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Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 11:56
by kbackup408
MightyWarrior wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:
No. I don't do enough coke to really effect my appetite. I maybe do 1/2 a gram a week, not really enough to disrupt anything. I never do it two days in a row either.
Same. Most weekends I'll get a half gram of proper. That and 8 pint cans tends to do me fine if I'm watching boxing or whatever. Can't sleep afterwards for love nor money though! End up rolling about the bed like Renton in trainspotting!
Take 1 or 2 Phenergan ( old fashioned non prescription antihistamine ) safe as houses & you'll be dozing within 30 min.
This post is turning into an episode of Narcos haha

Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 12:03
by Stuarty
kbackup408 wrote:MightyWarrior wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:
Same. Most weekends I'll get a half gram of proper. That and 8 pint cans tends to do me fine if I'm watching boxing or whatever. Can't sleep afterwards for love nor money though! End up rolling about the bed like Renton in trainspotting!
Take 1 or 2 Phenergan ( old fashioned non prescription antihistamine ) safe as houses & you'll be dozing within 30 min.
This post is turning into an episode of Narcos haha

Usually I just want myself in to a total state of trance and fall asleep but nowadays I struggle to string a stiffy on the marching powder! Next day I'm like a dog in heat though!
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 12:07
by forcefraser
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:
No. I don't do enough coke to really effect my appetite. I maybe do 1/2 a gram a week, not really enough to disrupt anything. I never do it two days in a row either.
Same. Most weekends I'll get a half gram of proper. That and 8 pint cans tends to do me fine if I'm watching boxing or whatever. Can't sleep afterwards for love nor money though! End up rolling about the bed like Renton in trainspotting!
To be honest, I'd usually be sharing mine as well. The other night I shared 1 1/2 between 3 people, and I was right twatted.
This casual discussion of class A drug abuse both shocks and disgusts me. I come on here to discuss boxing, not to hear sordid tales of drug lashings and folk off their bonces on ecstacy cakes.
Never have I been so repulsed in my life, well not since Maloney sent out the two flag waving midgets for Price v Thompson II.
Costs a fortune over here by the way. Expect of PM from me shortly requesting a small package in the post addressed to norway

Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 12:17
by Stuarty
forcefraser wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:
Same. Most weekends I'll get a half gram of proper. That and 8 pint cans tends to do me fine if I'm watching boxing or whatever. Can't sleep afterwards for love nor money though! End up rolling about the bed like Renton in trainspotting!
To be honest, I'd usually be sharing mine as well. The other night I shared 1 1/2 between 3 people, and I was right twatted.
This casual discussion of class A drug abuse both shocks and disgusts me. I come on here to discuss boxing, not to hear sordid tales of drug lashings and folk off their bonces on ecstacy cakes.
Never have I been so repulsed in my life, well not since Maloney sent out the two flag waving midgets for Price v Thompson II.
Costs a fortune over here by the way. Expect of PM from me shortly requesting a small package in the post addressed to norway

I'll send you some if you send some of these ecstasy cakes in return

Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 12:19
by forcefraser
Stuarty30 wrote:forcefraser wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:
To be honest, I'd usually be sharing mine as well. The other night I shared 1 1/2 between 3 people, and I was right twatted.
This casual discussion of class A drug abuse both shocks and disgusts me. I come on here to discuss boxing, not to hear sordid tales of drug lashings and folk off their bonces on ecstacy cakes.
Never have I been so repulsed in my life, well not since Maloney sent out the two flag waving midgets for Price v Thompson II.
Costs a fortune over here by the way. Expect of PM from me shortly requesting a small package in the post addressed to norway

I'll send you some if you and some of these ecstasy cakes in return

I'll tell the missus to get baking

Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 12:26
by Loynesy
I'm currently in Norway (the lovely Hemsedal). Given the cost of booze, the last thing you need is something that enables you to drink more of it.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 12:47
by kbackup408
Stuarty30 wrote:forcefraser wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:
To be honest, I'd usually be sharing mine as well. The other night I shared 1 1/2 between 3 people, and I was right twatted.
This casual discussion of class A drug abuse both shocks and disgusts me. I come on here to discuss boxing, not to hear sordid tales of drug lashings and folk off their bonces on ecstacy cakes.
Never have I been so repulsed in my life, well not since Maloney sent out the two flag waving midgets for Price v Thompson II.
Costs a fortune over here by the way. Expect of PM from me shortly requesting a small package in the post addressed to norway

