Maria Sharapova

neil r · Post by **neil r** » 01 Jul 2004, 15:48

neil r wrote:
Dutch Windmill wrote:jesus christ? you call those women? where are all the curves?
fill your boots dutch mate!! ....... http://bbwdatefinder.com/

or clogs i suppose, just before anyone else says it!!

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 01 Jul 2004, 15:54

neil r wrote:or clogs i suppose, just before anyone else says it!!

Oh, I'm sure Dutch is getting wood alright, from visiting that site you gave. Whether he decides to turn it into clogs is up to him.

Dutch Windmill · Post by **Dutch Windmill** » 01 Jul 2004, 16:13

unbelievers...closet fags

This is what I call a woman:

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 01 Jul 2004, 17:03

Dutch Windmill wrote:unbelievers...closet fags

This is what I call a woman:

I'll take Alicia Keys over Beyonce anyday.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 01 Jul 2004, 17:14

Both Sharapova and Serena won their semifinal matches in 3 sets, so it's Booty vs. Beauty in the final. Dutch is happy, Vike is happy, it's a win-win all around:

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis ... id=1832632

BTW, Sharapova semifinal victim Davenport says this may have been her final Wimbledon, as she's ready to settle down and start a family:

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis ... id=1832764

Now Lindsay is not pretty by conventional standards of beauty, but she's got a not-too-bad body, nice long legs and she's very athletic, so I'm sure she could, um, really go three sets in the bedroom. ;) Any volunteers? A thousand free posts to the first man to step up and take one for the team, as it were. Big girls need love, too. I'd volunteer myself but I'm, uh, really busy just now - yes, that's it, I'm expecting a really important phone call, or something.

Freiheit · Post by **Freiheit** » 01 Jul 2004, 17:17

I would mind doing Davenport. She got lots of money and she is pretty tall for a woman which is a + for me.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 01 Jul 2004, 17:28

Freiheit wrote:I would mind doing Davenport. She got lots of money and she is pretty tall for a woman which is a + for me.

Tall chicks rule! There's all that territory to roam, you feel like some intrepid explorer, tramping through the steamy rainforests of Borneo, looking for a clearing or lush hilltop on which to plant your flag..."Doctor Ragingbone, I presume?"

I dated a 6'1" babe in college once, she looked a lot like Jennifer Beals ... all my buddies just referred to her as "The Amazon." Damn, she was fine. I could spend the better part of an evening just nibbling my way from her toes to her knees. Not that I stopped at her knees, lovely as they were...

Freiheit · Post by **Freiheit** » 01 Jul 2004, 17:46

I knew one that was 190cm which was perfect for me (pretty tall myself). How much is 6'1" in cm?

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 01 Jul 2004, 17:56

Freiheit wrote:I knew one that was 190cm which was perfect for me (pretty tall myself). How much is 6'1" in cm?

6'1" = 73 inches * 2.54 cm/inch = 185 cm.

190 cm is 6 foot 3 inches, which is pretty damn big. Is that her below on the left?

Dutch Windmill · Post by **Dutch Windmill** » 02 Jul 2004, 01:48

Davenport? getthefokouttahere She's got no curves. I wouldn't do her if I was two years without.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 02 Jul 2004, 04:33

Davenport looks like a rottweiler.

I'll take any of the 16-18 year olds. ;)

Loftgroov · Post by **Loftgroov** » 02 Jul 2004, 05:38

Did someone say Hingis??? Oh dear.

Short, quite a big arse, and a slightly round/mongoloid face. Jeeezzzz...

The Gaffer · Post by **The Gaffer** » 02 Jul 2004, 05:42

Davenport looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 02 Jul 2004, 06:04

I'm more of a Sue Barker fan myself.

E · Post by E » 02 Jul 2004, 10:41

Sharapova is lovely but will unfortunately get destroyed by that She-male Serena Williams.

Smit · Post by **Smit** » 02 Jul 2004, 10:47

E wrote:Sharapova is lovely but will unfortunately get destroyed by that She-male Serena Williams.

I'm not so sure.

I rekon it could be alot closer than some people imagine.
Could even go into 3 sets

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 02 Jul 2004, 11:02

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 02 Jul 2004, 11:26

Definitely prefer the second picture.

tolstoy · Post by **tolstoy** » 02 Jul 2004, 11:57

Loftgroov wrote:Did someone say Hingis??? Oh dear.

Short, quite a big arse, and a slightly round/mongoloid face. Jeeezzzz...

Are you saying you wouldn't do her?

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 02 Jul 2004, 11:59

tolstoy wrote:Short, quite a big arse

Well that's a bloody good start if you ask me.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 02 Jul 2004, 11:59

Apologies to Dutch "Big Black Booty Fan" Windmill, but I vote "none of the above" with respect to the Serena pics. She and Frenchman Amelie Mauresmo could have an armwrestling contest, though. Or they could compare man-tattoos.

Loftgroov · Post by **Loftgroov** » 02 Jul 2004, 15:45

tolstoy wrote:
Loftgroov wrote:Did someone say Hingis??? Oh dear.

Short, quite a big arse, and a slightly round/mongoloid face. Jeeezzzz...
Are you saying you wouldn't do her?

Yes....I'm saying I wouldn't do her.

Well... I could name christ knows how many other female tennis players I would rather do than her. Put it that way!

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 02 Jul 2004, 15:48

lirva33 wrote:Oh My GOD!!! She is oficially the FINEST girl in the WORLD! Those TINNNY LITTLE PANTIES She WEARS!!! I WOULD ANNIALATE HER PUSSY!!!!!!

Just had to get that out.

Please delete.

She is gorgeous although the forum could most probably have down without the moronic rapist-material disturbing comment above.

lirva33 · Post by **lirva33** » 02 Jul 2004, 15:53

Wow, I didn't think this thread would last 10 minutes to be honest.

Sharapova will do it. She'll beat Williams. She played her last year and lost 6-3 6-4 but that was a different Sharapova. This one uses angles better than any woman in the game and has got unbelievable power for a 17 year old. She never gives up either.

Prediction: Williams gets served by Sharapova 6-4 6-4.

And why not have some more Sharapova goodness?

I love the way she walks.

Southpaw Stylist · Post by **Southpaw Stylist** » 02 Jul 2004, 18:54

I'd like to have a sex sandwich with Sharapova and Serena.

Maria Sharapova

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