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Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 10:50
by keithmoonhangover
Nowt the matter with a bit of spatula action. :bag: :OhYes: :yay:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 10:51
by Stuarty
samwbr wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 08:17
BillyTKid wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 05:21 It says he knew he was being filmed. What is wrong with the bloke? With his recent track record you would think he would at least say to the women keep the phones in your bag.
Cocaine is good like that
I'm off work til next Tuesday and I've just done in a gram and a half of proper from last night! I have two lines left! I've got a bird from Edinburgh coming by with cans about half 5 then I'll order another gram and a cialis (spelling? It's like viagara times 10) :yay:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 11:04
by SticknMove
Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 10:51
samwbr wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 08:17
BillyTKid wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 05:21 It says he knew he was being filmed. What is wrong with the bloke? With his recent track record you would think he would at least say to the women keep the phones in your bag.
Cocaine is good like that
I'm off work til next Tuesday and I've just done in a gram and a half of proper from last night! I have two lines left! I've got a bird from Edinburgh coming by with cans about half 5 then I'll order another gram and a cialis (spelling? It's like viagara times 10) :yay:
Enjoy but watch out for those cans. They can be a bugger to pull out the ole Gary

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 11:30
by samwbr
Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 10:48
samwbr wrote: 12 Apr 2018, 13:32 He loves a party old Oscar
Sam! What kinda parties do you go to :lol:

Same ones as me by the sounds of it :OhYes:
Aren't everyone' parties like this ? :OhYes:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 12:09
by Terminator666
Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards 🤔🤔🤔

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 17:29
by tiny_acres
Terminator666 wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 12:09 Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards 🤔🤔🤔
He used the utensils to serve Canelo some more tainted meat

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 18:49
by jamamb
tiny_acres wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 17:29
Terminator666 wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 12:09 Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards 🤔🤔🤔
He used the utensils to serve Canelo some more tainted meat
:oo :lol:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 20:46
by Stuarty
Terminator666 wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 12:09 Wonder what he did with the utensils afterwards 🤔🤔🤔
Dunno but I'd pay good money to sniff them :o

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 22:05
by coneye
Think a good advert for don't do drugs would be a before and after pic of Oscar

Before----- wrapped in world title belts

After ------ Dressed in a fishnet outfit , high heels , with a wooden spatula stuck out of his arse

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 13 Apr 2018, 22:12
by Stuarty
coneye wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 22:05 Think a good advert for don't do drugs would be a before and after pic of Oscar

Before----- wrapped in world title belts

After ------ Dressed in a fishnet outfit , high heels , with a wooden spatula stuck out of his arse
I'd go for 'after' every day of the week personally :yay:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 04:48
by handsofstone
Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 22:12
coneye wrote: 13 Apr 2018, 22:05 Think a good advert for don't do drugs would be a before and after pic of Oscar

Before----- wrapped in world title belts

After ------ Dressed in a fishnet outfit , high heels , with a wooden spatula stuck out of his arse
I'd go for 'after' every day of the week personally :yay:
😀

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 04:49
by handsofstone
I've gotta say I'm pretty disappointed in the lack of kitchen utensil puns in this thread :shame:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 08:34
by PredatorHayds
handsofstone wrote: 14 Apr 2018, 04:49 I've gotta say I'm pretty disappointed in the lack of kitchen utensil puns in this thread :shame:
Tongs are wagging on what the utensil could of been.

Don’t want to come last in the De La Hoya games night. No-one what’s that wooden spoon.

To be fair if he’s single, he can do what he wants. He’s a eligible spatula.

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 11:18
by punchoutsb
Gives new meaning to being whisked off your feet, doesn't it?

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 11:27
by ewenhay
He obviously likes getting forked in the ass. Too much?

Eligible spatula was my favourite.

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 11:38
by Stuarty
I once fukked a bird and tanned her arse with a spatula :yay:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 12:15
by Stuarty
I remember when I was about like 22ish... I had left home years before but my brother, who's 2 years younger, was still stating with ma dad. I was over there for the night. I had made a pot of soup and couldn't find the spoon. I went in to my brothers room later on and on the floor was empty condom packets, bottled lube and a plastic spoon :lol: :lol: :lol:

He came in later on and I asked him what the game was and he said 'don't really want to talk about it mate' :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Oscar you dirty dawg

Posted: 14 Apr 2018, 17:16
by KiwiRider
PredatorHayds wrote: 14 Apr 2018, 08:34
Tongs are wagging on what the utensil could of been.

Don’t want to come last in the De La Hoya games night. No-one what’s that wooden spoon.

To be fair if he’s single, he can do what he wants. He’s a eligible spatula.
And they said Tommy Cooper was dead...