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Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 15:48
by neil r
neil r wrote:
Dutch Windmill wrote:jesus christ? you call those women? where are all the curves?
fill your boots dutch mate!! :wink: ....... http://bbwdatefinder.com/
or clogs i suppose, just before anyone else says it!! :lol:

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 15:54
by Eric the Viking
neil r wrote:or clogs i suppose, just before anyone else says it!! :lol:
Oh, I'm sure Dutch is getting wood alright, from visiting that site you gave. Whether he decides to turn it into clogs is up to him.

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 16:13
by Dutch Windmill
unbelievers...closet fags :lol:

This is what I call a woman:

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Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 17:03
by glittermonkey
Dutch Windmill wrote:unbelievers...closet fags :lol:

This is what I call a woman:

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I'll take Alicia Keys over Beyonce anyday. :TU:

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 17:14
by Eric the Viking
Both Sharapova and Serena won their semifinal matches in 3 sets, so it's Booty vs. Beauty in the final. Dutch is happy, Vike is happy, it's a win-win all around:

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis ... id=1832632

BTW, Sharapova semifinal victim Davenport says this may have been her final Wimbledon, as she's ready to settle down and start a family:

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis ... id=1832764

Now Lindsay is not pretty by conventional standards of beauty, but she's got a not-too-bad body, nice long legs and she's very athletic, so I'm sure she could, um, really go three sets in the bedroom. ;) Any volunteers? A thousand free posts to the first man to step up and take one for the team, as it were. Big girls need love, too. I'd volunteer myself but I'm, uh, really busy just now - yes, that's it, I'm expecting a really important phone call, or something. :TU:

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 17:17
by Freiheit
I would mind doing Davenport. She got lots of money and she is pretty tall for a woman which is a + for me.

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 17:28
by Eric the Viking
Freiheit wrote:I would mind doing Davenport. She got lots of money and she is pretty tall for a woman which is a + for me.
Tall chicks rule! There's all that territory to roam, you feel like some intrepid explorer, tramping through the steamy rainforests of Borneo, looking for a clearing or lush hilltop on which to plant your flag..."Doctor Ragingbone, I presume?"

I dated a 6'1" babe in college once, she looked a lot like Jennifer Beals ... all my buddies just referred to her as "The Amazon." Damn, she was fine. I could spend the better part of an evening just nibbling my way from her toes to her knees. Not that I stopped at her knees, lovely as they were...

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 17:46
by Freiheit
I knew one that was 190cm which was perfect for me (pretty tall myself). How much is 6'1" in cm?

Posted: 01 Jul 2004, 17:56
by Eric the Viking
Freiheit wrote:I knew one that was 190cm which was perfect for me (pretty tall myself). How much is 6'1" in cm?
6'1" = 73 inches * 2.54 cm/inch = 185 cm.

190 cm is 6 foot 3 inches, which is pretty damn big. Is that her below on the left?

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Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 01:48
by Dutch Windmill
Davenport? getthefokouttahere She's got no curves. I wouldn't do her if I was two years without.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 04:33
by nickd
Davenport looks like a rottweiler.

I'll take any of the 16-18 year olds. ;)

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 05:38
by Loftgroov
Did someone say Hingis??? Oh dear.

Short, quite a big arse, and a slightly round/mongoloid face. Jeeezzzz...

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 05:42
by The Gaffer
Davenport looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 06:04
by Guest
I'm more of a Sue Barker fan myself.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 10:41
by E
Sharapova is lovely but will unfortunately get destroyed by that She-male Serena Williams.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 10:47
by Smit
E wrote:Sharapova is lovely but will unfortunately get destroyed by that She-male Serena Williams.
I'm not so sure.

I rekon it could be alot closer than some people imagine.
Could even go into 3 sets

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 11:02
by knockout
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Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 11:26
by Kilburn
Definitely prefer the second picture.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 11:57
by tolstoy
Loftgroov wrote:Did someone say Hingis??? Oh dear.

Short, quite a big arse, and a slightly round/mongoloid face. Jeeezzzz...
Are you saying you wouldn't do her? :-?

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Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 11:59
by Kilburn
tolstoy wrote:Short, quite a big arse
Well that's a bloody good start if you ask me.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 11:59
by Eric the Viking
Apologies to Dutch "Big Black Booty Fan" Windmill, but I vote "none of the above" with respect to the Serena pics. She and Frenchman Amelie Mauresmo could have an armwrestling contest, though. Or they could compare man-tattoos.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 15:45
by Loftgroov
tolstoy wrote:
Loftgroov wrote:Did someone say Hingis??? Oh dear.

Short, quite a big arse, and a slightly round/mongoloid face. Jeeezzzz...
Are you saying you wouldn't do her? :-?

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Yes....I'm saying I wouldn't do her.

Well... I could name christ knows how many other female tennis players I would rather do than her. Put it that way!

Re: Maria Sharapova

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 15:48
by Goz
lirva33 wrote:Oh My GOD!!! She is oficially the FINEST girl in the WORLD! Those TINNNY LITTLE PANTIES She WEARS!!! I WOULD ANNIALATE HER PUSSY!!!!!!

Just had to get that out.


Please delete.
She is gorgeous although the forum could most probably have down without the moronic rapist-material disturbing comment above.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 15:53
by lirva33
Wow, I didn't think this thread would last 10 minutes to be honest.

Sharapova will do it. She'll beat Williams. She played her last year and lost 6-3 6-4 but that was a different Sharapova. This one uses angles better than any woman in the game and has got unbelievable power for a 17 year old. She never gives up either.

Prediction: Williams gets served by Sharapova 6-4 6-4.

And why not have some more Sharapova goodness?

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I love the way she walks.

Posted: 02 Jul 2004, 18:54
by Southpaw Stylist
I'd like to have a sex sandwich with Sharapova and Serena.