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Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:44
by el_grande_mauro_mina
Course he doesn't, doesn't stop him getting employed - just following Adam Smith into
a career of knowing nothing about what he is meant to be an expert of.
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:44
by Finn
i noticed he didnt say to price you got sparked in 2 you brought the sport into disrepute. Lets be fair audley has been ko'd the last 3 times by wilder, price and haye 3 of the hardest punchers on the planet how many early ko's have those guys got between them. Haye won the european title in 40 seconds and dropped ruiz in about 20. McD who can take a punch was taken out in 1 and skelton 2 by price. Wilder is 28-0 only boxed 48 rounds and has a 100% ko ratio, the majority of wins in the 1st.
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:45
by iamasadlittleboy
damianhucker1 wrote:iamasadlittleboy wrote:He was SPOT ON when he was talking about Audley.
was he eff , he was disgraceful , lets see him take a few shots from wilder :x
Key's isn't a pro boxer, Audley is (apparently). Audley freezes every time he's in a "fight" and we need to stop giving him a chance. Enough is enough.
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:45
by damianhucker1
iamasadlittleboy wrote:What he said about Audley is true, Audley is a joke and I applaud Keys for saying as much as it beats the poo out of fighters trying to defend him.
Mate lets see keys get in the ring with wilder and last so long , it can be over in seconds , doesnt mean the boxer has brought the sport into disrepute , he hasnt got a clue and neither has anyone who agrees with him
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:46
by Teddy's Toupee
reggaereggae wrote:Teddy's Toupee wrote:He's an absolute aching arsehole and decidedly creepy in a pervy consierge sort of way.
Yes. Rumour is he enjoys 'tarmacing'.....vomit
I've just googled "tarmacing"....... projectile vomitting.
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Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:47
by jameswilson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA
Richard Keys has got no knees John Kettley is a weatherman.
Incidentally this band is named after the gang Carlos aka Fat Git was in when he was at Eton College.
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:47
by lefty
jameswilson wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA
Richard Keys has got no knees John Kettley is a weatherman.
Incidentally this band is named after the gang Carlos aka Fat Git was in when he was at Eton College.
Eton

Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:48
by damianhucker1
iamasadlittleboy wrote:damianhucker1 wrote:iamasadlittleboy wrote:He was SPOT ON when he was talking about Audley.
was he eff , he was disgraceful , lets see him take a few shots from wilder :x
Key's isn't a pro boxer, Audley is (apparently). Audley freezes every time he's in a "fight" and we need to stop giving him a chance. Enough is enough.
If you knew anything about boxing you would know its a business and that wilders promoters chose a fight in which he would look like a heavy handed ko artist , audley was always there to lose , its just the way it works , was nothing audley had in his arsenal to stop it happening at his age .
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:48
by iamasadlittleboy
damianhucker1 wrote:iamasadlittleboy wrote:What he said about Audley is true, Audley is a joke and I applaud Keys for saying as much as it beats the poo out of fighters trying to defend him.
Mate lets see keys get in the ring with wilder and last so long , it can be over in seconds , doesnt mean the boxer has brought the sport into disrepute , he hasnt got a clue and neither has anyone who agrees with him
Again why put a sports commentator in to the ring? Audley is an OLYMPIC gold medal winner AND European champion...yet threw what...4 punches against Wilder and the same against Haye...heck how many did he throw against Price? By not fighting I'd say he is bringing the sport in to disrepute.
It can be over in seconds but how many fighters have 3 bouts where they throw next to nothing and fold when they get caught? Harrison crapped his pants when the referee gave them their instructions, like he did against Haye and Price and even Danny Williams all those years back.
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:49
by macaca
jameswilson wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA
Richard Keys has got no knees John Kettley is a weatherman.
Incidentally this band is named after the gang Carlos aka Fat Git was in when he was at Eton College.
I think that I went to school with one of these in Sunderland, could be wrong like
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:50
by damianhucker1
iamasadlittleboy wrote:damianhucker1 wrote:iamasadlittleboy wrote:What he said about Audley is true, Audley is a joke and I applaud Keys for saying as much as it beats the poo out of fighters trying to defend him.
Mate lets see keys get in the ring with wilder and last so long , it can be over in seconds , doesnt mean the boxer has brought the sport into disrepute , he hasnt got a clue and neither has anyone who agrees with him
Again why put a sports commentator in to the ring? Audley is an OLYMPIC gold medal winner AND European champion...yet threw what...4 punches against Wilder and the same against Haye...heck how many did he throw against Price? By not fighting I'd say he is bringing the sport in to disrepute.