I'll send you some if you send some of these ecstasy cakes in return

Guess you lads won't be interested in some brownies ? haha
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 13:04
by jamesmcdonnell
Loynesy wrote:I'm currently in Norway (the lovely Hemsedal). Given the cost of booze, the last thing you need is something that enables you to drink more of it.
Don't they have any local spirit that's cheap.
A mate lives in Norway, he loves whisky, but over there a bottle of teachers if 45 quid he said.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 13:25
by forcefraser
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Loynesy wrote:I'm currently in Norway (the lovely Hemsedal). Given the cost of booze, the last thing you need is something that enables you to drink more of it.
Don't they have any local spirit that's cheap.
A mate lives in Norway, he loves whisky, but over there a bottle of teachers if 45 quid he said.
Hemsedal? Nice place. You must be skiing? Word of advice. When the local redneck muppets spill drinks on you and dont apologise, it's not personal, just an inherent lack of manners.
At closing time, drop keks, shove meat and veg through legs, silence of the lambs style and shout "shotgun"
If that doesn't pull you a bird up there, nothing will
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 13:40
by forcefraser
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Loynesy wrote:I'm currently in Norway (the lovely Hemsedal). Given the cost of booze, the last thing you need is something that enables you to drink more of it.
Don't they have any local spirit that's cheap.
A mate lives in Norway, he loves whisky, but over there a bottle of teachers if 45 quid he said.
No cheap local alternative. I once paid 17 quid for 330ml of rancid pale ale. The nuggets were loving it as the only other option was their fizzy pish lager at 10 quid for 400ml.
It's a complete joke, but not a funny one. The girls make up for it to some extent. Filthy, game and dont mind a bit of tea towel holder once bladdered
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 15:33
by Loynesy
forcefraser wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:Loynesy wrote:I'm currently in Norway (the lovely Hemsedal). Given the cost of booze, the last thing you need is something that enables you to drink more of it.
Don't they have any local spirit that's cheap.
A mate lives in Norway, he loves whisky, but over there a bottle of teachers if 45 quid he said.
Hemsedal? Nice place. You must be skiing? Word of advice. When the local redneck muppets spill drinks on you and dont apologise, it's not personal, just an inherent lack of manners.
At closing time, drop keks, shove meat and veg through legs, silence of the lambs style and shout "shotgun"
If that doesn't pull you a bird up there, nothing will
I am skiiing, brought my 6 year old son. A very different "boy's trip" than the ones I'm used to....
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 18:36
by Supremo
I'd have said he was 25 stone in that kebab house photo. To look fat as fornicate at his height takes serious serious weight gain.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 18:38
by HomicideHenry
Hard to tell whether he is or not. 350 pounds sounds like ALOT, that was the same weight as former strongman Geoff Capes and he looked enormous (but then again Capes was 6'5" so he'd look big for the weight). I suspect Fury is 300 pounds, nearly the same weight as Valuev was (320), but this is really nothing new as far as I'm concerned. Remember when Fury fought Joe Abell and was 274 pounds and he insisted he lost some weight for that fight? I suspect when he's not training he does walk around 280-290 anyways, but with this long lay off he probably is 300+.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 10 Mar 2017, 22:52
by jamesmcdonnell
HomicideHenry wrote:Hard to tell whether he is or not. 350 pounds sounds like ALOT, that was the same weight as former strongman Geoff Capes and he looked enormous (but then again Capes was 6'5" so he'd look big for the weight). I suspect Fury is 300 pounds, nearly the same weight as Valuev was (320), but this is really nothing new as far as I'm concerned. Remember when Fury fought Joe Abell and was 274 pounds and he insisted he lost some weight for that fight? I suspect when he's not training he does walk around 280-290 anyways, but with this long lay off he probably is 300+.
Lewis was 300 a few years after retiring and getting a bit lazy so Fury could easy.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 11 Mar 2017, 00:07
by Like a Boss
Whether he is 23 stone or 25 stone, Fury is monstrous.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 11 Mar 2017, 02:31
by Evander
From out here ... love Tyson great bloke.
Has all the hallmarks of being a once a year boxer when all is said and done.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 11 Mar 2017, 03:19
