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gensu3k1 wrote:Tantric sex is sex without ejaculation, not without orgasm.

Rather a nifty trick if you're a man...begs the question, WFT is the point of that?

I'm always leery of these weird (and ultimately rather pointless) mind-game rituals invented by those with ungodly amounts of free time on their hands. I'm probably gonna get jumped on by a bunch of Eastern-philosophy-o-philes for saying so, and for failing to grasp the wonderful karmic and universal-spirit-chakra-insert-random-new-age-babble-here aspects of engaging in mutual masturbation for weeks on end. To that I say: these people really need to get a proper day job, to remind them of the blissful simplicity of working hard, coming home, perhaps cracking open a cold brew and then enjoying a good, healthy shag, and yes, with release. Sometimes the simple, natural way really is better. It just doesn't sell as many new age books and videos.

f****** hell, we`ll have stings laywers round here next.

headhunter wrote:f****** hell, we`ll have stings laywers round here next.

Sting is such a narcissist, he engages in Tantric wanking: "Ooh, 'fraid you're not worthy of my Tantric skills, girl - I'm the only one who is..."

sting always reminds me of that simpsons clip where that bloke (who is probably a household name in the states) runs a lightbulb or a car or something on his own self satification.
every time there is an award ceremony in the states of somekind he always seems to be there doing some off key acoustic or bizarre tempoed version of every move you make with some other b list muso who seems starstruck by old captain tantric himself, this just fuels the halo of smugness which seems to surround him.
then again he`s got to sing something i suppose and his solo stuff is bland in extremis.
allegedly. 8)

bigynzing wrote:

J wrote:
and i got mugged at syringe point wandering round the friggin streets lost cos I was pissed and had enough of the jack the rippers. Great weekend not.
My life's never dull tho.

Now thats what i call a night in the "toon"


Fuckin smack heads...give the region a bad name......

What the fornicate were you doing in Shields...it`s full of slappers

If your ever in the north east try and get to Yarm...its full of posh lasses.......its where i met my girlfriend,,,,they love a bit of rough they do.

good call my mate used to live there, I had bad feelings bout the place as we walked into this rough bar one of the lads who used to live there said oi keep your mouth shut, they dont like cockneys round here.

Joy I wouldnt mind but wasnt even born in london

Eric the Viking wrote:

headhunter wrote:f****** hell, we`ll have stings laywers round here next.

Sting is such a narcissist, he engages in Tantric wanking: "Ooh, 'fraid you're not worthy of my Tantric skills, girl - I'm the only one who is..."

good wrestler though....

Oooooo, that takes me back to my youth.