Walked past Chris Eubank Sr on Brighton seafront today....

[palooka]

Imagine having sex, only to have Eubank turn up to surprise you.

If I were rich I'd pay him to surprise you with his jodpers and monocle.

[ILikeBeer]

Imagine having sex, only to have Eubank turn up to surprise you.

If I were rich I'd pay him to surprise you with his jodpers and monocle.

I'd probably be more surprised by the fact that I was having sex, then by anything Eubank could do.

[palooka]

Imagine having sex, only to have Eubank turn up to surprise you.

If I were rich I'd pay him to surprise you with his jodpers and monocle.

I'd probably be more surprised by the fact that I was having sex, then by anything Eubank could do.

I'd be so rich I'd pay for you a go

[ILikeBeer]

I'd be so rich I'd pay for you a go

A gentleman would buy me dinner first.....

[palooka]

I'd be so rich I'd pay for you a go

A gentleman would buy me dinner first.....

No starter or pudding, you'll be farting

[Plum Duffet]

Appalling thread, the OP should be ashamed

[Plum Duffet]

as you do

[ILikeBeer]

Appalling thread, the OP should be ashamed

Yeah Wilson.

We're all very disappointed in you.

[Broomhall]

I'd be so rich I'd pay for you a go

A gentleman would buy me dinner first.....

No starter or pudding, you'll be farting

If you guys are curious about trying some bomb door action, may I suggest you get your prostrate checked at your local health centre. This will give you a clearer idea about what it is like to have someone rummaging around down there. All free and carried out by a medical profesional.

[cutsman]