Re: P4P Duck List update for January 2015
Posted: 03 Jan 2015, 14:09
Huh? Where's Mariota?!!Amsterdam wrote:The January 2015 P4P Duck List -
1. Fraud Duckweather - Nobody can dethrone the progenitor. Pop quiz Flomos - what does the word "progenitor" mean?
2. Aducknis "Superduck" Chickenson tie w/Peter "Kid Ducklet" Quillin - Two different kinds of pathetic ducks. No further description necessary if you've been following boxing at all as of late.
3. Leo Duckta Cruz - Yes my friends, this DUCK is making headways at almost competing with the best. Outright admittance to ducking Rigo and doing nothing but fighting sparring partners and the dreaded "TBA". Haymon owns this Ducky Duck.
4. Danny "Cherry" Garcia - Ducking Herrera rematch. Ducking Matthysse rematch. Ducking Peterson. Fighting light hitting overmatched low level fighters and the dreaded "TBA". He is the model of the new Haymon fighter. Why is he lower than Duckta Cruz? Well, he did at least fight some good opposition before Haymon got ahold of his soul. It's almost like Mayweather in fact where Mayweather accomplished some stuff before becoming the GOAT duck.
5. A Mere Con - He just fought a decent Welter contender, so why? Well, that was pure obligation on his part. He looked good. But now you hear "Kell Brook isn't in my league". Ducking Kell Brook like he's done for two years. He's not going to face any Welterweight hitters and he's languishing around to be Fraud Duckweather's next opponent like a pathetic, brown nosing servant boy.
6. Julio Cesar Duckvez Jr - LOL... everyone in the 160-175 weight range wants to fight this clown and he's gone into negotiations and backed out of Ward, 3G and Froch and has done nothing but fight a journeyman twice and smoke his weight in marijuana while sitting around in his pink panties. He's been a duck his entire career though and was given the red carpet ride. Sergio was supposed to be an aged easy scrap for Duckvez Jr and since then he's just acted like he's going to fight and then backed out. Duckity Duckity Duck.
7. Anthony Duckerell - "I won't fight George Groves unless the money is right". Let me translate that Haymon speak into standard English:
"George Groves is too dangerous for me"
8. Mikey Quackcia - Lol... what's he doing? Going to 140 to chest thump and avoid Crawford and Gamboa some more? Yes. But, having beaten some solid fighters already, he's lower on the ducklist than some other self entitled Haymon puppets. Plus, he wanted to be a cop and that means he was ducking having any shred of morality.
9. Demetrius "DuckBoo" Andrade - Let's see... feints like he's going to fight some serious fighters, then backs out and says what?... "The money isn't there". On the shelf now and in the DuckList.
10. Keith "Duck Time" Thurman - Let's hope he breaks out of this and becomes what we thought he could have been...
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Duckers need to be called out in print and public for any change to happen.
Ring Magazine needs to start posting up a P4P Duck List just like this.