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A few of you could get parts in Christmas panto!

Shall measure once i've come back from the gym tomorrow

glittermonkey wrote:It's quite possible that this thread could turn into the British scenes version of the Stacey Goodson, or Rob Calloway atrocities over on the current scene. Lord help us when this stretches to four or five pages.

Britons are smarter than Americans so that won't happen.

Lets get down to whats really important:

Phallus: 7" Expanded 12"

Taki... wrote:Lets get down to whats really important:

Phallus: 7" Expanded 12"

Damn You beat me by one inch, mine is only 6" thick!

Here's mine...

Height 6'5
Weight 230
Waist 30
Forearm 15
Biceps 25 (35 when tensed)
Chest 50
Expanded 55
Wrist 8
Calf 18
Thigh 35
Fist 15

Hope I got you scared.

pundit wrote:Here's mine...

Height 6'5
Weight 230
Waist 30
Forearm 15
Biceps 25 (35 when tensed)
Chest 50
Expanded 55
Wrist 8
Calf 18
Thigh 35
Fist 15

Hope I got you scared.

No one will ever disrespect kessler again.

pundit wrote:Here's mine...

Height 6'5
Weight 230
Waist 30
Forearm 15
Biceps 25 (35 when tensed)
Chest 50
Expanded 55
Wrist 8
Calf 18
Thigh 35
Fist 15

Hope I got you scared.

Pundits offical family portrait

http://aceemploymentservices.net/The%20Munsters.JPG

topper123 wrote:

pundit wrote:Here's mine...

Height 6'5
Weight 230
Waist 30
Forearm 15
Biceps 25 (35 when tensed)
Chest 50
Expanded 55
Wrist 8
Calf 18
Thigh 35
Fist 15

Hope I got you scared.

Pundits offical family portrait

http://aceemploymentservices.net/The%20Munsters.JPG

Wheres Kessler?

topper123 wrote:

pundit wrote:Here's mine...

Height 6'5
Weight 230
Waist 30
Forearm 15
Biceps 25 (35 when tensed)
Chest 50
Expanded 55
Wrist 8
Calf 18
Thigh 35
Fist 15

Hope I got you scared.

Pundits offical family portrait

http://aceemploymentservices.net/The%20Munsters.JPG

These are my twice-removed cousins. Don't exaggerate.

Whats all this twice removed shit that you hear on American TV when talking about their cousins?

Is it when they divorce someone and it's their cousin from the wifes side or something?

I'll fight Pundit after McDonnell.

It's to do with generations.

So if your mum's sister has a child, that's your cousin, and her grandchild would be 'once removed'

Max Molyneux wrote:Whats all this twice removed shit that you hear on American TV when talking about their cousins?

Is it when they divorce someone and it's their cousin from the wifes side or something?

I'll fight Pundit after McDonnell.

Don't be ridiciulous. McDonnell would end your career before it got started.

I for my part would fight you any time any place as long as it was in DC. Plus you would come over to the US on our own expenses, you would have to accepted a plate of warm soup as purse, and aside from that I would cash in all the profits while you would take up all the losses (I would define what is a profit and what is a loss). As for the fight, you would not be permitted to throw a punch unless you announce it 5 seconds earlier, otherwise this would be called a foul. The ref would be my twice removed cousin, btw, a great and totally impartial man, and I would also find a 3 extremely qualified judges. Plus, if you would win (haha) I'd manage you for your next 50 fights.

You will have to agree that these are obviously fair terms, so get your but over here and stop ducking me.

(You see, I've learned my lesson from Frankie Warren)

P

PS: I guess the Queen would call a twice removed cousin "third cousin".

pundit wrote:

Max Molyneux wrote:Whats all this twice removed shit that you hear on American TV when talking about their cousins?

Is it when they divorce someone and it's their cousin from the wifes side or something?

I'll fight Pundit after McDonnell.

Don't be ridiciulous. McDonnell would end your career before it got started.

I for my part would fight you any time any place as long as it was in DC. Plus you would come over to the US on our own expenses, you would have to accepted a plate of warm soup as purse, and aside from that I would cash in all the profits while you would take up all the losses (I would define what is a profit and what is a loss). As for the fight, you would not be permitted to throw a punch unless you announce it 5 seconds earlier, otherwise this would be called a foul. The ref would be my twice removed cousin, btw, a great and totally impartial man, and I would also find a 3 extremely qualified judges. Plus, if you would win (haha) I'd manage you for your next 50 fights.

You will have to agree that these are obviously fair terms, so get your but over here and stop ducking me.

(You see, I've learned my lesson from Frankie Warren)

P

PS: I guess the Queen would call a twice removed cousin "third cousin".

MCDonnnell isin his 's while I'm not even 21 till December, he's past his prime.

As for Pundit, I'd only need half a round, I'd probably get DQ'ed since it is DC and the ref would be Kessler. So you'd have to take the fight in Germany.

It's impossible to duck you.

Max Molyneux wrote:

pundit wrote:

Max Molyneux wrote:Whats all this twice removed shit that you hear on American TV when talking about their cousins?

Is it when they divorce someone and it's their cousin from the wifes side or something?

I'll fight Pundit after McDonnell.

