(craig) wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 03:12
Who could forget Andrew 'six heads' Lewis leaving the ring during the 7th round while up on the scorecards as he needed to defecate. Ass bad indeed.
They say that Cornelius Boza-Edwards was pulled out against Alexis Arguello at the end of the eighth round because he shat himself. There's also a rumour that Duran did in the second fight with Leonard.
Apparently with Duran because he was struggling big time with the weight, he had taken laxatives, and after the weigh in had eaten enough to feed a third world country.
...and drank masses of orange juice.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
They say that Cornelius Boza-Edwards was pulled out against Alexis Arguello at the end of the eighth round because he shat himself. There's also a rumour that Duran did in the second fight with Leonard.
Apparently with Duran because he was struggling big time with the weight, he had taken laxatives, and after the weigh in had eaten enough to feed a third world country.
...and drank masses of orange juice.
I read one report saying he also ate an orange the size of a watermelon after finishing his banquet.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 09:55
by Fray Bentos
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 05:28
"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
(craig) wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 03:12
Who could forget Andrew 'six heads' Lewis leaving the ring during the 7th round while up on the scorecards as he needed to defecate. Ass bad indeed.
They say that Cornelius Boza-Edwards was pulled out against Alexis Arguello at the end of the eighth round because he shat himself. There's also a rumour that Duran did in the second fight with Leonard.
LOl FFS I’m trying to eat…. I would’ve thought that bowels usually evacuate when the adrenaline goes usually
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 12:01
by JamesPhilips
Fray Bentos wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 05:28
"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'
I so hope you’re laughing because that joke is so cringe…. rather than because Hatton’s recycled joke amuses you LOL
Another Hatton ‘classic’: “I don’t like midgets. Me ex wen out wi a midget once…. I never thought she’d stoop so low…”
BOOM BOOM
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Fray Bentos wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 05:28
"if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,'
I so hope you’re laughing because that joke is so cringe…. rather than because Hatton’s recycled joke amuses you LOL
Another Hatton ‘classic’: “I don’t like midgets. Me ex wen out wi a midget once…. I never thought she’d stoop so low…”
BOOM BOOM
It actually made me laugh! As did the other Hatton pearler. So shoot me!
PS: Do you have any more?
Lol no I think these are his only two…. He’s a bug Bernard Manning fan apparently…. He also has loads of ‘practical’ jokes the he pulls….. usually about him being fat or this level of sh1te
Although I do remember when Campbell Hatton was turning over he ‘joked’: “If Campbell’s as good as boxing as he is shagging, e’ll be World champion!”
Another corker…
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 16:15
by high tower 1
Hattons banter hasn’t aged well has it. Still a top bloke though.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 16:42
by orbtastic
I watched some boxing cribs thing with him on YouTube the other day.
Hatton bingo
The fans
Poun fer poun
Mayweather big mouth blah blah
Citeh
The fans
Manchester
United
The fans
Fat
Council estate
The fans
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑19 Aug 2021, 18:09
also why does the title say ass bad instead of bad ass? Am I missing a subtle joke...? )
No you’re missing a really bloody obvious joke.
I think the word you were looking for is ‘hilarious’. I bet no-one in the history of Boxrec has ever had the brilliant idea of changing just one word in an existing thread title.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Old bones Ian wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 05:17
I think Chavez had the squits in one of his fights as well
Chavez Junior mincing about in high heels was disturbing as are any of Oscar's tutu, cocaine, kitchen utensil moments
Also Hatton's 'jokes' are pathetic "if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,' And the cringe gimp mask and women's underwear thing. I can't think of any boxer who I used to like who I've so quickly lost respect for.....
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Old bones Ian wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 05:17
I think Chavez had the squits in one of his fights as well
Chavez Junior mincing about in high heels was disturbing as are any of Oscar's tutu, cocaine, kitchen utensil moments
Also Hatton's 'jokes' are pathetic "if you found Mike Tyson in bed with your wife you'd tuck him in,' And the cringe gimp mask and women's underwear thing. I can't think of any boxer who I used to like who I've so quickly lost respect for.....
I loved Hatton from 99 to 03.
And what about falling over pissed in Tenerife I think it was.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 04:47
by JamesPhilips
orbtastic wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 16:42
I watched some boxing cribs thing with him on YouTube the other day.
Hatton bingo
The fans
Poun fer poun
Mayweather big mouth blah blah
Citeh
The fans
Manchester
United
The fans
Fat
Council estate
The fans
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 10:36
by golden_labrador
bennie wrote: ↑20 Aug 2021, 02:47
On the same show, Luis Resto proved a disgusting cheat when he fought virtually bareknuckle to end the career of Billy Collins Junior.
o_O fascinating and indeed disgusting story that.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 10:53
by JamesPhilips
Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… lol
And this not bad
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 21 Aug 2021, 17:08
by margaret thatcher
look at that brilliant ducking skill by logan there, this paul boys are slick
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 22 Aug 2021, 04:00
by Loftgroov
Deontay Wilder's ring walk in Fury 2.
The costume and mast, making it all about race, with some cretin rapper screeching black this, black that, strutting around and then promptly getting his ass handed to him.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 22 Aug 2021, 04:34
by My Name Is Earl
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑21 Aug 2021, 10:53
Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… lol
And this not bad
Was one of Hamed's party pieces too.
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
JamesPhilips wrote: ↑21 Aug 2021, 10:53
Surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… lol
And this not bad
Was one of Hamed's party pieces too.
Talking of Naz, this is bad ass humiliation. Particular favourites are 0:27 and 1:07 I’d forgotten how schooled and bossed Hamed was here
Re: Moments in boxing that you thought were ass bad
Posted: 23 Aug 2021, 01:14
by margaret thatcher
i remember some of the naz bois being really sore about the turnbuckle part, 'omg that couldve seriously injured him, disgraceful!' ,'omg it was actually a super close competitive fight!'
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