What Excuse Will Fury Use When He Loses?

[keithmoonhangover]

Seems odd someone would make a thread like this about one of their 'favourite fighters'.

Just because I'm a Fury fan, doesn't mean I am biased. He's gonna lose mate and this thread is a bit of fun.

[Tarkus]

I had to take chances. Listen nobody goes to Germany right, and is given the title right. I am a fighting man, a gypsy warrior, bred and born to fight. Klitschko never seen anyone like me, he was scared, he chose those non punchers gloves. Listen, he is a great champion, I am not taking anything away form him. Thats what happens, you take chances, go in his backyard. Wlad do you want a rematch? If you are such a great champion you say you are, speaking million languages, how about you come over in the UK, lets have a real fight, with real gloves, you stiff idiot.

[macaca]

Who is it sanctioned by? I can see Tyson tasting the canvas but getting up a number of times...

[Marlo Stanfield]

AJ will never have the success Bruno had, in and out of the ring.

you sure about that?

[mickey1975]

AJ will never have the success Bruno had, in and out of the ring.

you sure about that?

Yes. Doubt he'll be WBC champ and KNOW he'll never be as popular as Frank outside the ring. Frank is a national treasure.

[Counter-puncher]

I had to take chances. Listen nobody goes to Germany right, and is given the title right. I am a fighting man, a gypsy warrior, bred and born to fight. Klitschko never seen anyone like me, he was scared, he chose those non punchers gloves. Listen, he is a great champion, I am not taking anything away form him. Thats what happens, you take chances, go in his backyard. Wlad do you want a rematch? If you are such a great champion you say you are, speaking million languages, how about you come over in the UK, lets have a real fight, with real gloves, you stiff idiot.

[danamba7]

AJ will never have the success Bruno had, in and out of the ring.

you sure about that?

Yes. Doubt he'll be WBC champ and KNOW he'll never be as popular as Frank outside the ring. Frank is a national treasure.

Huh? I'd give him a decent chance Vs Wilder now never mind in the future.

[keithmoonhangover]

Huh? I'd give him a decent chance Vs Wilder now never mind in the future.

Wilder will have lost to Povetkin by the time Joshua gets a shot.

[bripez]

I had to take chances. Listen nobody goes to Germany right, and is given the title right. I am a fighting man, a gypsy warrior, bred and born to fight. Klitschko never seen anyone like me, he was scared, he chose those non punchers gloves. Listen, he is a great champion, I am not taking anything away form him. Thats what happens, you take chances, go in his backyard. Wlad do you want a rematch? If you are such a great champion you say you are, speaking million languages, how about you come over in the UK, lets have a real fight, with real gloves, you stiff idiot.

Ha Ha - when I was reading that I could actually hear/see Tyson saying it!

I was watching an IFL interview the other day that was really funny - Tyson going on about as a gypsy warrior he is also an adaptor and a chameleon - not like Vlad.

He said that if you dropped him in Africa in the middle of the jungle then he would come out with a chinchilla on his head and a millionaire (because he is an adaptor), whereas Vlad would get killed by a lion.

Proper funny - no idea where he gets this stuff from.

[Batley18]

I had to take chances. Listen nobody goes to Germany right, and is given the title right. I am a fighting man, a gypsy warrior, bred and born to fight. Klitschko never seen anyone like me, he was scared, he chose those non punchers gloves. Listen, he is a great champion, I am not taking anything away form him. Thats what happens, you take chances, go in his backyard. Wlad do you want a rematch? If you are such a great champion you say you are, speaking million languages, how about you come over in the UK, lets have a real fight, with real gloves, you stiff idiot.

Uncanny

[Boxerbeetle]

I was watching an IFL interview the other day that was really funny - Tyson going on about as a gypsy warrior he is also an adaptor and a chameleon - not like Vlad.

He said that if you dropped him in Africa in the middle of the jungle then he would come out with a chinchilla on his head and a millionaire (because he is an adaptor), whereas Vlad would get killed by a lion.

Proper funny - no idea where he gets this stuff from.

[mickey1975]

I actually lol'd at the Chinchilla on his head bit when he said it.

[bripez]

I actually lol'd at the Chinchilla on his head bit when he said it.

I am laughing now thinking about it - some of the stuff he comes out with is tv gold.

My favourite moment is (Live on Channel 5) when he had a go at David Price and "his gay lover" Boomer - I could just imagine the TV producers faces when he came out with that stuff.

The Steve Cunningham fight when he took the mike and starting singing was also priceless - the Yanks have seen some mad shit but even they didn't know what was going on.

[Rexob]

I actually lol'd at the Chinchilla on his head bit when he said it.

That is funny, I just imagined him in the film Jumanji, in the scene where Robin Williams first comes out of the Jungle except it's Tyson with a Chinchilla on his head Got to love the Tyson makes me laugh every time in interviews

[reggaereggae]

I had to take chances. Listen nobody goes to Germany right, and is given the title right. I am a fighting man, a gypsy warrior, bred and born to fight. Klitschko never seen anyone like me, he was scared, he chose those non punchers gloves. Listen, he is a great champion, I am not taking anything away form him. Thats what happens, you take chances, go in his backyard. Wlad do you want a rematch? If you are such a great champion you say you are, speaking million languages, how about you come over in the UK, lets have a real fight, with real gloves, you stiff idiot.

I think word for word if it goes the distance. If he gets ironed the eff out it might be trickier: "dddribbbbbleeee dribbbblleeee gypsy ......dribble......stiff......drool...... In a field....pfft"
"bitter herr Fury! Talking is werbotten! It is necessary to keep zer mouth shut vhile der Furher, I mean herr Doktor vill vire your jaw in ein minuten!"

[Finn]

I expect Fury to get KO'd middle round, having said that i'd love to see him win.

If he loses a fair fight i think he will admit the better man one.

BUT im starting to think Fury has a little bit more of a chance than i first though due to a few factors -
1. Wlad has been knocked out a couple of times, he hasnt been knocked out since because no one has landed a full bodied shot on him - however all the people he has fought have been shorter and with a shorter reach. Tyson may find it easier to land.

2. A lot of the fights where the opponent was expected to do well, wlad leaned all over them and outright cheated; he should have been DQ'd in the povetkin fight it was ridiculous. He's not going to be able to lean all over Fury.

3. The one thing we havent seen a fighter do is rough Wlad up and brawl with him, that might be the one tactic that can actually work.