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The question seems at first glance a bit silly, or to put it another way a load of bollocks, however I think its easy to think of Holyfield as the fighter he was rather than the more realistic view which is that hes well past his best and in his 40s - Harrison, I wish he would go away, is nowhere near Holyfield in terms of ability and guts but he does have a huge age advantage so perhaps he could just cause the upset if they were to meet - I would think its unlikely though because Holyfield even in his 40s is too good for the average fighter and thats all Harrison is, average - So I have to go along with the majority and say Holyfield to win but not before rnd 5 IMO.

boxrec wrote:I was just wondering... Holyfield is 44, and is trying to win another title. Harrison wants a title, but hasn't got the heart. Holyfield does have the heart and desire. Do you think Holyfield would beat Audley?

I think I could beat Audley, so Holyfield would have no problem :P

viciousmaussa wrote:I wonder how many times we've seen Evander Holyfield, and how many times we've seen 'Evan Fields.'

Having rooted for him many times in the past, I feel very suspicious about him. I also think Mosley, Vitali, Toney & Jones have done some serious juicing.

I remember a fightnews pic of Vitali at some WBC convention when they gave him his Interim status and he looked less muscular and It was long since he retired and stopped training for fights.

Is he CAPABLE of it? He'd bloody well do Harrison over if they fought inside a few rounds, who has Harrison ever fought who's as good as Oquendo?

Ding_Ding wrote:Whether they are fighting, running, playing dominos, snooker, darts, pulling birds or marathon boozing, Evander wins every time.

Well I don't agree with the bird pulling one... well unless Evander decides to take the handful of marbles out of his mouth so that the chicks can actually understand what he's saying..

E wrote:

Ding_Ding wrote:Whether they are fighting, running, playing dominos, snooker, darts, pulling birds or marathon boozing, Evander wins every time.

Well I don't agree with the bird pulling one... well unless Evander decides to take the handful of marbles out of his mouth so that the chicks can actually understand what he's saying..

Holyfield doesn't have many problems on the ladies front !!!!


"One week after his second wife gave birth to their first child, Evander Holyfield admitted that he has fathered two children out of wedlock in the past year with previous girlfriends.

Holyfield now has nine children -- the newborn Elijah Jedidiah to his wife, Janice; three with his first wife, Paulette, from whom he has been divorced since 1991; and five others born out of wedlock to four women."

The owd fkker never did know when to stop.

Controversial wrote:

E wrote:

Ding_Ding wrote:Whether they are fighting, running, playing dominos, snooker, darts, pulling birds or marathon boozing, Evander wins every time.

Well I don't agree with the bird pulling one... well unless Evander decides to take the handful of marbles out of his mouth so that the chicks can actually understand what he's saying..

Holyfield doesn't have many problems on the ladies front !!!!


"One week after his second wife gave birth to their first child, Evander Holyfield admitted that he has fathered two children out of wedlock in the past year with previous girlfriends.

Holyfield now has nine children -- the newborn Elijah Jedidiah to his wife, Janice; three with his first wife, Paulette, from whom he has been divorced since 1991; and five others born out of wedlock to four women."

yeah but let's see the quality of his chicks first!

Yeah, guys with 300 mil in the bank are reknown for only being able to pull mingers!

E wrote: Well I don't agree with the bird pulling one... well unless Evander decides to take the handful of marbles out of his mouth so that the chicks can actually understand what he's saying..

What would impress women most?:

"I beat the sh#t out of Mike Tyson and George Foreman"

"Erm, i beat Julius Francis at the Whitchurch Sports Centre in Bristol. It was for my WBF belt which i won from Richel Hersisia.... No, i'd never heard of him either"

I think you've got a point......that's well funny, I just started laughing in the office.....

Controversial wrote:

E wrote:

Ding_Ding wrote:Whether they are fighting, running, playing dominos, snooker, darts, pulling birds or marathon boozing, Evander wins every time.

Well I don't agree with the bird pulling one... well unless Evander decides to take the handful of marbles out of his mouth so that the chicks can actually understand what he's saying..

Holyfield doesn't have many problems on the ladies front !!!!


"One week after his second wife gave birth to their first child, Evander Holyfield admitted that he has fathered two children out of wedlock in the past year with previous girlfriends.

Holyfield now has nine children -- the newborn Elijah Jedidiah to his wife, Janice; three with his first wife, Paulette, from whom he has been divorced since 1991; and five others born out of wedlock to four women."

Wow, I didn't know he had 9 kids. It certainly throws his hypogonadism into question. Those petit pous' of his must have to work overtime.

E wrote:

Controversial wrote:

E wrote: Well I don't agree with the bird pulling one... well unless Evander decides to take the handful of marbles out of his mouth so that the chicks can actually understand what he's saying..

Holyfield doesn't have many problems on the ladies front !!!!


"One week after his second wife gave birth to their first child, Evander Holyfield admitted that he has fathered two children out of wedlock in the past year with previous girlfriends.

Holyfield now has nine children -- the newborn Elijah Jedidiah to his wife, Janice; three with his first wife, Paulette, from whom he has been divorced since 1991; and five others born out of wedlock to four women."

yeah but let's see the quality of his chicks first!

I will bet all of Holyfield's wives have been very fit, the guy's a millionnaire athlete for christ's sake, he's hardly going to pick mingers is he.

George Foreman was married to a bevvy of beauties, and the other women he had affairs with were all very fit too.

Strange thread, chicks, bollocks and multiple fatherhood with a slight reference to boxing - Sorry what was the question again? - Confused.com

jamesmcdonnell wrote:

E wrote:

Controversial wrote: Holyfield doesn't have many problems on the ladies front !!!!


"One week after his second wife gave birth to their first child, Evander Holyfield admitted that he has fathered two children out of wedlock in the past year with previous girlfriends.

Holyfield now has nine children -- the newborn Elijah Jedidiah to his wife, Janice; three with his first wife, Paulette, from whom he has been divorced since 1991; and five others born out of wedlock to four women."

yeah but let's see the quality of his chicks first!

I will bet all of Holyfield's wives have been very fit, the guy's a millionnaire athlete for christ's sake, he's hardly going to pick mingers is he.

George Foreman was married to a bevvy of beauties, and the other women he had affairs with were all very fit too.

Fine - but let's see the photos! Evander, warrior though he is, is still a punch drunk, bible bashing, mishapen headed lump.

Audley may be leagues below him in ability and heart but is better looking and can talk without dribbling. I bet Audley has shagged better birds.

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Shrinking bollocks? What on earth! Where has it ever said that Evander had shrunken testicles? Are you his dresser or something?

Fvck me, can you imagine how many kids he'd have if his gonads were not shrunken?

My grandmother could beat Harrison & she died in 2004!

Seriously though, I think Holyfield could beat him.

All Holy would have to do is look at the Sprott & Williams 1 fights.

All you have to do is crudely attack Audley & he becomes terrified, thus leading to his already poor stamina diminishing further.