It can be over in seconds but how many fighters have 3 bouts where they throw next to nothing and fold when they get caught? Harrison crapped his pants when the referee gave them their instructions, like he did against Haye and Price and even Danny Williams all those years back.
hes just not good enough anymore , but he certainly cant be accused of bringing th sport into disrepute , only someone whos not got a clue would say such things , i think its safe to say youve never boxed yourself .
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:50
by jameswilson
macaca wrote:jameswilson wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA
Richard Keys has got no knees John Kettley is a weatherman.
Incidentally this band is named after the gang Carlos aka Fat Git was in when he was at Eton College.
I think that I went to school with one of these in Sunderland, could be wrong like
They are from Sunderland so you are probably right.
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:51
by iamasadlittleboy
damianhucker1 wrote:
If you knew anything about boxing you would know its a business and that wilders promoters chose a fight in which he would look like a heavy handed ko artist , audley was always there to lose , its just the way it works , was nothing audley had in his arsenal to stop it happening at his age .
So now all commentators and presenters are here to tow the promoters line? If that's the case then Sky commentators and presenters must be fornicating brilliant at their job!
The commentators and presenters aren't there to be cheerleaders to what promoters want but are they to state what happens. I know it's a business but I know that we have our own eyes and I also know I don't like being lied to. It's a disgrace when ANYONE lies to the fans so good on Keys for telling the fans the truth.
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:53
by chiggsy
iamasadlittleboy wrote:He was SPOT ON when he was talking about Audley.
I agree harisson is a fornicating farce and keys was in the right.
Price was trying to defend the undefendable,audley gets too much respect on here.
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:55
by damianhucker1
iamasadlittleboy wrote:damianhucker1 wrote:
If you knew anything about boxing you would know its a business and that wilders promoters chose a fight in which he would look like a heavy handed ko artist , audley was always there to lose , its just the way it works , was nothing audley had in his arsenal to stop it happening at his age .
So now all commentators and presenters are here to tow the promoters line? If that's the case then Sky commentators and presenters must be effing brilliant at their job!
The commentators and presenters aren't there to be cheerleaders to what promoters want but are they to state what happens. I know it's a business but I know that we have our own eyes and I also know I don't like being lied to. It's a disgrace when ANYONE lies to the fans so good on Keys for telling the fans the truth.
I give up on you pal , cant explain to someone who just really hasnt got a clue , of course a presenter is meant to ask questions , but they arent meant to make someone sound like a joke , its not as easy as you may think to climb between the ropes , he didnt ask any questions , he stated his uninformed incorrect disrespectful opinion .
Ive had digs at boxers myself in the past but i wouldnt go as far as keys did tonight
Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:55
by damianhucker1
chiggsy wrote:iamasadlittleboy wrote:He was SPOT ON when he was talking about Audley.
I agree harisson is a effing farce and keys was in the right.
Price was trying to defend the undefendable,audley gets too much respect on here.
So do you not think someone who is risking their life for our entertainment deserves some respect
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Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:57
by lefty
The people agreeing with Keys are misguided. One of the things said was he didnt throw enough punches? How many punches was he supposed of thrown! He got caught about 70 seconds into round 1 ffs! Cmon now.
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:58
by Rockys gum shield
Lets face facts it isn't Audley or the Holyfield's fault they're bringing the sport into the gutter, it's the bloody people giving out the boxing licence's allowing them to fight.
There should be a point where a world wide ban on fighting is put in place.
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:58
by reggaereggae
A lot of conflicting opinions here, all have a point.
Keys was disrespectful and out of line to knowledgeable boxing fans... BUT a lot of casual fans might well agree with him.
As to tarmacing.... You really have to be some kind of twisted pervert to be into that. After his comments, Audley might feel like tarmacing Keys; though unfortunately it sounds like Keys would enjoy it....
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 16:59
by Finn
iamasadlittleboy wrote:damianhucker1 wrote:iamasadlittleboy wrote:What he said about Audley is true, Audley is a joke and I applaud Keys for saying as much as it beats the poo out of fighters trying to defend him.
Mate lets see keys get in the ring with wilder and last so long , it can be over in seconds , doesnt mean the boxer has brought the sport into disrepute , he hasnt got a clue and neither has anyone who agrees with him
Again why put a sports commentator in to the ring? Audley is an OLYMPIC gold medal winner AND European champion...yet threw what...4 punches against Wilder and the same against Haye...heck how many did he throw against Price? By not fighting I'd say he is bringing the sport in to disrepute.
It can be over in seconds but how many fighters have 3 bouts where they throw next to nothing and fold when they get caught? Harrison crapped his pants when the referee gave them their instructions, like he did against Haye and Price and even Danny Williams all those years back.