Don't be ridiciulous. McDonnell would end your career before it got started.

I for my part would fight you any time any place as long as it was in DC. Plus you would come over to the US on our own expenses, you would have to accepted a plate of warm soup as purse, and aside from that I would cash in all the profits while you would take up all the losses (I would define what is a profit and what is a loss). As for the fight, you would not be permitted to throw a punch unless you announce it 5 seconds earlier, otherwise this would be called a foul. The ref would be my twice removed cousin, btw, a great and totally impartial man, and I would also find a 3 extremely qualified judges. Plus, if you would win (haha) I'd manage you for your next 50 fights.

You will have to agree that these are obviously fair terms, so get your but over here and stop ducking me.

(You see, I've learned my lesson from Frankie Warren)

P

PS: I guess the Queen would call a twice removed cousin "third cousin".

MCDonnnell isin his 's while I'm not even 21 till December, he's past his prime.

As for Pundit, I'd only need half a round, I'd probably get DQ'ed since it is DC and the ref would be Kessler. So you'd have to take the fight in Germany.

It's impossible to duck you.

The conditions are outlined above. Be a man and take them, or be a ducker and leave them. I somehow feel you'll choose the latter option.

Btw, if you don't I insist you purchase a first class ticket to DC. After all you need to be well-rested for the bout.

pundit wrote:

Max Molyneux wrote:

pundit wrote: Don't be ridiciulous. McDonnell would end your career before it got started.

I for my part would fight you any time any place as long as it was in DC. Plus you would come over to the US on our own expenses, you would have to accepted a plate of warm soup as purse, and aside from that I would cash in all the profits while you would take up all the losses (I would define what is a profit and what is a loss). As for the fight, you would not be permitted to throw a punch unless you announce it 5 seconds earlier, otherwise this would be called a foul. The ref would be my twice removed cousin, btw, a great and totally impartial man, and I would also find a 3 extremely qualified judges. Plus, if you would win (haha) I'd manage you for your next 50 fights.

You will have to agree that these are obviously fair terms, so get your but over here and stop ducking me.

(You see, I've learned my lesson from Frankie Warren)

P

PS: I guess the Queen would call a twice removed cousin "third cousin".

MCDonnnell isin his 's while I'm not even 21 till December, he's past his prime.

As for Pundit, I'd only need half a round, I'd probably get DQ'ed since it is DC and the ref would be Kessler. So you'd have to take the fight in Germany.

It's impossible to duck you.

The conditions are outlined above. Be a man and take them, or be a ducker and leave them. I somehow feel you'll choose the latter option.

Btw, if you don't I insist you purchase a first class ticket to DC. After all you need to be well-rested for the bout.

you are well aware of the rules if you want to fight one of us brits, the bout takes place at either cardiff or the himalayan foothills of manchester, oh, and mickey vann ref`s it.
you might want to incorperate some grappling and wrestling training into your sparring sessions too.
you will be offered ten quid to fight and if you turn it down we will have to assume you have priced yourself out of the fight on purpose.

headhunter wrote:

pundit wrote:

Max Molyneux wrote: MCDonnnell isin his 's while I'm not even 21 till December, he's past his prime.

As for Pundit, I'd only need half a round, I'd probably get DQ'ed since it is DC and the ref would be Kessler. So you'd have to take the fight in Germany.

It's impossible to duck you.

The conditions are outlined above. Be a man and take them, or be a ducker and leave them. I somehow feel you'll choose the latter option.

Btw, if you don't I insist you purchase a first class ticket to DC. After all you need to be well-rested for the bout.

you are well aware of the rules if you want to fight one of us brits, the bout takes place at either cardiff or the himalayan foothills of manchester, oh, and mickey vann ref`s it.
you might want to incorperate some grappling and wrestling training into your sparring sessions too.
you will be offered ten quid to fight and if you turn it down we will have to assume you have priced yourself out of the fight on purpose.

Age 33
Height 5'8
Weight 160
Waist 30

Thats about all I know right now, no tape measure to hand.

nickd wrote:Age 33
Height 5'8
Weight 160
Waist 30

Thats about all I know right now, no tape measure to hand.

Get ready, your Calzaghe's next opponent.

Max Molyneux wrote:
And the Smartest Scouser ever to exist on earth.

Not really saying too much that is it really?

Max Molyneux wrote:

glittermonkey wrote:It's quite possible that this thread could turn into the British scenes version of the Stacey Goodson, or Rob Calloway atrocities over on the current scene. Lord help us when this stretches to four or five pages.

Britons are smarter than Americans so that won't happen.

If your going to claim intelligence please claim it using proper grammar, thank you

Height 6'3"
Weight 168lbs
Waist 32in.
Reach 78"
Special powers: Levitation, sarcasm

pundit wrote:

topper123 wrote:

pundit wrote:Here's mine...

Height 6'5
Weight 230
Waist 30
Forearm 15
Biceps 25 (35 when tensed)
Chest 50
Expanded 55
Wrist 8
Calf 18
Thigh 35
Fist 15

Hope I got you scared.

Pundits offical family portrait

http://aceemploymentservices.net/The%20Munsters.JPG

These are my twice-removed cousins. Don't exaggerate.

Isn't that Spud on the right at the back?