wrote:

jameswilson wrote:Is there are bigger shit c unt in the World than Piers Morgan?

There is, his name is Kelvin Mackenzie. Last seen almost being made to cry by one Channel 4 reporter on his driveway
"Please Alex, this isn't reasonable"

Really? If you can track down a link to that, I'd be grateful. A real top c*nt is Mackenzie.

http://www.channel4.com/news/alex-thoms ... dia-debate

jameswilson wrote:

Jeff Thomas wrote:I find flintoff really annoying but I know Barry mcguigan wouldn't involve himself with anyone who is a bit of a twat so all I can assume is that he is actually a good bloke under his annoying 'I'm one of the lads/ but also thick' persona.

I don't find him funny at all.

I don't think it's a persona. He just is one of those kind of guys. Anyone who watches cricket on a regularish basis knows Flintoff was a great competitor but also a great sportsman, one of the defining images of the 2005 ashes was at the end of the 2nd test, England had managed to drag victory from the jaws of defeat and whilst the rest of the England team were celebrating Flintoff was immediately over to the 2 Aussie batsman who were both distraught shaking their hands and showing that sportsmanship. I doubt you'd find any cricket players who he played against during the height of his career who thought he was a twat.

Well that's good to be fair I've only got annoying adverts and game shows to go off

mugabi wrote:I think either this is just a publicity stunt and Flintoff will pull out at some stage or it will be ....what Ian Darke used to describe when commenting on a Tyson fight in the early 2000s "some kind of degrading spectacle"....

McGuigan is always saying so and so could be a pro boxer....he said it about Daniel Day Lewis too.

Day Lewis is a method actor & lives his role .I think the passion for his art & the determination to suceed,show's he had the minerals for it.

Mugabi you bum.

Lenny wrote:

dondada wrote:

Lenny wrote:
There is, his name is Kelvin Mackenzie. Last seen almost being made to cry by one Channel 4 reporter on his driveway
"Please Alex, this isn't reasonable"

Really? If you can track down a link to that, I'd be grateful. A real top c*nt is Mackenzie.

http://www.channel4.com/news/alex-thoms ... dia-debate

Love that. First time I have seen it to be fair. Yeah Kelvin McKenzie is another guy I can't stand. I hate the type of journalism that he (and Piers Morgan when he was editor of his tabloids) seems to advocate which is sending journalists to peoples (mainly celebs) doorsteps and just intrude on their private lives in that way. So clearly there's a huge amount of irony in that video. I remember feeling a bit sympathetic when Liam Gallagher smacked that photographer, and I really hope Kate Middleton doesn't end up getting hounded in much the same way Princess Diana did.

jameswilson wrote:

Lenny wrote:

dondada wrote:
Really? If you can track down a link to that, I'd be grateful. A real top c*nt is Mackenzie.

http://www.channel4.com/news/alex-thoms ... dia-debate

Love that. First time I have seen it to be fair. Yeah Kelvin McKenzie is another guy I can't stand. I hate the type of journalism that he (and Piers Morgan when he was editor of his tabloids) seems to advocate which is sending journalists to peoples (mainly celebs) doorsteps and just intrude on their private lives in that way. So clearly there's a huge amount of irony in that video. I remember feeling a bit sympathetic when Liam Gallagher smacked that photographer, and I really hope Kate Middleton doesn't end up getting hounded in much the same way Princess Diana did.

Great stuff. only way it could have been improved would have been to cut the footage with clips of Sun journos doing the exact things he was

Fat Git wrote:According to Piers Morgan in his Mail on Sunday column. Surely this is bullshit.

Nice to see Morgan is having a break from riding KP's nuts and is now riding Flintoff's once again.

jameswilson wrote:and I really hope Kate Middleton doesn't end up getting hounded in much the same way Princess Diana did.

This story is so 80's .... Kate Middleton is sexy... Those stupid French arseholes ruined my image of her breasts being as perfect as a day old lamb. I mean what's the point of taking them - great she's got her top off- but the illusion of perfect tits is ruined forever. French clowns.

Lenny wrote:
http://www.channel4.com/news/alex-thoms ... dia-debate

Brilliant! Thanks, Lenny

Ref McGuigans comment "Daniel Day Lewis" could have been a boxer"....of course some of us wont find such a statement astonishing.

Theres probably 1 or 2 bum posters on here who might say something along the lines of "Lewis was a passionate thespian he put his heart and soul into a role so could have done it......

Bums like that have never stepped in a ring before let alone a pro one, never been smacked in the face in front of a baying crowd....

Trust me McGuigan has given this spiel so many times....its hard to imagine Flintoff (who im assuming will be a HW) coming in and being able to take a HW punch and not collapse the moment he is hit by someone with a heartbeat.

The man is an attention seeker and perhaps he fears his star is waning but what if he gets his face disfigured what will happen to his Morrisons gig.

mugabi wrote:Ref McGuigans comment "Daniel Day Lewis" could have been a boxer"....of course some of us wont find such a statement astonishing.

Theres probably 1 or 2 bum posters on here who might say something along the lines of "Lewis was a passionate thespian he put his heart and soul into a role so could have done it......

Bums like that have never stepped in a ring before let alone a pro one, never been smacked in the face in front of a baying crowd....

Trust me McGuigan has given this spiel so many times....its hard to imagine Flintoff (who im assuming will be a HW) coming in and being able to take a HW punch and not collapse the moment he is hit by someone with a heartbeat.

The man is an attention seeker and perhaps he fears his star is waning but what if he gets his face disfigured what will happen to his Morrisons gig.

he'll have to do the Lidl gig!

mugabi wrote:Ref McGuigans comment "Daniel Day Lewis" could have been a boxer"....of course some of us wont find such a statement astonishing.

Theres probably 1 or 2 bum posters on here who might say something along the lines of "Lewis was a passionate thespian he put his heart and soul into a role so could have done it......

Bums like that have never stepped in a ring before let alone a pro one, never been smacked in the face in front of a baying crowd....

Trust me McGuigan has given this spiel so many times....its hard to imagine Flintoff (who im assuming will be a HW) coming in and being able to take a HW punch and not collapse the moment he is hit by someone with a heartbeat.

The man is an attention seeker and perhaps he fears his star is waning but what if he gets his face disfigured what will happen to his Morrisons gig.

Wasnt it Neeson or Day Lewis who some sort of amateur career?

Any rumors on who else will be on the show?

Flintoff has been abusing his sparring partners. There are pictures of him hooding them, pointing guns in their faces and urinating on them. I think they were in the Mirror.

Flashing Blade wrote:Flintoff has been abusing his sparring partners. There are pictures of him hooding them, pointing guns in their faces and urinating on them. I think they were in the Mirror.