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Ron is brilliant and comes out with some right belters.

" he's flagging like a pit pony at the Central Point of this penultimate stanza"

margaret thatcher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 03:46 imagine what his dirty talk is like

Spat my tea out at that

Looking at the schedule this thread is likely to be the boxing highlight of at least the next two months.

He could insult you and you wouldn’t know. You’d think he’s complimenting Yu with posh words.

The clock face is hilarious and daft at the same time. Usually by the time he spouts of an essay about something that happened he misses the KO blow. Missed the Wood / Lara fight will have to listen to the repeat though.

Counter-puncher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 04:25

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑19 Feb 2023, 19:27

forcefraser wrote: ↑19 Feb 2023, 18:02 He's exhaling his cheeks like a set of bellows

"He's wheezing like a punctured bicycle wheel after that blistering body shot hit him smack in the solar plexus"
Another nugget of Ronster gold!

It's not true that he said that, but I believe it is something he would say if such a situation arose so, in a way, it is true.

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 07:08

Counter-puncher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 04:25

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑19 Feb 2023, 19:27

"He's wheezing like a punctured bicycle wheel after that blistering body shot hit him smack in the solar plexus"
Another nugget of Ronster gold!

It's not true that he said that, but I believe it is something he would say if such a situation arose so, in a way, it is true.

I will often watch the Price v Christian Hammer fight just for Ron's commentary. It is a thing of beauty

margaret thatcher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 03:46 imagine what his dirty talk is like

"My now engorged penis points proudly towards ten on the clock face as I attain full tumescence"

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 07:45

margaret thatcher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 03:46 imagine what his dirty talk is like

"My now engorged penis points proudly towards ten on the clock face as I attain full tumescence"

"My wrought iron hard, tubular appendage needs to be highly moistened to enter that needle eyed crevice "

i think he's great. and Bunce only between rounds. or 'frames' as Ron was saying at the weekend.

he did take a bit of time to say Wood was down at the end there, preferring to (and taking ages to) describe the punch rather than what it had done. my only real complaint.

he calls a round " a stanza" sometimes.

he's more than likely a great bloke, but that clock face thing just gets me shaking my head.

when i started this post i didn't expect this much reaction tbh. his appendage is probably like omar's of television x back in the noughties.

jonnyyorkshu wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 08:00

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 07:45

margaret thatcher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 03:46 imagine what his dirty talk is like

"My now engorged penis points proudly towards ten on the clock face as I attain full tumescence"

"My wrought iron hard, tubular appendage needs to be highly moistened to enter that needle eyed crevice "

Counter clockwise! That's it! Make the adjustment to 5 on the clock face! Now 6 on the clock face! I'm exhaling like a set of bellows!! 5 on the clock face! I'm squealing like the proverbial pig!! My word!!

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 07:45

margaret thatcher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 03:46 imagine what his dirty talk is like

"My now engorged penis points proudly towards ten on the clock face as I attain full tumescence"

Be a very weird clockface position if she was on top

I don’t dislike Big Ron’s commentary per se, but I don’t think he can read a fight particularly well, seems to get easily swayed by the crowd or whenever the home fighter has a bit of success. Not that he’s alone in that regard, of course, most of our commentators and pundits are exactly the same.

stujones wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 09:45

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 07:45

margaret thatcher wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 03:46 imagine what his dirty talk is like

"My now engorged penis points proudly towards ten on the clock face as I attain full tumescence"

Be a very weird clockface position if she was on top

You have to imagine Ron is stood naked sideways on in front of you with his engorged penis positioned to your left. That's what I did.

I saw him once in the Wembley Lidl before an England game. Big lad.

He's got a lovely way with words, fair play to him.

veriton wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 11:06 I saw him once. Big lad.

I'll bet. Fully engorged was he?

The guy is a legend.

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 11:44

veriton wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 11:06 I saw him once. Big lad.

I'll bet. Fully engorged was he?

Perhaps, as he loaded his basket like he was squirrelling away bargain fayre in a Charles Dickens tome.

Agreed golden_balls

The Ronster didn't convey to the listener quick enough that Wood had been flattened !

That said, it was Mike Costello's worst failing as radio commentator....the fight could have finished and Costello often failed to get that fact across to the frustrated listener.

TheLeprechaun wrote: ↑19 Feb 2023, 23:24

Is that Putin behind the Ronster's left shoulder?

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 16:31

TheLeprechaun wrote: ↑19 Feb 2023, 23:24

Is that Putin behind the Ronster's left shoulder?

Putin at one o’clock on the clock face

Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 16:45

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 16:31

TheLeprechaun wrote: ↑19 Feb 2023, 23:24

Is that Putin behind the Ronster's left shoulder?

Putin at one o’clock on the clock face

One second to midnight on the Doomsday clock face.

emallini wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 11:54 The guy is a legend.

I like him too. Always fun and engaging

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 17:27

Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 16:45

Teddy's Toupee wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 16:31

Is that Putin behind the Ronster's left shoulder?

Putin at one o’clock on the clock face

One second to midnight on the Doomsday clock face.

THEBUTCH wrote: ↑20 Feb 2023, 13:57

The Ronster