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Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 07:56
by jamesmcdonnell
Would there was a woman with a mouth to accomodate my might motza balls. Alas, she would have to have a hinged head like herbie hide, though someone what more feminine and attractive one would hope.
God, imagine herbie as a transvestite, you wake up in Ghana in a wedding chapel woozy from the effects of the largactyl, to find yourself arm in arm with your cooing bridge, replete in fishnet tights, the pulls back the veil, and to your blood curdling knob shrinking horror....IT'S HERBIE!
Re: Wish me luck
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 07:56
by bennie
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Off to the USofA tommorow, in preparation for attending the Manny Pacquaoi v JM Marquez fight next week.
Probably won't be spending half my life on here as usual, hopefully boffing pneumatic californian/nevada lovelies instead.
See you all on the other side....
Good choice. Great choice. The real class still lies in the lower weights.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 07:56
by dondada
MightyWarrior wrote:Kilburn wrote:MightyWarrior wrote:
"tea bagging"
What kind of activity is this?
Now.....how do I put this without getting banned. It's a term used in the Californian porn industy, involving one "stud" and two girls.
He's going at it hammer and tongs with one, with the 2nd girl positioned.....underneath him - he then dips down with his cojones, almost like dunking your tea bag - give it a go

Getting my missus to use a tea bag for its conventional purpose is challenge enough.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 07:58
by J
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Would there was a woman with a mouth to accomodate my might motza balls. Alas, she would have to have a hinged head like herbie hide, though someone what more feminine and attractive one would hope.
God, imagine herbie as a transvestite, you wake up in Ghana in a wedding chapel woozy from the effects of the largactyl, to find yourself arm in arm with your cooing bridge, replete in fishnet tights, the pulls back the veil, and to your blood curdling knob shrinking horror....IT'S HERBIE!
james you sick puppy
there goes my lunch was better the first time round

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 07:58
by jamesmcdonnell
Don't hate me, but I managed to get a media pass too, and a cheap room at the MGM grand. All being well I may even get paid something for it too....bout time writing about boxing was good to me, it's been a long and lonely winter.....
Everybody....
Here comes the sun....de-dee-de-dee....
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:00
by J
nice one dont begrudge you that mate, have a wicked time. you logging off yet can I finish my lunch in peace

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:02
by MightyWarrior
Are you meeting Steve Kim and Dougie there James? If yes, make sure you get the sad sacks bloto ( after the fight ) and can you ask them to both stop telling us how "DEEP" the light welterweight divsion is? Why can't they just say it's GOOD.
Why has it got to be DEEP all the time. Thank you.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:04
by jamesmcdonnell
I'll be sitting next to Steve Kim during the fight.
Thing is, I don't even think the Light Welterweights is that deep or good any more. Tszyu is on his way out, Judah may have gone, Mitchell is old, Hatton isn't yet proven, Leija's ancient, big hopes for Cotto, but again, not proven.
The featherweight and super featherweight divisions are more exciting.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:15
by MightyWarrior
I used to rate Abdulaev, but I watched his last one, on the Brewster undercard I think, and he looked terrible. Like a shot fighter almost. I think even Hatton would beat him right now.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:20
by Southpaw Stylist
Good luck McDonnell.
Ask Dougie Fischer why he doesn't think Cotto has looked spectacular in his career (?) and dare him to name a prospect who has looked better. I used to rate Maxboxing.com, but now I think they've sold out and I think K9 and Dougie chat pure fart.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:23
by jamesmcdonnell
Dougie's just had a kid, I dunno about selling out, I think that anyone who writes about boxing a lot tends to err on the side of caution. Cotto may be the best prospect, but he is just that, a prospect.
If he does a number on N'dou, he'll make a believer out of me.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:24
by REAL_DEAL
Hey James, any room in the suit case?
Re: Wish me luck
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:28
by mickeybeard
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Probably won't be spending half my life on here as usual, hopefully boffing pneumatic californian/nevada lovelies instead.
*sigh* Young'uns, eh?
You need to find yourself a good woman. Much more rewarding in the long run when you find the right one.
...Although I'll admit I had a lot of fun looking for the right one.

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:32
by J
lol mickey, my old man always has said that you brains slowly migrate north from little head to big with age

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:43
by jamesmcdonnell
I've had a couple of false alarms, at 33, I'm prepared to accept quick meaningless shag whilst waiting for another keeper to come along.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:45
by mickeybeard
I was being a bit ironic/sarcastic. I'm only 26, and James may well be older than me. He just
acts like a hormonal 16yr old is all.

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:49
by J
aaah sorry didnt know you age, nothign wrong with Mr Mcdonnells behaviour in my book haha

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:53
by jamesmcdonnell
Anyway, when you've got enormous whackers like mine, you've got to keep 'em milked, ever seen a cow which hasn't been tugged at in a while....you get the picture...
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 08:54
by J
for gods sake

Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 09:03
by lirva33
Marquez is gona KO Pacman.
8)
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 09:06
by jamesmcdonnell
It's becoming something of an obsession I admit.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 09:06
by MightyWarrior
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Anyway, when you've got enormous whackers like mine,
You better make sure you declare them at LAX airport then James.
Also, on the questionare customs give you, under the question:
"Do you have any intention of over throwing the American government?"
Write "Yes, sole purpose of visit".
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 09:07
by jamesmcdonnell
Pacman is going to tear through Marquez. it's going to be a hard hard fight, but he is going to stop him in the 11th after having been down himself.
Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 09:13
by J
MightyWarrior wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:Anyway, when you've got enormous whackers like mine,
You better make sure you declare them at LAX airport then James.
Also, on the questionare customs give you, under the question:
"Do you have any intention of over throwing the American government?"
Write "Yes, sole purpose of visit".
haha if he does that he will have his pods pulled to enable a full cavity search, mind you judging on James' prior posts he may well enjoy that haha (as long as done by a female and or herbie hide in drag of course James!

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Posted: 30 Apr 2004, 09:32
by lirva33
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Pacman is going to tear through Marquez. it's going to be a hard hard fight, but he is going to stop him in the 11th after having been down himself.
I hope your man enough to apologise for making that comment after the fight.