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Posted: 02 Oct 2005, 17:24
by shyguy
If tyson couldnt of danced as fast as ali then how fast could he of danced around the ring ? .

Posted: 05 Oct 2005, 14:41
by shyguy
Whats your opinion cool breeze ? .

Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 15:51
by shyguy
Well ? .

Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 16:02
by kick asner
Either were being set up or you are the most unintentionaly funny guy I have ever seen.

stupid questions

Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 17:26
by wlvrne
shyguy wrote:Did prime tyson have the footspeed to dance around the ring as quick as greg page or chris byrd ? .
Just in case you all were wondering what the question was, I'll re-post it for you. :roll:

question

Posted: 25 Oct 2005, 17:30
by wlvrne
shyguy wrote:If tyson couldnt of danced as fast as ali then how fast could he of danced around the ring ? .
Tyson would have danced as fast as Tyson could dance if he could dance like Ali.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much goo could a guru do, if a guru could do goo?
On how much wine could a wino dine if a wino could dine on wine?
How much bullshit can Shyguy spit if Shyguy could spit bullshit?

Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 11:13
by shyguy
Dose anyone know for sure dammit ? .

Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 12:28
by KOJOE90
shyguy wrote:Dose anyone know for sure dammit ? .
Only you know the truth, if you believe it to be so.

this

Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 16:16
by wlvrne
shyguy wrote:Dose anyone know for sure dammit ? .
Watch his fights and make up your own fricken mind and quit bugging us with these stupid-assed questions, Dammit.

Could Tyson punch while dancing like Ali.
Could Ali dance while trying to punch like Tyson.

Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:44
by silkov
Could Tyson have drank a Wimpy milkshake while eating Holifields earlobe??.... was the milkshake bananna or vanilla flavour???...

this

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 11:27
by wlvrne
How much spunk could Shyguy dunk, if Shyguy could dunk spunk? :o

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 12:00
by KOJOE90
Could Mike Tyson have bitten into Holyfields ear if Holyfield had had the footspeed of Ali?

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 12:06
by mrbassie
Did Tyson or Holyfield have the earspeed of Ali, and if they did should Will Smith play them in movies too?

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 14:15
by silkov
Would Tyson have eaten Holifields ear if he'd been allowed a big Mac just before the fight???.... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 14:46
by KOJOE90
Who could clean their ears the fastest Ali or Prime Tyson?

Also who had the thickest ear wax?

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 14:47
by KOJOE90
KOJOE90 wrote:Could Mike Tyson have bitten into Holyfields ear if Holyfield had had the footspeed of Ali?
Why wont anyone answer my question??

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 14:58
by shyguy
fornicate you .

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 15:01
by The End
KOJOE90 wrote:Could Mike Tyson have bitten into Holyfields ear if Holyfield had had the footspeed of Ali?

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 15:01
by The End
mrbassie wrote:Did Tyson or Holyfield have the earspeed of Ali, and if they did should Will Smith play them in movies too?
That is worth true laughter.

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 15:04
by silkov
shyguy wrote:fornicate you .

Why the bad attitude and abusive language?... this is a boxing forum not a borstal!!!!... 8)

:box: :box: :box: where is your sense of humour?... did Mikey runaway with it???......... :o :o :o :TU: :lol:

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 15:07
by silkov
KOJOE90 wrote:Who could clean their ears the fastest Ali or Prime Tyson?

Also who had the thickest ear wax?
I belive Mike had the thickest ear wax, hence when Mills Lane shouted 'BREAK' during the 2nd Holifield fight, Mike thought he was shouting 'BITE'.... and so he bit!!!.... :o :o :o :o :-? :x

Anyone could make the same mistake eh!!!... :( :( :cry: :cry: :cry: :roll: :x :box: :box:

Re: Did prime tyson have the feet to be fleetfooted ? .

Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 15:13
by silkov
shyguy wrote:Did prime tyson have the feet to be fleetfooted to dance around on his toes as quick as greg page or chris byrd ? .

Well he had two feet for sure!... 8) :roll: :wink: :box: :box:

Re: Did prime tyson have the feet to be fleetfooted ? .

Posted: 28 Oct 2005, 12:06
by wlvrne
silkov wrote:
shyguy wrote:Did prime tyson have the feet to be fleetfooted to dance around on his toes as quick as greg page or chris byrd ? .

Well he had two feet for sure!... 8) :roll: :wink: :box: :box:
And two hands..........but could he have boxed like Ali if he could? Or would he want to? Or would he have cared to, with all his natural abilities?
Or could Ali bite like Tyson can? While dancing at the same time?

shyguy

Posted: 31 Oct 2005, 23:47
by wlvrne
How much spew could Shyguy chew if Shyguy could chew spew?

Posted: 01 Nov 2005, 00:36
by Rory McCloskey
6 chew