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Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 18:01
by JamesPhilips
I quite enjoyed the Witherspoon Bruno jokes.... :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 03:25
by DrDuke
Uncle Tim and cousin Chazz were spending their spare time together on the weekend:

- Uncle Tim, won't you tell me a story how you bashed Frank Bruno?
- With er spoon, Chazz, with er spoon.

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 03:35
by margaret thatcher
2 rich business owners were doing deals/trades

1 of the rich guys, who owned a zoo, said he wanted to acquire the other guy's ice cream business

the guy replied = 'that will kost ya tzsyu' :maybe: :cry:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 03:49
by margaret thatcher
what do you call a fat boxing fan who is grumpy because his favourite lost?

butthurtbean :KO:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 03:53
by JamesPhilips
margaret thatcher wrote: 20 Aug 2021, 03:35 2 rich business owners were doing deals/trades

1 of the rich guys, who owned a zoo, said he wanted to acquire the other guy's ice cream business

the guy replied = 'that will kost ya tzsyu' :maybe: :cry:
Lol :D

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 06:12
by Coco
Mike McCullum is really Jamaican lol

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 08:28
by My T Sharp
Why couldn’t the rubbish fight promoter get a date?

Women don’t like a man with sh1tty boxers :confused:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 08:41
by Noxy
What weight do birds fight at?

Featherweight!

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 10:18
by JamesPhilips
“If you walked in and found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you’d tuck him in”

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 10:22
by My T Sharp
She’s not that fat

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 16:52
by margaret thatcher
Noxy wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 08:41 What weight do birds fight at?

Featherweight!
:yay:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 16:53
by margaret thatcher
My T Sharp wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 08:28 Why couldn’t the rubbish fight promoter get a date?

Women don’t like a man with sh1tty boxers :confused:
:clap:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 16:53
by margaret thatcher
JamesPhilips wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 10:18 “If you walked in and found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you’d tuck him in”
would make them a nice breakfast too :OhYes:

Re: make jokes using boxing stuff

Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 16:55
by JamesPhilips
margaret thatcher wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 16:53
JamesPhilips wrote: 21 Aug 2021, 10:18 “If you walked in and found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you’d tuck him in”
would make them a nice breakfast too :OhYes:
I think I’d just all the police