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best off getting single mothers. they totally gag for it.

And you don't need much foreplay.

Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

Any woman as long as she weighs less than you.

Slapsie Maxie wrote:Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

And the older they get the more grateful they are right?


Please no stories, it's coming up for dinner time.

nickd wrote:Any woman as long as she weighs less than you.

Or DW. :P

fornicating hell... not many feminists in this thread.

Closest I'm willing to get to one of these hussies was paying 15 bucks to let a new guy on my lacrosse team bang her with what appeared to be a 15 inch dildo. By the reaction on her face, she might as well been reading Gone with the Wind or War and Peace. True Talent.

I know of a British prospect who got a nosh in Spearmint for a tenner...

Good value if you ask me.

nickd wrote:And you don't need much foreplay.

the bird i'm seeing, she i keep telling her her breasts are for me, but her kid keeps sucking 'em dry before i get there!

Slapsie Maxie wrote:Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

This is also true for fat girls

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

Loftgroov wrote:As someone said there is little to stop you making a private proposition, but if you pick the wrong girl and she bitches to the steroid monkey in the corner you can expect to get thrown out. :)

They won't sling you out for making the proposition, they will however throw you and possibly batter you if you touch one of the girls and she didn't want you to.

I've noticed that a lot of the girls in those places will start grabbing your johnson and rubbing it up, but if they see the bouncers coming they will stop, they figure that a bit of extra tittilation is likely to keep you flinging those 20 pound notes their way for a 2 minute abridged song and a bit of poony. I've watched my mates blow thousands of pounds in a single night on one of those places. Funny think was, the girl I met in there, I'd given her 20 quid just to sit with me and have a chat and she was chatting for about 2 hours.

I can't say I'm a massive fan of strip joints, I find them a laugh, but they aren't terribly erotic. It's just so weird watching some bird parading her muff around your mush and not being able to do anything.

Went to the fantasy lounge in Cardiff about a year back and got talking to one of the girls. Fair play, she seemed a nice bird - straight up talking and none of this "do you want a dance sexy boy" shit that other give.

Anyway she worked in a call centre by day and we were asking her questions about whether any of her work collegues seen her perform, luckily for her she hadn't (cause she hadn't told her bosses). Anyway, after a few drinks I was asking about procedures and what would happen if a lad (who hadn't touched her) got a little bit too excited and ejaculated. She said it happend once, the bouncer stopped the dance and told the lad to clean himself up in the toilet. Once the poor embarresed lad got back from the bogs - the bouncers kicked him out and were fairly rough about doing so.

I thought that was harsh - he hadn't really done anything wrong and I'm sure he didn't want to do that.

Fair play though, the girl did earn her money - just through being normal and we chipped in to give the lad whose birthday we were celebrating, a dance from her.

Even after her dance she came back to talk to us - don't think she got on with the other dancers and we were the only clients close to her age.

Kevo wrote:

Slapsie Maxie wrote:Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

This is also true for fat girls

Fat girls are a lot like motor scooters, a lot of fun to ride until your friends see you on them.

Kevo wrote:

Slapsie Maxie wrote:Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

This is also true for fat girls

Bit ashamed to say it, but your absolutely correct.

Had one a couple of years ago and have to say she was pretty awesome in the shagging stakes - infact I saw her the other day and she has lost a lot of weight and is now pleasing on the eye - I do wonder if she'll have the same attitude in the shagging stakes.

i like skinny ones. harder to get, but real good to bang around and chuck around, ha

stujones wrote:

Kevo wrote:

Slapsie Maxie wrote:Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

This is also true for fat girls

Bit ashamed to say it, but your absolutely correct.

Had one a couple of years ago and have to say she was pretty awesome in the shagging stakes - infact I saw her the other day and she has lost a lot of weight and is now pleasing on the eye - I do wonder if she'll have the same attitude in the shagging stakes.

Never. It's like going back to an old job. You don't want to burn bridges, but going back means you're still the same old fat girl in a small package.

Mattyp151 wrote:

Kevo wrote:

Slapsie Maxie wrote:Nah

Older women. They try so much harder and they are so much more grateful

Slapsie

This is also true for fat girls

Fat girls are a lot like motor scooters, a lot of fun to ride until your friends see you on them.

Sage words indeed.

Slightly plump single mothers with very pretty faces are always worth looking out for. If you find they're bad tempered, it's probably because she's yearning for a big hard willy, so they're worth persevering with. If you get their phone #, and they ask you to send "pictures of your wotsit" you know you're in luck.

viciousmaussa wrote:If you find they're bad tempered, it's probably because she's yearning for a big hard willy

Classic.

nickd wrote:Any woman as long as she weighs less than you.