He's been ko'd early by ko artists wilder has 28 wins by ko and has only fought 48 rounds, price ko'd McD in 1 and Skelton in 2 both guys with chins, haye won his european title in 40 seconds and dropped ruiz in something like 20. How is being ko'd early by the worlds hardest punchers bringing the sport into disrepute ?
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 17:02
by damianhucker1
Rockys gum shield wrote:Lets face facts it isn't Audley or the Holyfield's fault they're bringing the sport into the gutter, it's the bloody people giving out the boxing licence's allowing them to fight.
There should be a point where a world wide ban on fighting is put in place.
Problem with that is when do you decide and how do you decide that enough is enough , remember B-hop is 7 years older than Audley but is world champion
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 17:02
by lefty
Mate lets see keys get in the ring with wilder and last so long , it can be over in seconds , doesnt mean the boxer has brought the sport into disrepute , he hasnt got a clue and neither has anyone who agrees with him[/quote]
Again why put a sports commentator in to the ring? Audley is an OLYMPIC gold medal winner AND European champion...yet threw what...4 punches against Wilder and the same against Haye...heck how many did he throw against Price? By not fighting I'd say he is bringing the sport in to disrepute.
It can be over in seconds but how many fighters have 3 bouts where they throw next to nothing and fold when they get caught? Harrison crapped his pants when the referee gave them their instructions, like he did against Haye and Price and even Danny Williams all those years back.[/quote]
He's been ko'd early by ko artists wilder has 28 wins by ko and has only fought 48 rounds, price ko'd McD in 1 and Skelton in 2 both guys with chins, haye won his european title in 40 seconds and dropped ruiz in something like 20. How is being ko'd early by the worlds hardest punchers bringing the sport into disrepute ?[/quote]
Good post mate.
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 17:03
by iamasadlittleboy
But
damianhucker1 wrote:I give up on you pal , cant explain to someone who just really hasnt got a clue , of course a presenter is meant to ask questions , but they arent meant to make someone sound like a joke , its not as easy as you may think to climb between the ropes , he didnt ask any questions , he stated his uninformed incorrect disrespectful opinion .
Ive had digs at boxers myself in the past but i wouldnt go as far as keys did tonight
But Harrison IS A JOKE the crowd know it, anyone with a brain knows it. If you don't know know it then you're the one with out a clue. How long do we need to have this joke in the sport?
A presenter is meant to tell it like it is, whether that's disrespectful or not is beside the point he doesn't need to sugar coat it.
Keys went as far as he felt was necessary. He didn't say it was easy to get between the ropes but for the amount Audley is getting it's a disgrace the number of chances he's getting...and the way he's being defended! He fleeced us with the Haye fight and now it appears he can fleece us again because we're not allowed to hurt his feelings!
He's "risking his life" for his pay day not our entertainment. I think many of us wouldn't shed a tear if he retired.
And about being stopped by 3 hard punchers it's the fact he did NOTHING against any of them. It's all well and good about being over-whelmed by a guy like Valero but Audley was never over-whelmed from the opening bell he just did nothing in all 3 of those bouts.
Re: RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 17:05
by damianhucker1
iamasadlittleboy wrote:But
damianhucker1 wrote:I give up on you pal , cant explain to someone who just really hasnt got a clue , of course a presenter is meant to ask questions , but they arent meant to make someone sound like a joke , its not as easy as you may think to climb between the ropes , he didnt ask any questions , he stated his uninformed incorrect disrespectful opinion .
Ive had digs at boxers myself in the past but i wouldnt go as far as keys did tonight
But Harrison IS A JOKE the crowd know it, anyone with a brain knows it. If you don't know know it then you're the one with out a clue. How long do we need to have this joke in the sport?
A presenter is meant to tell it like it is, whether that's disrespectful or not is beside the point he doesn't need to sugar coat it.
Keys went as far as he felt was necessary. He didn't say it was easy to get between the ropes but for the amount Audley is getting it's a disgrace the number of chances he's getting...and the way he's being defended! He fleeced us with the Haye fight and now it appears he can fleece us again because we're not allowed to hurt his feelings!
He's "risking his life" for his pay day not our entertainment. I think many of us wouldn't shed a tear if he retired.
And about being stopped by 3 hard punchers it's the fact he did NOTHING against any of them. It's all well and good about being over-whelmed by a guy like Valero but Audley was never over-whelmed from the opening bell he just did nothing in all 3 of those bouts.
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Re: Richard Keys knows nothing about boxing.
Posted: 27 Apr 2013, 17:06
by Ratchet Exits Nu
damianhucker1 wrote:
So do you not think someone who is risking their life for our entertainment deserves some respect
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Well said!
And this is the bottom line.