by Tarkus
Yes he is the first heavy weight world champion (according to some) visible from space.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 11 Mar 2017, 15:54
by Terminator666
I saw a picture of him topless on holiday about two months ago in Florida and he looked absolutely gross- extremely over weight
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 12 Mar 2017, 22:03
by Wales
Soon come off in camp won't it. There's over 8 weeks till fight night.
Random rough example - Hatton regularly came down from about 180 to 140. So he was 77% of his starting weight. If Fury is 320 and drops to say 270 he would be 84% of his starting weight.
Weight wont be the problem.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 13 Mar 2017, 02:57
by Deadendgeneration
Terminator666 wrote:I saw a picture of him topless on holiday about two months ago in Florida and he looked absolutely gross- extremely over weight
Manage to crack one out?
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 13 Mar 2017, 04:05
by BitPlayer
Wales wrote:Soon come off in camp won't it. There's over 8 weeks till fight night.
Random rough example - Hatton regularly came down from about 180 to 140. So he was 77% of his starting weight. If Fury is 320 and drops to say 270 he would be 84% of his starting weight.
Weight wont be the problem.
Yeah, I think he seems to bloat up when not training too, so that'll come off easilly.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 13 Mar 2017, 04:21
by tobyh5
Counter-puncher wrote:Stuarty30 wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Coke doesn't Ness with your metabolism. The reason coke heads get so fat is the amount of booze it allows you to drink - you can literally drink thousands of calories in one sitting.
I meant if you've been on it then come off it. Does it not make you pile on the pounds if you've been on it a while then when you come off it you eat like eff and store fat or some shít? Suppose it depends on the individual. I've been on self destruct mode a few times and when I've stopped I've put on a shed load of weight in a short space of time.
I've known a few girls who put a load of timber on when they desisted with their coke habits, though obviously there may be other variables in play I always thought there was probably some kind of link.
Coke is a banned substance in sports and I had never considered why until I asked before my first bodybuilding show as I am a lifetime natural and was unsure how previous recreational use affected that. I was told that I can never have touched anything performance enhancing and nothing recreational within a year of taking out membership of the bodybuilding federation. I questioned why and was told that in the case of coke, it is an appetite suppressant which is a huge advantage when dieting and additionally, research suggests it reduces the body's ability to store fat.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 13 Mar 2017, 07:06
by SAPFO
It may suppress my appetite for food, but feck me not the beer!
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 13 Mar 2017, 11:54
by rhino222
forcefraser wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:Loynesy wrote:I'm currently in Norway (the lovely Hemsedal). Given the cost of booze, the last thing you need is something that enables you to drink more of it.
Don't they have any local spirit that's cheap.
A mate lives in Norway, he loves whisky, but over there a bottle of teachers if 45 quid he said.
No cheap local alternative. I once paid 17 quid for 330ml of rancid pale ale. The nuggets were loving it as the only other option was their fizzy pish lager at 10 quid for 400ml.
It's a complete joke, but not a funny one. The girls make up for it to some extent. Filthy, game and dont mind a bit of tea towel holder once bladdered
my nan used to have one of them, i was always licking my fingers then sliding them in and out of it......she loved it. she always used to show me it in the kitchen.
Re: Tyson Fury is 25 stones ?
Posted: 13 Mar 2017, 12:43
by Rob3_142
rhino222 wrote:forcefraser wrote:jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Don't they have any local spirit that's cheap.
A mate lives in Norway, he loves whisky, but over there a bottle of teachers if 45 quid he said.
No cheap local alternative. I once paid 17 quid for 330ml of rancid pale ale. The nuggets were loving it as the only other option was their fizzy pish lager at 10 quid for 400ml.
It's a complete joke, but not a funny one. The girls make up for it to some extent. Filthy, game and dont mind a bit of tea towel holder once bladdered
my nan used to have one of them, i was always licking my fingers then sliding them in and out of it......she loved it. she always used to show me it in the kitchen.
....the fornicate?!