Nick, I'm 14st, that allows me some real munters!

stujones wrote:

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

Loftgroov wrote:As someone said there is little to stop you making a private proposition, but if you pick the wrong girl and she bitches to the steroid monkey in the corner you can expect to get thrown out. :)

They won't sling you out for making the proposition, they will however throw you and possibly batter you if you touch one of the girls and she didn't want you to.

I've noticed that a lot of the girls in those places will start grabbing your johnson and rubbing it up, but if they see the bouncers coming they will stop, they figure that a bit of extra tittilation is likely to keep you flinging those 20 pound notes their way for a 2 minute abridged song and a bit of poony. I've watched my mates blow thousands of pounds in a single night on one of those places. Funny think was, the girl I met in there, I'd given her 20 quid just to sit with me and have a chat and she was chatting for about 2 hours.

I can't say I'm a massive fan of strip joints, I find them a laugh, but they aren't terribly erotic. It's just so weird watching some bird parading her muff around your mush and not being able to do anything.

Went to the fantasy lounge in Cardiff about a year back and got talking to one of the girls. Fair play, she seemed a nice bird - straight up talking and none of this "do you want a dance sexy boy" shit that other give.

Anyway she worked in a call centre by day and we were asking her questions about whether any of her work collegues seen her perform, luckily for her she hadn't (cause she hadn't told her bosses). Anyway, after a few drinks I was asking about procedures and what would happen if a lad (who hadn't touched her) got a little bit too excited and ejaculated. She said it happend once, the bouncer stopped the dance and told the lad to clean himself up in the toilet. Once the poor embarresed lad got back from the bogs - the bouncers kicked him out and were fairly rough about doing so.

I thought that was harsh - he hadn't really done anything wrong and I'm sure he didn't want to do that.

Fair play though, the girl did earn her money - just through being normal and we chipped in to give the lad whose birthday we were celebrating, a dance from her.

Even after her dance she came back to talk to us - don't think she got on with the other dancers and we were the only clients close to her age.

This thread is hilarious.....

Anyway, did the lad in question have his knob out? How on earth would they have known he shot his wad?

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

stujones wrote:

jamesmcdonnell wrote: They won't sling you out for making the proposition, they will however throw you and possibly batter you if you touch one of the girls and she didn't want you to.

I've noticed that a lot of the girls in those places will start grabbing your johnson and rubbing it up, but if they see the bouncers coming they will stop, they figure that a bit of extra tittilation is likely to keep you flinging those 20 pound notes their way for a 2 minute abridged song and a bit of poony. I've watched my mates blow thousands of pounds in a single night on one of those places. Funny think was, the girl I met in there, I'd given her 20 quid just to sit with me and have a chat and she was chatting for about 2 hours.

I can't say I'm a massive fan of strip joints, I find them a laugh, but they aren't terribly erotic. It's just so weird watching some bird parading her muff around your mush and not being able to do anything.

Went to the fantasy lounge in Cardiff about a year back and got talking to one of the girls. Fair play, she seemed a nice bird - straight up talking and none of this "do you want a dance sexy boy" shit that other give.

Anyway she worked in a call centre by day and we were asking her questions about whether any of her work collegues seen her perform, luckily for her she hadn't (cause she hadn't told her bosses). Anyway, after a few drinks I was asking about procedures and what would happen if a lad (who hadn't touched her) got a little bit too excited and ejaculated. She said it happend once, the bouncer stopped the dance and told the lad to clean himself up in the toilet. Once the poor embarresed lad got back from the bogs - the bouncers kicked him out and were fairly rough about doing so.

I thought that was harsh - he hadn't really done anything wrong and I'm sure he didn't want to do that.

Fair play though, the girl did earn her money - just through being normal and we chipped in to give the lad whose birthday we were celebrating, a dance from her.

Even after her dance she came back to talk to us - don't think she got on with the other dancers and we were the only clients close to her age.

This thread is hilarious.....

Anyway, did the lad in question have his knob out? How on earth would they have known he shot his wad?

A very profound observation. He could just have had a melting toblerone in his pocket or something.

Or one of those milk lollies.....

Goz wrote:

nickd wrote:Any woman as long as she weighs less than you.

Nick, I'm 14st, that allows me some real munters!

I'm just under 11 stone, I could make Welter soon for the first time in about 10 years!

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Or one of those milk lollies.....

Minimilk! Or maybe a maximilk in this case.