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Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 20 Oct 2016, 09:43
by jamesmcdonnell
mickey1975 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
lefty wrote: Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .
Well, that kind of material takes 1000's of years to biodegrade, it will be still pristine in his pine box, when Colin has turned to dust.
Colin is immortal.
I heard he body-doubled for Mum-Ra in the upcoming live action version of thundercats.

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 11:59
by magwitch
mickey1975 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
lefty wrote: Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .
Well, that kind of material takes 1000's of years to biodegrade, it will be still pristine in his pine box, when Colin has turned to dust.
Colin is immortal.
His hair certainly seems to be!

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 12:01
by magwitch
jamesmcdonnell wrote:That's nothing, I saw him hand-washing it in the sink at the MEN arena at Hatton v Tackie!
:lol: I was at that bloody fight as well! Sounds like a good addition to the undercard.

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 12:05
by magwitch
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
lefty wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
I reckon his syrup must be 30 years old as well.
Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .
Well, that kind of material takes 1000's of years to biodegrade, it will be still pristine in his pine box, when Colin has turned to dust.

Shouldn’t laugh......oh f*ck it, yes I should...that one tickled me. I’ve just got an image of a nylon hair-piece in pristine condition in about 150yrs :lol:

I only got dragged into this cos I’m curious as to why it’s a syrup? Is it some old fashioned cockney dessert or summat.....syrup and fig?

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 12:08
by forcefraser
An old tarts clunge hair. Simples as that.

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 12:38
by jamesmcdonnell
magwitch wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:
lefty wrote: Definietly got his money's worth out of it then .... .
Well, that kind of material takes 1000's of years to biodegrade, it will be still pristine in his pine box, when Colin has turned to dust.

Shouldn’t laugh......oh f*ck it, yes I should...that one tickled me. I’ve just got an image of a nylon hair-piece in pristine condition in about 150yrs :lol:

I only got dragged into this cos I’m curious as to why it’s a syrup? Is it some old fashioned cockney dessert or summat.....syrup and fig?

Mate, that wig has a half life like plutonium - it will probably still be around when the earth is swallowed up by the sun, skulking in the corner of old Harty's pine box.

Syrup of figs - used to be given to people suffering from constipation.

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 12:50
by boxingknockout
Has anyone emailed him for a definitive answer?

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 16:57
by Neil Gee
Colin Hart works for 'The Sun'. What more need be said?

Re: Colin Hart, Is It A Syrup ?

Posted: 22 Oct 2016, 10:33
by Grilling Machine
Wogan had three lids, apparently, but the difference is that he only appeared on TV once a week at most. You can transition short-medium or medium-long when folks haven't seen you since the last Points of View, but it's always gonna be super-obvious between Friday and Monday.

Only time it bothers me is if I'm wearing a hat and meet someone I fancy. But if the hat's already off, who cares.