commentators turns of phrase

[forcefraser]

I'd like to spend an evening with big Ron after he'd done enginormousalically amounts of speed

That would be a brutal 10 hour mash

Big Ron on speed and you on a hash yoghurt, a certain ticket to the nuthouse

Imagine the pain. I'd rather put my coddlers in a mincer than face that kind of abuse

[nobleart1978]

Reg Gutteridge always used to say in all his Muhammad Ali commentaries "Unless you've been living in a cave" when identyfying the two boxers at the start of the fight. For example:

So here we go then for this 12 round contest between Floyd Patterson and the most famouse man in the world on your left who needs no introduction Muhammad Ali. The most recognisable man on the planet unless you've been living in a cave.