Breaking news: new opponent for Hatton

bigynzing · Post by **bigynzing** » 01 Apr 2004, 12:10

HEHEHEHEHe....im never right...i should of known.

J · Post by J » 01 Apr 2004, 12:11

wish you were tho dude. nevermind.

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 01 Apr 2004, 12:22

To be fair, bennie gave us a big clue at the start. I thought to myself Bunce and the Guardian? Can't be right. As it was bennie, I fell for it. You swine!

J · Post by J » 01 Apr 2004, 12:24

YEAH GOOD WIND UP. AGREED.
Thats just the second time today. Im far too trusting.

nasty · Post by **nasty** » 01 Apr 2004, 12:40

allegedly IS A fornicating BUM!!!!!

Did Pinto even know he was fighting Hatton? Warren pay's boxer's so badly, I'm not surprised Pinto has bailed out.

WARREN IS A TIGHT FISTED CROOK WHO HAS BEEN CHEATING HARD WORKING BOXER'S OUT OF THEIR RIGHTFUL PURSE'S!!!!

This must be the 3rd time that a opponent has quit before hand or nearly quit on the night ( see Vince Philips)

Ricky Hatton should Leave allegedly IMMEDIATELY and join the BBC. He could insist that the BBC show his fights Live at peak time i.e 10pm on a saturday night and withing 6 months Hatton would be a fornicating SUPERSTAR in this country!

As for this Omar Weiss, the guy's a fornicating JOKE! he's a powder puff hitter who's only ever beaten unknown Argentinian's!

If Hatton dosen't knock out this bum Weiss inside 3 rounds, I'll be shocked and view Hatton a lot less than I do know ( which isn't very much)

HATTON WINS TKO2 OMAR WEISS

NOBODY CAN BEAT MIKE TYSON WHEN HE'S OVER 50% MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY FOCUSED!

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Dutch Windmill · Post by **Dutch Windmill** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:01

nasty wrote: As for this Omar Weiss, the guy's a fornicating JOKE! he's a powder puff hitter who's only ever beaten unknown Argentinian's!

No this thread is.

I have to admit I believed it too at first, and even entered it in the boxrec schedule

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:11

Dutch Windmill wrote:
nasty wrote: As for this Omar Weiss, the guy's a fornicating JOKE! he's a powder puff hitter who's only ever beaten unknown Argentinian's!

No this thread is.

I have to admit I believed it too at first, and even entered it in the boxrec schedule

Superb. 8)

Dutch Windmill · Post by **Dutch Windmill** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:15

Couldn't appreciate it at first though, but now I can

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:15

Is Junior Witter's offer to step in at late a notice a joke too?

nasty · Post by **nasty** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:17

So let me get this RIGHT!!!!

Is the PINTO/ HATTON fight still taking place on saturday???

Who is Hatton fighting NOW?

NOBODY CAN BEAT MIKE TYSON WHEN HE'S OVER 50% MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY FOCUSED!

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bennie · Post by **bennie** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:19

nasty wrote:So let me get this RIGHT!!!!

Is the PINTO/ HATTON fight still taking place on saturday???

Who is Hatton fighting NOW?

NOBODY CAN BEAT MIKE TYSON WHEN HE'S OVER 50% MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY FOCUSED!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2004 WILL BE THE YEAR OF MIKE TYSON
http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Parodies/Mike_Tyson.html
MR T vs MIKE TYSON - Make this Fight Happen!
http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/mrtvtyson1/index.html
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Stipe Drews.

Loynesy · Post by **Loynesy** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:19

Has anyone else noticed that Nasty's posts contain at least a dozen "apostrophe catastrophes"?

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:20

Kilburn wrote:
stujones wrote:I have to say fair play to FW, nice touch by given Pederson a big pay day on another bill.

LOL. Hook, line & sinker eh Stu?

8)

Yep, I did twig soon after my post when I went on the guardian website - but I was well done.

It got us all, wish it was one big April fool mind and Pinto was here.

nasty · Post by **nasty** » 01 Apr 2004, 13:21

I'm re-inventing the American Language!!!

I'm pretty sure allegedly was trying to steal Pinto's purse money so Pinto decided not to even bother coming and fighting for that FAT CROOK allegedly!

NOBODY CAN BEAT MIKE TYSON WHEN HE'S OVER 50% MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY FOCUSED!

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2004 WILL BE THE YEAR OF MIKE TYSON
http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Parodies/Mike_Tyson.html
MR T vs MIKE TYSON - Make this Fight Happen!
http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/mrtvtyson1/index.html
No1 Mike Tyson boxing Forum, Check it out NOW!
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glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 01 Apr 2004, 17:35

nasty wrote:I'm re-inventing the American Language!!!

Should that be you're re-inventing the ENGLISH language?
Life would be a tad more dull without you Nasty.

The Devil In Roy Jones · Post by **The Devil In Roy Jones** » 01 Apr 2004, 18:32

This was an excellent wind-up on a day when so many 'jokes' were so predictable they just became tiring.