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Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 13 May 2015, 16:45
by Galvanised Clout
That's really interesting, thanks for that.

I wondered at the time why he only played an 'American Tune' (considering his snazzy waist coat had both US/UK flags on it) and I sensed something was amiss after watching the poor sod:

1. Take the mouthpiece out and look somewhat p*ssed off.

2, Wave his arm in the air in what seemed to be some desperation.

Feel a bit bad about mocking him now, must have been excruciating for him. Were you involved in the promotion in some way?

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 13 May 2015, 17:02
by Galvanised Clout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HVkUIW_wHo

Tried to find 'Ferry Cross The Mersey' but this is next best thing I suppose?

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 14:15
by craigstephen
Galvanised Clout wrote:Were you involved in the promotion in some way?
I was Maloney Promotions ring announcer at the time.

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 14:30
by Galvanised Clout
I see, cheers :TU:

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 16:47
by forcefraser
For 50k cash, would you bum kellie? I don't think I could do it, even badly wasted.

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 16:54
by Galvanised Clout
She now has an approximation of female genitalia, so you don't just have to 'bum' her . . .

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:08
by forcefraser
Galvanised Clout wrote:She now has an approximation of female genitalia, so you don't just have to 'bum' her . . .
If 50k's on the line, despite my concerns, I'd go arse before split monkey's head.

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:10
by handsofstone
forcefraser wrote:
Galvanised Clout wrote:She now has an approximation of female genitalia, so you don't just have to 'bum' her . . .
If 50k's on the line, despite my concerns, I'd go arse before split monkey's head.
:lol: :surprised:

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:10
by Tomasino
forcefraser wrote:
Galvanised Clout wrote:She now has an approximation of female genitalia, so you don't just have to 'bum' her . . .
If 50k's on the line, despite my concerns, I'd go arse before split monkey's head.

:OhYes:

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:13
by Galvanised Clout
She's paid a mint for that new flange by all accounts and will probably demand that as the point of entry ?

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:15
by handsofstone
Galvanised Clout wrote:She's paid a mint for that new flange by all accounts and will probably demand that as the point of entry ?
:DD

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:18
by Galvanised Clout
Years ago when Frank was knocking about in his comedy Union Jack suits, did you ever envisage the day would come when you'd be discussing sodomizing him?

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Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:18
by reggaereggae
Galvanised Clout wrote:She's paid a mint for that new flange by all accounts and will probably demand that as the point of entry ?
I imagine if you paid for it, it would have to be a neat little punny, not some overfilled kebab type look. Kellie's fanny is probably one of the best on the market.

I tell you, this is probably the weirdest boxing story I have ever heard.... It shows us what a strange new world we live in....

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:25
by handsofstone
Bonkers

Re: Kellie Maloney

Posted: 14 May 2015, 17:29
by Galvanised Clout
Nice Terriers :TU:

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